CasaNova

Dear friends

today I shall present one fanniest joke in the world.


So here goes


One ncie cute rabbit goes to Shop.
It ask Shop's keeper : U have any carrots sir???
Shop's keeper says NO!!

So rabbot goes away.

Next day rabbit comes in and asks Shop's keeper ; U have any carrots??
Shop's keeper says NO! GO AWAY!

Next day rabbit comes back and asks Shop's keeper : U have any carrots?

SHOP'S KEEPER SAY: NO! NEXT TIME U COME BACK HERE I WILL NAIL UR EARS TO THE WALL!

So rabbit goes away

Comes back next day and asks Shop's keeper: U have any nails?
Shop's keeper say: NO!
Rabbit asks : U have any carrots?


HHAHAHAHEOIEAIHEHOAOEHAEOHAE GET IT

Malteser

Ehemm not that fanny............................LOL....kidding!!!

shoushou

Something similar to yours,sonny boy.....


One day,a man passes by a fruit and veg stand and askso you have carrots?
The vendor says no.
A couple of days later,the man also passes by and askso you have carrots??
The vendor says no.
The third time,again,the man askso you have carrots?
The vendor angrily replies:Listen stupid,if another time you will ask that to me again,I will smash your teeth in.....
Another couple of days,and the man manages to get his teeth smashed in.
Two days after the beating,he passes by the stall and asks:
DO YOU HAVE CARROT JUITH????

Rumble Tumble

shoushou

Shall I fix you an appointment with your local dentist???

Rumble Tumble

Only for an inset diamond sweets if yer payin...

shoushou

I told you that I will fix you up....