Frustrated...
#1
Frustrated...
Hi to everyone I know on here!!!
Yeah... I visited Dubai last week on a business trip. You wanna know what frustration is? Sitting on the rear seat of a taxi (don't trust the front seat) in a d**n traffic jam from Sharjah to Dubai. The UAE's number one sport right? And I look to my right, what do I see? A specially ajusted Bentley, the Bonzano Turbo doing 1 Km per hour.
Even the Devil would have shaked his head in shame for this. So I open the taxi window (actually worked!!!) and asked the Arab gentleman if he knew what he was driving? A car like that? There's only one highway that can handle her with the safety mode turned off. Germany!!!! So we end up in a bar some where in Dubai, where I explained to him the ultimate kick. And that is? Doing 160 miles per hour and press the petal to the metal with safety turned off, smiling and just wispering "Come on you fat British Lady.... Move!!!!" (And yes, I did it!!!) And yeah... The rear wheels do spin!!!!
There's nothing, besides s*x, that beats the feeling of a car like that move her fat ass from on side of the road to the other while she pushes you in your leather seat like an F116 fighter plane. The feeling from inside the engine? "Come on boy I wanna go..." So I told the Arab Gentleman to move him and her back to the old world. If there's one thing the Germans understand? Is the pure pleasure of driving a car for speed. So sorry Ladies, it's a guys thing. An eight litre, 1100 BHP car ain't built to go sliding in the sand....
Frans
Yeah... I visited Dubai last week on a business trip. You wanna know what frustration is? Sitting on the rear seat of a taxi (don't trust the front seat) in a d**n traffic jam from Sharjah to Dubai. The UAE's number one sport right? And I look to my right, what do I see? A specially ajusted Bentley, the Bonzano Turbo doing 1 Km per hour.
Even the Devil would have shaked his head in shame for this. So I open the taxi window (actually worked!!!) and asked the Arab gentleman if he knew what he was driving? A car like that? There's only one highway that can handle her with the safety mode turned off. Germany!!!! So we end up in a bar some where in Dubai, where I explained to him the ultimate kick. And that is? Doing 160 miles per hour and press the petal to the metal with safety turned off, smiling and just wispering "Come on you fat British Lady.... Move!!!!" (And yes, I did it!!!) And yeah... The rear wheels do spin!!!!
There's nothing, besides s*x, that beats the feeling of a car like that move her fat ass from on side of the road to the other while she pushes you in your leather seat like an F116 fighter plane. The feeling from inside the engine? "Come on boy I wanna go..." So I told the Arab Gentleman to move him and her back to the old world. If there's one thing the Germans understand? Is the pure pleasure of driving a car for speed. So sorry Ladies, it's a guys thing. An eight litre, 1100 BHP car ain't built to go sliding in the sand....
Frans
Last edited by Frans Wind; Oct 7th 2006 at 4:51 pm.
#3
Re: Frustrated...
Originally Posted by MataHari
Thanks for sharing that with us....I guess...
#4
Melts in your Mouth
Joined: Dec 2004
Location: Doha, Qatar
Posts: 2,258
Re: Frustrated...
Originally Posted by Frans Wind
Hi to everyone I know on here!!!
Yeah... I visited Dubai last week on a business trip. You wanna know what frustration is? Sitting on the rear seat of a taxi (don't trust the front seat) in a d**n traffic jam from Sharjah to Dubai. The UAE's number one sport right? And I look to my right, what do I see? A specially ajusted Bentley, the Bonzano Turbo doing 1 Km per hour.
Even the Devil would have shaked his head in shame for this. So I open the taxi window (actually worked!!!) and asked the Arab gentleman if he knew what he was driving? A car like that? There's only one highway that can handle her with the safety mode turned off. Germany!!!! So we end up in a bar some where in Dubai, where I explained to him the ultimate kick. And that is? Doing 160 miles per hour and press the petal to the metal with safety turned off, smiling and just wispering "Come on you fat British Lady.... Move!!!!" (And yes, I did it!!!) And yeah... The rear wheels do spin!!!!
There's nothing, besides s*x, that beats the feeling of a car like that move her fat ass from on side of the road to the other while she pushes you in your leather seat like an F116 fighter plane. The feeling from inside the engine? "Come on boy I wanna go..." So I told the Arab Gentleman to move him and her back to the old world. If there's one thing the Germans understand? Is the pure pleasure of driving a car for speed. So sorry Ladies, it's a guys thing. An eight litre, 1100 BHP car ain't built to go sliding in the sand....
Frans
Yeah... I visited Dubai last week on a business trip. You wanna know what frustration is? Sitting on the rear seat of a taxi (don't trust the front seat) in a d**n traffic jam from Sharjah to Dubai. The UAE's number one sport right? And I look to my right, what do I see? A specially ajusted Bentley, the Bonzano Turbo doing 1 Km per hour.
Even the Devil would have shaked his head in shame for this. So I open the taxi window (actually worked!!!) and asked the Arab gentleman if he knew what he was driving? A car like that? There's only one highway that can handle her with the safety mode turned off. Germany!!!! So we end up in a bar some where in Dubai, where I explained to him the ultimate kick. And that is? Doing 160 miles per hour and press the petal to the metal with safety turned off, smiling and just wispering "Come on you fat British Lady.... Move!!!!" (And yes, I did it!!!) And yeah... The rear wheels do spin!!!!
There's nothing, besides s*x, that beats the feeling of a car like that move her fat ass from on side of the road to the other while she pushes you in your leather seat like an F116 fighter plane. The feeling from inside the engine? "Come on boy I wanna go..." So I told the Arab Gentleman to move him and her back to the old world. If there's one thing the Germans understand? Is the pure pleasure of driving a car for speed. So sorry Ladies, it's a guys thing. An eight litre, 1100 BHP car ain't built to go sliding in the sand....
Frans
Welcome Back dearest.............
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Re: Frustrated...
I see Frans is still thinking aloud with chapters for his autobiography, entitled "There's literally nothing I haven't done (I've led a better life than you all)"
#7
Re: Frustrated...
Originally Posted by W10
I see Frans is still thinking aloud with chapters for his autobiography, entitled "There's literally nothing I haven't done (I've led a better life than you all)"
My life isn't better or worse then that of anyone else. Sure I worked my butt off to get where I am now. 80 to 90 hours in seven day work weeks was normal for a very long time. And yes, proud that after taxes I still enjoy a six digit income in the EU.
My passions? Cars, damn expensive ones to be honest. Driving them I mean, pushing a machine to it's max gives me my kicks. And old whiskeys plus the occassional female. So tell me, do I really seem that special? I've been told I look down my noose towards others, but in reality the opposite is more true. Is it such a g*d d**n mistake that I want to retire at the age of 55? And yes, somewhere in the pasific under a coconut tree, and yes, as things look now I will make a dream a reality.
I'm Graham Green's biggest fan. My mistake? I was born to late to meet the grand old man so I rest my case. And yes, my wish list still has a few open spots. The hand built Mercedes, a few Jaguar and Ferrari models. Nope, not to own them, but to take them for a spin to the max on the only highway in Europe that allows a man pure pleasure, Germany. (Sorry ladies). So if I've insulted you? Sorry for that, but I will continue my passions.
Frans
Last edited by Frans Wind; Oct 9th 2006 at 4:10 pm.
#8
Re: Frustrated...
Originally Posted by novita77
Hi Frans ... long time no see
Same here, I was on Doha, for 27 hours to be percise. That city is really growing in a fast rate. I hardly recognised it!!!! I hope on my next trip we can finally meet but circumstances forced me to shorten my trip drastically.
Frans
#9
Re: Frustrated...
Originally Posted by Malteser
Gawd Im strangely aroused at those comments........LOL
Welcome Back dearest.............
Welcome Back dearest.............
Frans
#10
Melts in your Mouth
Joined: Dec 2004
Location: Doha, Qatar
Posts: 2,258
Re: Frustrated...
Originally Posted by Frans Wind
Well now you know what it felt like Malty. Just imagine a highway at 4 AM in the morning. It really was pure pleasure, okay the male kind. How's Malty doing nowerdays?
Frans
Frans
Tis growing fast eh.......too fast actually....
#11
Re: Frustrated...
Originally Posted by Malteser
Hey Frans, Im doing great thnx. So u were in Doha ha and u didnt say anything . Ok ok this time ure forgiven
Tis growing fast eh.......too fast actually....
Tis growing fast eh.......too fast actually....
#12
Melts in your Mouth
Joined: Dec 2004
Location: Doha, Qatar
Posts: 2,258
Re: Frustrated...
Originally Posted by novita77
well ... i did hear that a giant had landed in Doha airport ...
#13
Re: Frustrated...
Originally Posted by novita77
well ... i did hear that a giant had landed in Doha airport ...
#14
Re: Frustrated...
Originally Posted by Malteser
I did feel the earth move..........