The frog that does it all.....
Oct 22nd 2005, 3:51 pm
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The frog that does it all.....
A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday. After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive. She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't want to spend a fortune.
"Well," said the clerk, "I have a very large bullfrog. They say it's been trained to give blowjobs!"
"Blowjobs!" the woman replied.
"It hasn't been proven but we've sold 30 of them this month," he said.
The woman thought it would be a great gag gift, and what if it's true...no more blowjobs for her! She bought the frog.
When she explained froggy's ability to her husband, he was extremely skeptical and laughed it off.
The woman went to bed happy, thinking she may never need to perform this less than riveting act again.
In the middle of the night, she was awakened by the noise of pots and pans flying everywhere, making hellacious banging and crashing sounds. She ran downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her husband and the frog reading cookbooks.
"What are you two doing at this hour?" she asked.
The husband replied, "If I can teach this frog to cook, your ass is gone".
"Well," said the clerk, "I have a very large bullfrog. They say it's been trained to give blowjobs!"
"Blowjobs!" the woman replied.
"It hasn't been proven but we've sold 30 of them this month," he said.
The woman thought it would be a great gag gift, and what if it's true...no more blowjobs for her! She bought the frog.
When she explained froggy's ability to her husband, he was extremely skeptical and laughed it off.
The woman went to bed happy, thinking she may never need to perform this less than riveting act again.
In the middle of the night, she was awakened by the noise of pots and pans flying everywhere, making hellacious banging and crashing sounds. She ran downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her husband and the frog reading cookbooks.
"What are you two doing at this hour?" she asked.
The husband replied, "If I can teach this frog to cook, your ass is gone".
Oct 22nd 2005, 5:34 pm
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Re: The frog that does it all.....
Originally Posted by shoushou
A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday. After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive. She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't want to spend a fortune.
"Well," said the clerk, "I have a very large bullfrog. They say it's been trained to give blowjobs!"
"Blowjobs!" the woman replied.
"It hasn't been proven but we've sold 30 of them this month," he said.
The woman thought it would be a great gag gift, and what if it's true...no more blowjobs for her! She bought the frog.
When she explained froggy's ability to her husband, he was extremely skeptical and laughed it off.
The woman went to bed happy, thinking she may never need to perform this less than riveting act again.
In the middle of the night, she was awakened by the noise of pots and pans flying everywhere, making hellacious banging and crashing sounds. She ran downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her husband and the frog reading cookbooks.
"What are you two doing at this hour?" she asked.
The husband replied, "If I can teach this frog to cook, your ass is gone".
"Well," said the clerk, "I have a very large bullfrog. They say it's been trained to give blowjobs!"
"Blowjobs!" the woman replied.
"It hasn't been proven but we've sold 30 of them this month," he said.
The woman thought it would be a great gag gift, and what if it's true...no more blowjobs for her! She bought the frog.
When she explained froggy's ability to her husband, he was extremely skeptical and laughed it off.
The woman went to bed happy, thinking she may never need to perform this less than riveting act again.
In the middle of the night, she was awakened by the noise of pots and pans flying everywhere, making hellacious banging and crashing sounds. She ran downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her husband and the frog reading cookbooks.
"What are you two doing at this hour?" she asked.
The husband replied, "If I can teach this frog to cook, your ass is gone".
Oct 22nd 2005, 5:35 pm
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Re: The frog that does it all.....
Originally Posted by Fairydust
Oct 22nd 2005, 5:37 pm
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Re: The frog that does it all.....
Originally Posted by shoushou
I was looking for a similar frog but they gave me an opera singing butterfly.....
Oct 22nd 2005, 5:37 pm
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Re: The frog that does it all.....
Originally Posted by Fairydust
Well I suppose all that fluttering might work wonders
Oct 22nd 2005, 5:42 pm
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Re: The frog that does it all.....
Originally Posted by shoushou
Im sure about it but the conductor ran away with that frog of his....
Oct 22nd 2005, 5:59 pm
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Re: The frog that does it all.....
Originally Posted by Fairydust
I am obviously very not with it today or just very innocent - what you talking about
Then the watchman told me that he wants to wash my car with a crystal champagne glass....
Oct 22nd 2005, 6:05 pm
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Re: The frog that does it all.....
Originally Posted by shoushou
Im with it,Im with it....But whenever I switch the light on,the neighbours yell ''Surprise''......
Then the watchman told me that he wants to wash my car with a crystal champagne glass....
Then the watchman told me that he wants to wash my car with a crystal champagne glass....
Oct 22nd 2005, 6:08 pm
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Re: The frog that does it all.....
Originally Posted by Fairydust
I think you've been drinking tonight - no idea what you are talking about
Oct 22nd 2005, 6:13 pm
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Re: The frog that does it all.....
Originally Posted by shoushou
Pickles....They made a great addition to the theater tonight....
Oct 22nd 2005, 6:20 pm
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Re: The frog that does it all.....
Originally Posted by Fairydust
Reckon this must be the random comment thread
Oct 22nd 2005, 6:31 pm
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Re: The frog that does it all.....
Originally Posted by shoushou
It was when the cars rolled on square tyres....
Oct 22nd 2005, 6:35 pm
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Re: The frog that does it all.....
Originally Posted by Fairydust
Bet that wasn't a smooth ride
Oct 22nd 2005, 6:41 pm
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Re: The frog that does it all.....
Originally Posted by shoushou
They always came with a silver lining.....
Oct 22nd 2005, 6:45 pm
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Re: The frog that does it all.....
Originally Posted by Fairydust
What do coke cans???