'Eye massagers' in the UAE
Aug 30th 2018, 10:43 am
#46
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Re: 'Eye massagers' in the UAE
Originally Posted by Scamp
Expect the women to be Pauline, 57 from Norfolk and get Janet, 56 from Suffolk.
I guess it's an improvement.
I guess it's an improvement.
Reality - red nosed ex-pats in a grimey two bed apartment with a huge TV, necking cans of booze and viagra, while watching saggy Janet from accounts use a sex toy on herself. Trying not to make eye contact.
Bah gawd
Aug 30th 2018, 10:58 am
#47
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Re: 'Eye massagers' in the UAE
Originally Posted by weasel decentral
Portrayed scenario - a sumptuous estate house full of beautiful people, sipping on champagne while engaging in some luxurious shagging on antique furniture. All happening in slow motion
Reality - red nosed ex-pats in a grimey two bed apartment with a huge TV, necking cans of booze and viagra, while watching saggy Janet from accounts use a sex toy on herself. Trying not to make eye contact.
Bah gawd
Reality - red nosed ex-pats in a grimey two bed apartment with a huge TV, necking cans of booze and viagra, while watching saggy Janet from accounts use a sex toy on herself. Trying not to make eye contact.
Bah gawd
You're EXACTLY right. The hair would be like a 70's porno.
Aug 30th 2018, 11:45 am
#48
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Re: 'Eye massagers' in the UAE
Originally Posted by weasel decentral
Portrayed scenario - a sumptuous estate house full of beautiful people, sipping on champagne while engaging in some luxurious shagging on antique furniture. All happening in slow motion
Reality - red nosed ex-pats in a grimey two bed apartment with a huge TV, necking cans of booze and viagra, while watching saggy Janet from accounts use a sex toy on herself. Trying not to make eye contact.
Bah gawd
Reality - red nosed ex-pats in a grimey two bed apartment with a huge TV, necking cans of booze and viagra, while watching saggy Janet from accounts use a sex toy on herself. Trying not to make eye contact.
Bah gawd
Sep 2nd 2018, 2:09 am
#49
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Re: 'Eye massagers' in the UAE
Originally Posted by weasel decentral
Reality - red nosed ex-pats in a grimey two bed apartment with a huge TV, necking cans of booze and viagra, while watching saggy Janet from accounts use a sex toy on herself. Trying not to make eye contact.
Bah gawd
Bah gawd
Sep 2nd 2018, 6:58 am
#50
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Re: 'Eye massagers' in the UAE
Actually the champagne swilling in country house - thats the rotary and i suspect other altruistic clubs in the home counties. Ive been to one and its honestly not far from the truth. There are a lot of very well heeled rotarians in surrey, and the fish bowl of car keys is in itself impressive.
Sep 2nd 2018, 7:02 am
#51
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Re: 'Eye massagers' in the UAE
However - i wouldnt like to smash your illusions, if you prefer to see liberated swingers as pathetic then please do so, they dont mind, they are the ones enjoying themselves. I would also point out that generically opposites attract. Mrs Robinson and the graduate, the beautiful young woman who just wants a lover as old as her father - they are more common than you know...
Sep 2nd 2018, 9:54 am
#52
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Re: 'Eye massagers' in the UAE
Originally Posted by uk_grenada
However - i wouldnt like to smash your illusions, if you prefer to see liberated swingers as pathetic then please do so, they dont mind, they are the ones enjoying themselves. I would also point out that generically opposites attract. Mrs Robinson and the graduate, the beautiful young woman who just wants a lover as old as her father - they are more common than you know...
The world is better for the variety it has. I'm sure of it.
Sep 2nd 2018, 2:37 pm
#53
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Re: 'Eye massagers' in the UAE
I have very much enjoyed reading this thread.
Sep 3rd 2018, 4:03 am
#54
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Re: 'Eye massagers' in the UAE
Originally Posted by uk_grenada
Actually the champagne swilling in country house - thats the rotary and i suspect other altruistic clubs in the home counties. Ive been to one and its honestly not far from the truth. There are a lot of very well heeled rotarians in surrey, and the fish bowl of car keys is in itself impressive.
Sep 3rd 2018, 5:04 am
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Re: 'Eye massagers' in the UAE
Who knew. So Croydon is where its at then.
Sep 3rd 2018, 5:25 am
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Re: 'Eye massagers' in the UAE
Originally Posted by uk_grenada
Honestly guys, having a sybian is awesome.
If anyone knows of whome i speak, its like sharing a flat with a guy called mandingo.
It has a well deserved reputation, ive seen its effect. Women who know look at you wistfully and ask to visit me and my friend. I swear it has got me friends with benefits several times and is thus well worth its outlay and the hassle of import.
If anyone knows of whome i speak, its like sharing a flat with a guy called mandingo.
It has a well deserved reputation, ive seen its effect. Women who know look at you wistfully and ask to visit me and my friend. I swear it has got me friends with benefits several times and is thus well worth its outlay and the hassle of import.
Sep 3rd 2018, 6:30 am
#57
I still dont believe it..
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Re: 'Eye massagers' in the UAE
Sorry but thats not going to fly. The photo was demonstrative, did you se a fish bowl? - it would never occur to me to actually take one at the time, other priorities. Actually the smart phone is the bane of such events, nakedness is now a requirement at some, simply to ensure no pics. Ive also been asked to sign an NDA.
Www.sybian.com - just like everything else in the world if you want one. The purple silicone addons are best.
is croydon wife swapping central - possibly - but the home counties / surrey is i feel more organised. Where else can the swingers club borrow the golf club house...
Www.sybian.com - just like everything else in the world if you want one. The purple silicone addons are best.
is croydon wife swapping central - possibly - but the home counties / surrey is i feel more organised. Where else can the swingers club borrow the golf club house...
Sep 3rd 2018, 10:16 am
#58
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Re: 'Eye massagers' in the UAE
Originally Posted by uk_grenada
Sorry but thats not going to fly. The photo was demonstrative, did you se a fish bowl? - it would never occur to me to actually take one at the time, other priorities. Actually the smart phone is the bane of such events, nakedness is now a requirement at some, simply to ensure no pics. Ive also been asked to sign an NDA.
Hard to imagine that people are asked to sign NDAs and not have cameras, I'm sure all involved would never be talking about it to random people. on the internet lol
Sep 3rd 2018, 10:29 am
#59
I still dont believe it..
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Re: 'Eye massagers' in the UAE
I’m not revealing anything important or that’s going to get me taken off guest lists, but it’s good to spread the generic word - you can - it exists.
Sep 4th 2018, 2:14 pm
#60
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Re: 'Eye massagers' in the UAE
Can I get in with one of these?
