'Eye massagers' in the UAE
#46

Reality - red nosed ex-pats in a grimey two bed apartment with a huge TV, necking cans of booze and viagra, while watching saggy Janet from accounts use a sex toy on herself. Trying not to make eye contact.
Bah gawd

#47

Portrayed scenario - a sumptuous estate house full of beautiful people, sipping on champagne while engaging in some luxurious shagging on antique furniture. All happening in slow motion
Reality - red nosed ex-pats in a grimey two bed apartment with a huge TV, necking cans of booze and viagra, while watching saggy Janet from accounts use a sex toy on herself. Trying not to make eye contact.
Bah gawd
Reality - red nosed ex-pats in a grimey two bed apartment with a huge TV, necking cans of booze and viagra, while watching saggy Janet from accounts use a sex toy on herself. Trying not to make eye contact.
Bah gawd
You're EXACTLY right. The hair would be like a 70's porno.

#48

Portrayed scenario - a sumptuous estate house full of beautiful people, sipping on champagne while engaging in some luxurious shagging on antique furniture. All happening in slow motion
Reality - red nosed ex-pats in a grimey two bed apartment with a huge TV, necking cans of booze and viagra, while watching saggy Janet from accounts use a sex toy on herself. Trying not to make eye contact.
Bah gawd
Reality - red nosed ex-pats in a grimey two bed apartment with a huge TV, necking cans of booze and viagra, while watching saggy Janet from accounts use a sex toy on herself. Trying not to make eye contact.
Bah gawd

#50
I still dont believe it..







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Location: 12 degrees north
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Actually the champagne swilling in country house - thats the rotary and i suspect other altruistic clubs in the home counties. Ive been to one and its honestly not far from the truth. There are a lot of very well heeled rotarians in surrey, and the fish bowl of car keys is in itself impressive.


#51
I still dont believe it..







Joined: Oct 2013
Location: 12 degrees north
Posts: 2,710












However - i wouldnt like to smash your illusions, if you prefer to see liberated swingers as pathetic then please do so, they dont mind, they are the ones enjoying themselves. I would also point out that generically opposites attract. Mrs Robinson and the graduate, the beautiful young woman who just wants a lover as old as her father - they are more common than you know...

#52

However - i wouldnt like to smash your illusions, if you prefer to see liberated swingers as pathetic then please do so, they dont mind, they are the ones enjoying themselves. I would also point out that generically opposites attract. Mrs Robinson and the graduate, the beautiful young woman who just wants a lover as old as her father - they are more common than you know...
The world is better for the variety it has. I'm sure of it.

#53
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I have very much enjoyed reading this thread.

#54

Actually the champagne swilling in country house - thats the rotary and i suspect other altruistic clubs in the home counties. Ive been to one and its honestly not far from the truth. There are a lot of very well heeled rotarians in surrey, and the fish bowl of car keys is in itself impressive.



#56
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Honestly guys, having a sybian is awesome.
If anyone knows of whome i speak, its like sharing a flat with a guy called mandingo.
It has a well deserved reputation, ive seen its effect. Women who know look at you wistfully and ask to visit me and my friend. I swear it has got me friends with benefits several times and is thus well worth its outlay and the hassle of import.
If anyone knows of whome i speak, its like sharing a flat with a guy called mandingo.
It has a well deserved reputation, ive seen its effect. Women who know look at you wistfully and ask to visit me and my friend. I swear it has got me friends with benefits several times and is thus well worth its outlay and the hassle of import.


#57
I still dont believe it..







Joined: Oct 2013
Location: 12 degrees north
Posts: 2,710












Sorry but thats not going to fly. The photo was demonstrative, did you se a fish bowl? - it would never occur to me to actually take one at the time, other priorities. Actually the smart phone is the bane of such events, nakedness is now a requirement at some, simply to ensure no pics. Ive also been asked to sign an NDA.
Www.sybian.com - just like everything else in the world if you want one. The purple silicone addons are best.
is croydon wife swapping central - possibly - but the home counties / surrey is i feel more organised. Where else can the swingers club borrow the golf club house...
Www.sybian.com - just like everything else in the world if you want one. The purple silicone addons are best.
is croydon wife swapping central - possibly - but the home counties / surrey is i feel more organised. Where else can the swingers club borrow the golf club house...

#58

Sorry but thats not going to fly. The photo was demonstrative, did you se a fish bowl? - it would never occur to me to actually take one at the time, other priorities. Actually the smart phone is the bane of such events, nakedness is now a requirement at some, simply to ensure no pics. Ive also been asked to sign an NDA.


#59
I still dont believe it..







Joined: Oct 2013
Location: 12 degrees north
Posts: 2,710












I’m not revealing anything important or that’s going to get me taken off guest lists, but it’s good to spread the generic word - you can - it exists.

#60
Hit 16's










Joined: Mar 2010
Location: Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine
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Can I get in with one of these?

