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Old Aug 30th 2018, 10:43 am
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Expect the women to be Pauline, 57 from Norfolk and get Janet, 56 from Suffolk.

I guess it's an improvement.
Portrayed scenario - a sumptuous estate house full of beautiful people, sipping on champagne while engaging in some luxurious shagging on antique furniture. All happening in slow motion

Reality - red nosed ex-pats in a grimey two bed apartment with a huge TV, necking cans of booze and viagra, while watching saggy Janet from accounts use a sex toy on herself. Trying not to make eye contact.

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Old Aug 30th 2018, 10:58 am
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Portrayed scenario - a sumptuous estate house full of beautiful people, sipping on champagne while engaging in some luxurious shagging on antique furniture. All happening in slow motion

Reality - red nosed ex-pats in a grimey two bed apartment with a huge TV, necking cans of booze and viagra, while watching saggy Janet from accounts use a sex toy on herself. Trying not to make eye contact.

Bah gawd
That made a little vom-cano in my mouth.

You're EXACTLY right. The hair would be like a 70's porno.
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Portrayed scenario - a sumptuous estate house full of beautiful people, sipping on champagne while engaging in some luxurious shagging on antique furniture. All happening in slow motion

Reality - red nosed ex-pats in a grimey two bed apartment with a huge TV, necking cans of booze and viagra, while watching saggy Janet from accounts use a sex toy on herself. Trying not to make eye contact.

Bah gawd
All the men with stuffy noses
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Reality - red nosed ex-pats in a grimey two bed apartment with a huge TV, necking cans of booze and viagra, while watching saggy Janet from accounts use a sex toy on herself. Trying not to make eye contact.

Bah gawd
So a group tug fest then
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Old Sep 2nd 2018, 6:58 am
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Actually the champagne swilling in country house - thats the rotary and i suspect other altruistic clubs in the home counties. Ive been to one and its honestly not far from the truth. There are a lot of very well heeled rotarians in surrey, and the fish bowl of car keys is in itself impressive.
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However - i wouldnt like to smash your illusions, if you prefer to see liberated swingers as pathetic then please do so, they dont mind, they are the ones enjoying themselves. I would also point out that generically opposites attract. Mrs Robinson and the graduate, the beautiful young woman who just wants a lover as old as her father - they are more common than you know...
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However - i wouldnt like to smash your illusions, if you prefer to see liberated swingers as pathetic then please do so, they dont mind, they are the ones enjoying themselves. I would also point out that generically opposites attract. Mrs Robinson and the graduate, the beautiful young woman who just wants a lover as old as her father - they are more common than you know...
I don't think liberated swingers are pathetic, nor however, do I think they are the only ones enjoying themselves.

The world is better for the variety it has. I'm sure of it.
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I have very much enjoyed reading this thread.
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Actually the champagne swilling in country house - thats the rotary and i suspect other altruistic clubs in the home counties. Ive been to one and its honestly not far from the truth. There are a lot of very well heeled rotarians in surrey, and the fish bowl of car keys is in itself impressive.
These bastards in Croydon have stolen your picture, plus a few thousand other websites on the internet...

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Who knew. So Croydon is where its at then.
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Old Sep 3rd 2018, 5:25 am
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Honestly guys, having a sybian is awesome.

If anyone knows of whome i speak, its like sharing a flat with a guy called mandingo.

It has a well deserved reputation, ive seen its effect. Women who know look at you wistfully and ask to visit me and my friend. I swear it has got me friends with benefits several times and is thus well worth its outlay and the hassle of import.
Is it a type of hamster???????
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Old Sep 3rd 2018, 6:30 am
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Sorry but thats not going to fly. The photo was demonstrative, did you se a fish bowl? - it would never occur to me to actually take one at the time, other priorities. Actually the smart phone is the bane of such events, nakedness is now a requirement at some, simply to ensure no pics. Ive also been asked to sign an NDA.

Www.sybian.com - just like everything else in the world if you want one. The purple silicone addons are best.

is croydon wife swapping central - possibly - but the home counties / surrey is i feel more organised. Where else can the swingers club borrow the golf club house...
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Sorry but thats not going to fly. The photo was demonstrative, did you se a fish bowl? - it would never occur to me to actually take one at the time, other priorities. Actually the smart phone is the bane of such events, nakedness is now a requirement at some, simply to ensure no pics. Ive also been asked to sign an NDA.
I'm just winding you up at this stage to be honest you've drifted so far into Jay from the Inbetweeners territory now I'm not sure what to believe anymore Hard to imagine that people are asked to sign NDAs and not have cameras, I'm sure all involved would never be talking about it to random people. on the internet lol
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Old Sep 3rd 2018, 10:29 am
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I’m not revealing anything important or that’s going to get me taken off guest lists, but it’s good to spread the generic word - you can - it exists.
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Old Sep 4th 2018, 2:14 pm
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Can I get in with one of these?


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