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Old Aug 29th 2018, 6:01 am
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This really is a thread that gives and gives.

Millhouse, what is the optimal answer?

Im pretty sure its 2 really plus of course eye massaging helps, 3 [2f, 1m] gets potentially complex in terms of who is where, but of course 2 into 1 does go...

7 is my max to date, that was just a maze of opportunity.
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have to disagree there.
I should clarify I wasn't excluding inanimate objects, or even animated ones that are non-sentient beings, no space aliens. Just think it gets difficult once you add the third human, usually someone isn't being totally honest, or there is no emotion involved, which is another kind of creepy.
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Old Aug 29th 2018, 8:21 am
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7 is my max to date, that was just a maze of opportunity.
How many were blokes?
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Old Aug 29th 2018, 8:39 am
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Sorry to disappoint but only 2, there was a ladies lady present... Mr Sybian too if he counts
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I am moving to Dubai......sounds like way more fun over there... even if battery operated
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Sorry to disappoint but only 2, there was a ladies lady present... Mr Sybian too if he counts
I'm not disappointed at all, sounds great if it floats your boat. Were the women attractive or, you know?

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I am moving to Dubai......sounds like way more fun over there... even if battery operated
These orgies don't come cheap.
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A man should never say, but to me most women are at least attractive.
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A man should never say, but to me most women are at least attractive.
proving the theory that happiness = reality - expectation
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proving the theory that happiness = reality - expectation
Happiness is a negative then?
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Happiness is a negative then?
keep your expectations low
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keep your expectations low
That's a real miser approach isn't it....expect very little, then you'll be happy with whatever comes.
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That's a real miser approach isn't it....expect very little, then you'll be happy with whatever comes.
in a group sex environment that’s probably the optimal strategy.
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in a group sex environment that’s probably the optimal strategy.
Expect the women to be Pauline, 57 from Norfolk and get Janet, 56 from Suffolk.

I guess it's an improvement.
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Expect the women to be Pauline, 57 from Norfolk and get Janet, 56 from Suffolk.

I guess it's an improvement.
Yeh and Janet might have a nipple pierced. Dammit, I just raised my expectations... it's not easy to do.
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Yeh and Janet might have a nipple pierced. Dammit, I just raised my expectations... it's not easy to do.
Or she might just smell slightly less of piss?
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