Madam Medusa

when you coming out mythic...??

MM, xx

shakh your bootie

MM, I don't think it's the people laughing that will be your problem. It'll be the queue of guys fighting over who gets to be your dive-buddy. Dive buddies check their partners over and get to help with wetsuit zippers...

Inselaffen

Shotgun!!!!!!! ok thats that role covered

mythic

they wont laugh my dear, oh can i have the job to make sure your wetsuit fits you right,

shakh your bootie

i so love being proved correct.

Madam Medusa

but do i get to chose my dive buddy...and zip up his wetsuit...?!!

MM, xx

oktoberon

If he's wearing one...that's why they also call 'skin' diving....

shakh your bootie

Let's make it like a reality show. The budding buddies get their own thread to impress us on, and at the end of each day we all get to vote one of the suckers out.....

oktoberon

What's the forfeit for the expelled buddies

Madam Medusa

well we need a few more to sign up first then...or there won't be a BE dive sesh cos we'll have been voted out before we even start...!

MM, xx

Inselaffen

doubt a wetsuit will be needed!
water will be plenty warm enough at the moment to do without!

so dont forget your Ursula Andress bond style bikini!!!!

shakh your bootie

oh, they still get to go diving. it's just that they get to buddy up with a guy in a gimp suit called Cecil.

Also, you get to set them a daily challenge...

shakh your bootie

i'll avoid the obvious Undress joke....

Inselaffen

you dont normally avoid the obvious jokes!!!

shakh your bootie

i know. i'm trying to upgrade from carry-on up the khyber to.... well, somewhere else.