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Old Nov 8th 2004, 4:46 pm
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Originally Posted by kristy
Hello Mr Face! I'm glad I logged on for your 1000th post now! I shall attempt to send you some karma! No guarantees, because I sent you some a while back, but forgot to put my name on it - doh!

Can't believe it took so long for you to get home last night. JC was asleep about 30 seconds after we got in the door, poor lamb!! But the evening was very good, not just because the food was excellent (BTW recommend the Iranian buffet at the Twin Towers to everyone!) but also because we have now established that chav culture has officially made it to Dubai!!!! And also somewhere in Dubai there's a very scary woman that looks like Marge Simpson.
Chavs oh GOD do let us know more about that, did they have Burberry on as well (shriek)
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Old Nov 8th 2004, 4:52 pm
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Originally Posted by Truth Speak
The CHAVs and the lady that looks like :scared:

I just karmered u

Face ......... maybe later lolol

maybe later????? wot r u talking about now? first shiva....now u.... some sort of ambiguity syndrome is doing the rounds! :scared: lololol
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Old Nov 8th 2004, 4:54 pm
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Got yours thanks - i'm banned from returning - maybe 20 pple 2 go
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Old Nov 8th 2004, 5:01 pm
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Originally Posted by DubaiExpat
Chavs oh GOD do let us know more about that, did they have Burberry on as well (shriek)
They haven't cottoned on to the Burberry yet, but many other tell tale signs in evidence:

- Penis enlarging car - check
- Baseball cap hiding face - check
- Dodgy gold jewellery - check
- Bass pounding at a million decibels - check
- Continuous circuit at slow speed while checking who's watching - check
- Ali G style goatee - check
- Slack jawed expression - check
- Nokia pay-as-you-go mobile glued to ear - check

They just need a bit of Burberry and a chavette attired in a Kappa tracksuit and enormous hoop earrings to make it complete.

If you fancy a bit of chavster spotting then head down to the beach near the Burj, it's where they like to cruise!!!
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Originally Posted by Truth Speak
Got yours thanks - i'm banned from returning - maybe 20 pple 2 go
no whos the cheeky one? LOLOLOLOLOL...... I shall be waiting....... MMMMMWHAHAHAHAHAHA. lol

I am also part of the Karma Mafia..... Tony doesnt like to be kept waiting! lololol
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Originally Posted by Face81
Hello Kirsty......... whats with all the formalities? call me Face! Thanks for logging in to catch my 1000th post.

Traffic was a killer last night...... everywhere I went I saw signs that sed.....road closed for repairs!!! AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!

JM(for Messiah) did seem a little drowsy, but he did enjoy himself...... Shiva was horrified to hear about the Dubai version of Chav culture....lol..... i tried to let him down gently, but he cudnt handle himself.....lol

sniff, sniff....... bloody cold!!!!!!

The night not only saw us encounter the Simpsons, but we now have another 'hotspot' to add to the growing list. hahahahahaha

Oh and u forgot to warn everyone about the eyeball stew at the buffet and the bland chicken porridge. LOL.. I am glad that u 2 enjoyed the food. Its a real bargain! We must do another bargain binge soon!hahahaha.... will put my thinking cap on to come up with another place.

oh and i will karma u once i have 'spread' enough of the stuff.
You left out the camel testicles from your buffet description.
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Originally Posted by kristy
You left out the camel testicles from your buffet description.
Really? Oh dear God :scared:
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Originally Posted by kristy
They haven't cottoned on to the Burberry yet, but many other tell tale signs in evidence:

- Penis enlarging car - check
- Baseball cap hiding face - check
- Dodgy gold jewellery - check
- Bass pounding at a million decibels - check
- Continuous circuit at slow speed while checking who's watching - check
- Ali G style goatee - check
- Slack jawed expression - check
- Nokia pay-as-you-go mobile glued to ear - check

They just need a bit of Burberry and a chavette attired in a Kappa tracksuit and enormous hoop earrings to make it complete.

If you fancy a bit of chavster spotting then head down to the beach near the Burj, it's where they like to cruise!!!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

u forgot the take away fried chicken being eaten on the side of the cars..... and that chavette bit is hilarious aswell! lololol
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Old Nov 8th 2004, 5:06 pm
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Originally Posted by Truth Speak
The CHAVs and the lady that looks like :scared:

I just karmered u

Face ......... maybe later lolol
Very very scary lady, cross between Marge Simpson and Maggie Thatcher I think. Not only did she have ridiculously large bouffant hair, but hair face had a permanently surprised expression and boy scouts could have camped under her huuuuuuuge stomach!!

Although I think Face and Joe were more interested in the guy behind her who was busy explaining to his hooker exactly what was going to be happening that evening.
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Old Nov 8th 2004, 5:07 pm
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Originally Posted by kristy
You left out the camel testicles from your buffet description.
oh yeah..... tis a real delicacy in the North East of Iran.......... highly recommended to all ....... tasted a bit like shrimp...... wot do u reckon Kirsty?
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Old Nov 8th 2004, 5:11 pm
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Originally Posted by Face81
oh yeah..... tis a real delicacy in the North East of Iran.......... highly recommended to all ....... tasted a bit like shrimp...... wot do u reckon Kirsty?
Oh yes, I do like to chew on a nice testicle myself, very tasty!!!!! lol

Can I just point out, this is actually kristy and not JC in disguise!!!! I must post on here after a few vodkas again!!
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Old Nov 8th 2004, 5:12 pm
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Originally Posted by kristy
Very very scary lady, cross between Marge Simpson and Maggie Thatcher I think. Not only did she have ridiculously large bouffant hair, but hair face had a permanently surprised expression and boy scouts could have camped under her huuuuuuuge stomach!!

Although I think Face and Joe were more interested in the guy behind her who was busy explaining to his hooker exactly what was going to be happening that evening.

That permanently surprised expression was prolly due to the build up of gases from her all-u-can-eat meal! lololol

was it that obvious that we were staring?? lolololol....... I mean all we did was try and photograph them cuddling and the best bit was the guy and his hand gestures giving her intimate details of the evenings festivities..... i had to duck behind my arabic magazine...... thank god i can read arabic! understanding it is a completely different story! lololololol
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Aren't you lot quite adventurous. I can only admit to teabagging but never chewing on a testicle, let alone a camel's
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Originally Posted by kristy
Oh yes, I do like to chew on a nice testicle myself, very tasty!!!!! lol

Can I just point out, this is actually kristy and not JC in disguise!!!! I must post on here after a few vodkas again!!
lololololololololol............ wot did u make of that arabic dumpling desert and the chicken porridge? wud u have tried it if i hadnt been there to recommend it? just curious lol
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Originally Posted by Face81
lololololololololol............ wot did u make of that arabic dumpling desert and the chicken porridge? wud u have tried it if i hadnt been there to recommend it? just curious lol

Mmmmm, it's hard to type while dancing....I need a good night!!!!!!!

Right back to the matter in hand..... the answer is no, I wouldn't have tried them. It's definitely good to have someone who knows what's going on with these sorts of things.
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