Crap Joke Time, But it made me smile
May 16th 2005, 3:49 pm
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Crap Joke Time, But it made me smile
A woman was in a coma, she had been in it for months.
Nurses were in her room giving her a blanket bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her. They tried it again and sure enough there was a small,
recognisable movement. They went to her husband and explained what
happened, telling him,"crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral s*x will do the trick and bring her out of the coma." The husband was sceptical, but they assured that they'd close the Curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room.After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate.
The nurses ran into the room. "What happened?" they cried.
I don't know - maybe she choked.
All K greatly appreciated
Nurses were in her room giving her a blanket bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her. They tried it again and sure enough there was a small,
recognisable movement. They went to her husband and explained what
happened, telling him,"crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral s*x will do the trick and bring her out of the coma." The husband was sceptical, but they assured that they'd close the Curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room.After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate.
The nurses ran into the room. "What happened?" they cried.
I don't know - maybe she choked.
All K greatly appreciated
Last edited by MJC; May 16th 2005 at 4:02 pm.
May 16th 2005, 3:59 pm
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Re: Crap Joke Time, But it made me smile
Lololol, nice one
I read this one the other day, might have been here somewhere
if u wanna taste of religion...............lick a vicar.........
I read this one the other day, might have been here somewhere
if u wanna taste of religion...............lick a vicar.........
May 16th 2005, 4:03 pm
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Re: Crap Joke Time, But it made me smile
Originally Posted by MJC
A woman was in a coma, she had been in it for months.
Nurses were in her room giving her a blanket bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her. They tried it again and sure enough there was a small,
recognisable movement. They went to her husband and explained what
happened, telling him,"crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral s*x will do the trick and bring her out of the coma." The husband was sceptical, but they assured that they'd close the Curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room.After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate.
The nurses ran into the room. "What happened?" they cried.
I don't know - maybe she choked.
All K greatly appreciated
Nurses were in her room giving her a blanket bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her. They tried it again and sure enough there was a small,
recognisable movement. They went to her husband and explained what
happened, telling him,"crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral s*x will do the trick and bring her out of the coma." The husband was sceptical, but they assured that they'd close the Curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room.After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate.
The nurses ran into the room. "What happened?" they cried.
I don't know - maybe she choked.
All K greatly appreciated
PMSL - brought a smile to my face
