Breakfast at Tim Horton's
Feb 19th 2006, 12:09 pm
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Breakfast at Tim Horton's
A Canadian man was having coffee and croissants with butter and jam in a Tim Horton's, when an American man, chewing gum, sat down next to him. The Canadian man ignored the American, who, nevertheless started up a conversation. The American snapped his gum and said, "You Canadian folk eat the whole bread?"
"Of course."
The American blew a huge bubble. "We don't. In the States, we only eat
what's inside. The crusts we collect in a big container, recycle them,
transform them into croissants and sell them to Canada." The American had a smirk on his face.
The Canadian listened in silence. The American persisted. "Do ya eat
jelly with the bread?"
Sighing, the Canadian replied, "Of course."
Cracking his gum between his teeth, the American said, "We don't. In the
States, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds
and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and
sell it to Canada."
The Canadian then asked, "Do you have sex in the States?"
The American smiled and said, "Why of course we do."
The Canadian leaned closer to him and asked, "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"
"We throw them away, of course," said the American.
Now it was the Canadian's turn to smile. "We don't. In Canada, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum, and sell them to the United States."
"Of course."
The American blew a huge bubble. "We don't. In the States, we only eat
what's inside. The crusts we collect in a big container, recycle them,
transform them into croissants and sell them to Canada." The American had a smirk on his face.
The Canadian listened in silence. The American persisted. "Do ya eat
jelly with the bread?"
Sighing, the Canadian replied, "Of course."
Cracking his gum between his teeth, the American said, "We don't. In the
States, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds
and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and
sell it to Canada."
The Canadian then asked, "Do you have sex in the States?"
The American smiled and said, "Why of course we do."
The Canadian leaned closer to him and asked, "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"
"We throw them away, of course," said the American.
Now it was the Canadian's turn to smile. "We don't. In Canada, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum, and sell them to the United States."
Feb 25th 2006, 6:03 am
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Re: Breakfast at Tim Horton's
You're making me homesick, eh?
Originally Posted by shoushou
A Canadian man was having coffee and croissants with butter and jam in a Tim Horton's, when an American man, chewing gum, sat down next to him. The Canadian man ignored the American, who, nevertheless started up a conversation. The American snapped his gum and said, "You Canadian folk eat the whole bread?"
"Of course."
The American blew a huge bubble. "We don't. In the States, we only eat
what's inside. The crusts we collect in a big container, recycle them,
transform them into croissants and sell them to Canada." The American had a smirk on his face.
The Canadian listened in silence. The American persisted. "Do ya eat
jelly with the bread?"
Sighing, the Canadian replied, "Of course."
Cracking his gum between his teeth, the American said, "We don't. In the
States, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds
and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and
sell it to Canada."
The Canadian then asked, "Do you have sex in the States?"
The American smiled and said, "Why of course we do."
The Canadian leaned closer to him and asked, "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"
"We throw them away, of course," said the American.
Now it was the Canadian's turn to smile. "We don't. In Canada, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum, and sell them to the United States."
"Of course."
The American blew a huge bubble. "We don't. In the States, we only eat
what's inside. The crusts we collect in a big container, recycle them,
transform them into croissants and sell them to Canada." The American had a smirk on his face.
The Canadian listened in silence. The American persisted. "Do ya eat
jelly with the bread?"
Sighing, the Canadian replied, "Of course."
Cracking his gum between his teeth, the American said, "We don't. In the
States, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds
and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and
sell it to Canada."
The Canadian then asked, "Do you have sex in the States?"
The American smiled and said, "Why of course we do."
The Canadian leaned closer to him and asked, "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"
"We throw them away, of course," said the American.
Now it was the Canadian's turn to smile. "We don't. In Canada, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum, and sell them to the United States."
Mar 3rd 2006, 9:00 pm
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Re: Breakfast at Tim Horton's
Thank you. that made my day 
Cheers,
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Cheers,
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Mar 3rd 2006, 9:04 pm
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Re: Breakfast at Tim Horton's
Originally Posted by shoushou
A Canadian man was having coffee and croissants with butter and jam in a Tim Horton's, when an American man, chewing gum, sat down next to him. The Canadian man ignored the American, who, nevertheless started up a conversation. The American snapped his gum and said, "You Canadian folk eat the whole bread?"
"Of course."
The American blew a huge bubble. "We don't. In the States, we only eat
what's inside. The crusts we collect in a big container, recycle them,
transform them into croissants and sell them to Canada." The American had a smirk on his face.
The Canadian listened in silence. The American persisted. "Do ya eat
jelly with the bread?"
Sighing, the Canadian replied, "Of course."
Cracking his gum between his teeth, the American said, "We don't. In the
States, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds
and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and
sell it to Canada."
The Canadian then asked, "Do you have sex in the States?"
The American smiled and said, "Why of course we do."
The Canadian leaned closer to him and asked, "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"
"We throw them away, of course," said the American.
Now it was the Canadian's turn to smile. "We don't. In Canada, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum, and sell them to the United States."
"Of course."
The American blew a huge bubble. "We don't. In the States, we only eat
what's inside. The crusts we collect in a big container, recycle them,
transform them into croissants and sell them to Canada." The American had a smirk on his face.
The Canadian listened in silence. The American persisted. "Do ya eat
jelly with the bread?"
Sighing, the Canadian replied, "Of course."
Cracking his gum between his teeth, the American said, "We don't. In the
States, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds
and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and
sell it to Canada."
The Canadian then asked, "Do you have sex in the States?"
The American smiled and said, "Why of course we do."
The Canadian leaned closer to him and asked, "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"
"We throw them away, of course," said the American.
Now it was the Canadian's turn to smile. "We don't. In Canada, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum, and sell them to the United States."
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