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Old Apr 18th 2005, 12:08 pm
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Hello,
My name is JD and im 32, although my doctor,psychotherapist and criminal profiler said that my head works like a 12 year old.

please register and talk to us, as my social skills are poor and i need to practice talking to real live people before my release date.

Im hoping to be re-integrated into society very soon.

My probation officer is confident that my urges to kill and maim have gone now, and im no longer a danger to myself or others.

If anyone wants to meet in Dubai for a drink then let me know.

It would be great to talk to people other than the ones in my head.

Thank you

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Old Apr 18th 2005, 12:12 pm
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Originally Posted by Jammy_Dodgers
Hello,
My name is JD and im 32, although my doctor,psychotherapist and criminal profiler said that my head works like a 12 year old.

please register and talk to us, as my social skills are poor and i need to practice talking to real live people before my release date.

Im hoping to be re-integrated into society very soon.

My probation officer is confident that my urges to kill and maim have gone now, and im no longer a danger to myself or others.

If anyone wants to meet in Dubai for a drink then let me know.

It would be great to talk to people other than the ones in my head.

Thank you

JD you are really gonna get it this time ooooooooh!!!!!!!
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Old Apr 18th 2005, 12:12 pm
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Originally Posted by Jammy_Dodgers
Hello,
My name is JD and im 32, although my doctor,psychotherapist and criminal profiler said that my head works like a 12 year old.

please register and talk to us, as my social skills are poor and i need to practice talking to real live people before my release date.

Im hoping to be re-integrated into society very soon.

My probation officer is confident that my urges to kill and maim have gone now, and im no longer a danger to myself or others.

If anyone wants to meet in Dubai for a drink then let me know.

It would be great to talk to people other than the ones in my head.

Thank you
wow....27 guests !!

common guys...join the mad house.
It beats working! is all your work collegues will hear is your furious typing on your keyboard.
They will all think you are a hard working employee.
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Old Apr 18th 2005, 12:14 pm
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Originally Posted by Rumble Tumble
JD you are really gonna get it this time ooooooooh!!!!!!!
That wasnt me !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!






It was the other man who lives in my head.!!!!!

(he is the one that makes me wet the bed each night)
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Originally Posted by Jammy_Dodgers
wow....27 guests !!

common guys...join the mad house.
It beats working! is all your work collegues will hear is your furious typing on your keyboard.
They will all think you are a hard working employee.
OOOOOOooooo 28 now hey Jammy ever get the feeling your being watched
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29 it gotta be a record........ well now how we gonna entertain them LOL
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Old Apr 18th 2005, 12:17 pm
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OOOOOOooooo 28 now hey Jammy ever get the feeling your being watched
I know im being watched.

Thats why i always take a different route to work, and wear a disguise to throw them off my scent.

At weekends i even have to resort to dressing in womens clothes just to shake "them" off my tail.

Its not safe here RT, they can read my mind. they are watching this site.

be careful what you type...........they are all seeing all knowing..................
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I know im being watched.

Thats why i always take a different route to work, and wear a disguise to throw them off my scent.

At weekends i even have to resort to dressing in womens clothes just to shake "them" off my tail.

Its not safe here RT, they can read my mind. they are watching this site.

be careful what you type...........they are all seeing all knowing..................
that wasnt me.
my keyboard is operating itself..i can see the keys moving
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Originally Posted by Jammy_Dodgers
I know im being watched.

Thats why i always take a different route to work, and wear a disguise to throw them off my scent.

At weekends i even have to resort to dressing in womens clothes just to shake "them" off my tail.

Its not safe here RT, they can read my mind. they are watching this site.

be careful what you type...........they are all seeing all knowing..................

I know i know but can you please give them back they were my favs go buy your own LOL
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Old Apr 18th 2005, 12:19 pm
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Bugger we're surrounded we're done for ( oooo i need a beer ) You are making me paranoid now JD
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I know i know but can you please give them back they were my favs go buy your own LOL
BRB, just going to get the teaboy to administer my sedative.


I dont know why he insists on it being a suppository
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BRB, just going to get the teaboy to administer my sedative.


I dont know why he insists on it being a suppository
thought you told me you had the trots you shouldn't be doin that sweetie it aint safe
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BRB, just going to get the teaboy to administer my sedative.


I dont know why he insists on it being a suppository
Well bugger me!!!!!!!! 36 guests now.

RT, get the best china out.....we got loadsa guests !!!!
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thought you told me you had the trots you shouldn't be doin that sweetie it aint safe
Have you seen trainspotting ???
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Well bugger me!!!!!!!! 36 guests now.

RT, get the best china out.....we got loadsa guests !!!!
Royal Doulton's out, what about a slice of the old fruit's cake
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