Todd's top ten list on "Things to do while you are waiting for your fiancé!"
Sep 5th 2003, 12:08 pm
#1
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Todd's top ten list on "Things to do while you are waiting for your fiancé!"
Todd's top ten list on "Things to do while you are waiting for your fiancé!"
10. Send large amounts of Starbucks coffee laced with speed to Nebraska
Service Center
9. Email the 1970's hit "Have you ever been Mellow" to the NCS employees
8. Update your porno collection, and picture your ladies face
7. Surf the Internet; that deal with NSC shit, to get more frustrated to
pass the time
6. Learn how to say "Do I really look that old Sweetheart?" in her native
language
5. Learn to smile broader when the next person asks you "So, when will she
be here?"
4. Go to the gym so you will not get, from fat from drinking because your
are miserable and alone
3. Vote for "the other guy"
2. Ask your calling card company if you can get Sky miles.
And the #1 reason....
1. Always know that she/he loves you, and is as unhappy as you are. Tell
them you love them so much you look like an idiot.
10. Send large amounts of Starbucks coffee laced with speed to Nebraska
Service Center
9. Email the 1970's hit "Have you ever been Mellow" to the NCS employees
8. Update your porno collection, and picture your ladies face
7. Surf the Internet; that deal with NSC shit, to get more frustrated to
pass the time
6. Learn how to say "Do I really look that old Sweetheart?" in her native
language
5. Learn to smile broader when the next person asks you "So, when will she
be here?"
4. Go to the gym so you will not get, from fat from drinking because your
are miserable and alone
3. Vote for "the other guy"
2. Ask your calling card company if you can get Sky miles.
And the #1 reason....
1. Always know that she/he loves you, and is as unhappy as you are. Tell
them you love them so much you look like an idiot.
Sep 5th 2003, 1:10 pm
#2
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Re: Todd's top ten list on "Things to do while you are waiting for your fiancé!"
another thing to do while waiting....
Take up shoplifting as a hobby. It gives you an adrenalin rush and you can
take home some neet prizes for your trouble. Build a radio pulse frequency
generator from parts you can buy at radio shack and the hobby store. Take
the device which can be secreted on your person and blow out the diodes on
the anti theft devices implanted on products in the store. Walk out of the
store with a smile on your face, and a friendly wave. Send some of the stuff
to your fiance in a cargo box by ship. She will love all the nice presents.
"Todd" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Todd's top ten list on "Things to do while you are waiting for your
fiancé!"
> 10. Send large amounts of Starbucks coffee laced with speed to Nebraska
> Service Center
> 9. Email the 1970's hit "Have you ever been Mellow" to the NCS employees
> 8. Update your porno collection, and picture your ladies face
> 7. Surf the Internet; that deal with NSC shit, to get more frustrated to
> pass the time
> 6. Learn how to say "Do I really look that old Sweetheart?" in her native
> language
> 5. Learn to smile broader when the next person asks you "So, when will she
> be here?"
> 4. Go to the gym so you will not get, from fat from drinking because your
> are miserable and alone
> 3. Vote for "the other guy"
> 2. Ask your calling card company if you can get Sky miles.
> And the #1 reason....
> 1. Always know that she/he loves you, and is as unhappy as you are. Tell
> them you love them so much you look like an idiot.
Take up shoplifting as a hobby. It gives you an adrenalin rush and you can
take home some neet prizes for your trouble. Build a radio pulse frequency
generator from parts you can buy at radio shack and the hobby store. Take
the device which can be secreted on your person and blow out the diodes on
the anti theft devices implanted on products in the store. Walk out of the
store with a smile on your face, and a friendly wave. Send some of the stuff
to your fiance in a cargo box by ship. She will love all the nice presents.
"Todd" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Todd's top ten list on "Things to do while you are waiting for your
fiancé!"
> 10. Send large amounts of Starbucks coffee laced with speed to Nebraska
> Service Center
> 9. Email the 1970's hit "Have you ever been Mellow" to the NCS employees
> 8. Update your porno collection, and picture your ladies face
> 7. Surf the Internet; that deal with NSC shit, to get more frustrated to
> pass the time
> 6. Learn how to say "Do I really look that old Sweetheart?" in her native
> language
> 5. Learn to smile broader when the next person asks you "So, when will she
> be here?"
> 4. Go to the gym so you will not get, from fat from drinking because your
> are miserable and alone
> 3. Vote for "the other guy"
> 2. Ask your calling card company if you can get Sky miles.
> And the #1 reason....
> 1. Always know that she/he loves you, and is as unhappy as you are. Tell
> them you love them so much you look like an idiot.
Sep 5th 2003, 2:01 pm
#3
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Re: Todd's top ten list on "Things to do while you are waiting for your fiancé!"
This was not an attack, just a way to bring humor to a desperate situation.
You ideas were fruitful, and helpful...
I was just bringing humor to a "daily" sad situation, that is "sometimes"
unbearable and WRONG.
My Best,
Todd
"Mr K-1 visa" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> another thing to do while waiting....
> Take up shoplifting as a hobby. It gives you an adrenalin rush and you can
> take home some neet prizes for your trouble. Build a radio pulse frequency
> generator from parts you can buy at radio shack and the hobby store. Take
> the device which can be secreted on your person and blow out the diodes on
> the anti theft devices implanted on products in the store. Walk out of the
> store with a smile on your face, and a friendly wave. Send some of the
stuff
> to your fiance in a cargo box by ship. She will love all the nice
presents.
> "Todd" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
> > Todd's top ten list on "Things to do while you are waiting for your
> fiancé!"
> >
> > 10. Send large amounts of Starbucks coffee laced with speed to Nebraska
> > Service Center
> >
> > 9. Email the 1970's hit "Have you ever been Mellow" to the NCS employees
> >
> > 8. Update your porno collection, and picture your ladies face
> >
> > 7. Surf the Internet; that deal with NSC shit, to get more frustrated to
> > pass the time
> >
> > 6. Learn how to say "Do I really look that old Sweetheart?" in her
native
> > language
> >
> > 5. Learn to smile broader when the next person asks you "So, when will
she
> > be here?"
> >
> > 4. Go to the gym so you will not get, from fat from drinking because
your
> > are miserable and alone
> >
> > 3. Vote for "the other guy"
> >
> > 2. Ask your calling card company if you can get Sky miles.
> >
> > And the #1 reason....
> >
> > 1. Always know that she/he loves you, and is as unhappy as you are. Tell
> > them you love them so much you look like an idiot.
> >
> >
> >
You ideas were fruitful, and helpful...
I was just bringing humor to a "daily" sad situation, that is "sometimes"
unbearable and WRONG.
My Best,
Todd
"Mr K-1 visa" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> another thing to do while waiting....
> Take up shoplifting as a hobby. It gives you an adrenalin rush and you can
> take home some neet prizes for your trouble. Build a radio pulse frequency
> generator from parts you can buy at radio shack and the hobby store. Take
> the device which can be secreted on your person and blow out the diodes on
> the anti theft devices implanted on products in the store. Walk out of the
> store with a smile on your face, and a friendly wave. Send some of the
stuff
> to your fiance in a cargo box by ship. She will love all the nice
presents.
> "Todd" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
> > Todd's top ten list on "Things to do while you are waiting for your
> fiancé!"
> >
> > 10. Send large amounts of Starbucks coffee laced with speed to Nebraska
> > Service Center
> >
> > 9. Email the 1970's hit "Have you ever been Mellow" to the NCS employees
> >
> > 8. Update your porno collection, and picture your ladies face
> >
> > 7. Surf the Internet; that deal with NSC shit, to get more frustrated to
> > pass the time
> >
> > 6. Learn how to say "Do I really look that old Sweetheart?" in her
native
> > language
> >
> > 5. Learn to smile broader when the next person asks you "So, when will
she
> > be here?"
> >
> > 4. Go to the gym so you will not get, from fat from drinking because
your
> > are miserable and alone
> >
> > 3. Vote for "the other guy"
> >
> > 2. Ask your calling card company if you can get Sky miles.
> >
> > And the #1 reason....
> >
> > 1. Always know that she/he loves you, and is as unhappy as you are. Tell
> > them you love them so much you look like an idiot.
> >
> >
> >
Sep 5th 2003, 2:21 pm
#4
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Re: Todd's top ten list on "Things to do while you are waiting for your fiancé!"
I am still laughing at your humorless demeanor, But this is the Net. Lighten
up. Life is good.
"Mr K-1 visa" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> another thing to do while waiting....
> Take up shoplifting as a hobby. It gives you an adrenalin rush and you can
> take home some neet prizes for your trouble. Build a radio pulse frequency
> generator from parts you can buy at radio shack and the hobby store. Take
> the device which can be secreted on your person and blow out the diodes on
> the anti theft devices implanted on products in the store. Walk out of the
> store with a smile on your face, and a friendly wave. Send some of the
stuff
> to your fiance in a cargo box by ship. She will love all the nice
presents.
> "Todd" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
> > Todd's top ten list on "Things to do while you are waiting for your
> fiancé!"
> >
> > 10. Send large amounts of Starbucks coffee laced with speed to Nebraska
> > Service Center
> >
> > 9. Email the 1970's hit "Have you ever been Mellow" to the NCS employees
> >
> > 8. Update your porno collection, and picture your ladies face
> >
> > 7. Surf the Internet; that deal with NSC shit, to get more frustrated to
> > pass the time
> >
> > 6. Learn how to say "Do I really look that old Sweetheart?" in her
native
> > language
> >
> > 5. Learn to smile broader when the next person asks you "So, when will
she
> > be here?"
> >
> > 4. Go to the gym so you will not get, from fat from drinking because
your
> > are miserable and alone
> >
> > 3. Vote for "the other guy"
> >
> > 2. Ask your calling card company if you can get Sky miles.
> >
> > And the #1 reason....
> >
> > 1. Always know that she/he loves you, and is as unhappy as you are. Tell
> > them you love them so much you look like an idiot.
> >
> >
> >
up. Life is good.
"Mr K-1 visa" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> another thing to do while waiting....
> Take up shoplifting as a hobby. It gives you an adrenalin rush and you can
> take home some neet prizes for your trouble. Build a radio pulse frequency
> generator from parts you can buy at radio shack and the hobby store. Take
> the device which can be secreted on your person and blow out the diodes on
> the anti theft devices implanted on products in the store. Walk out of the
> store with a smile on your face, and a friendly wave. Send some of the
stuff
> to your fiance in a cargo box by ship. She will love all the nice
presents.
> "Todd" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
> > Todd's top ten list on "Things to do while you are waiting for your
> fiancé!"
> >
> > 10. Send large amounts of Starbucks coffee laced with speed to Nebraska
> > Service Center
> >
> > 9. Email the 1970's hit "Have you ever been Mellow" to the NCS employees
> >
> > 8. Update your porno collection, and picture your ladies face
> >
> > 7. Surf the Internet; that deal with NSC shit, to get more frustrated to
> > pass the time
> >
> > 6. Learn how to say "Do I really look that old Sweetheart?" in her
native
> > language
> >
> > 5. Learn to smile broader when the next person asks you "So, when will
she
> > be here?"
> >
> > 4. Go to the gym so you will not get, from fat from drinking because
your
> > are miserable and alone
> >
> > 3. Vote for "the other guy"
> >
> > 2. Ask your calling card company if you can get Sky miles.
> >
> > And the #1 reason....
> >
> > 1. Always know that she/he loves you, and is as unhappy as you are. Tell
> > them you love them so much you look like an idiot.
> >
> >
> >
Sep 5th 2003, 2:24 pm
#5
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Personally, I thought it was hilarious, but then I have a very warped sense of humor! 
Rebecca
Rebecca
Sep 5th 2003, 4:22 pm
#6
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Re: Todd's top ten list on "Things to do while you are waiting for your fiancé!"
I have liked all your postings Todd, dont let these people who just want to
critize and put people down bother you. There are several of them here who
think they need to show how smart they are and try to pick you apart,
Dont let them bait you... You are right and they are wrong. never back down
brother,,, you have nothing to apologize for.
"Todd" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> I am still laughing at your humorless demeanor, But this is the Net.
Lighten
> up. Life is good.
> "Mr K-1 visa" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
> >
> > another thing to do while waiting....
> >
> > Take up shoplifting as a hobby. It gives you an adrenalin rush and you
can
> > take home some neet prizes for your trouble. Build a radio pulse
frequency
> > generator from parts you can buy at radio shack and the hobby store.
Take
> > the device which can be secreted on your person and blow out the diodes
on
> > the anti theft devices implanted on products in the store. Walk out of
the
> > store with a smile on your face, and a friendly wave. Send some of the
> stuff
> > to your fiance in a cargo box by ship. She will love all the nice
> presents.
> >
> > "Todd" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> > news:[email protected]...
> > > Todd's top ten list on "Things to do while you are waiting for your
> > fiancé!"
> > >
> > > 10. Send large amounts of Starbucks coffee laced with speed to
Nebraska
> > > Service Center
> > >
> > > 9. Email the 1970's hit "Have you ever been Mellow" to the NCS
employees
> > >
> > > 8. Update your porno collection, and picture your ladies face
> > >
> > > 7. Surf the Internet; that deal with NSC shit, to get more frustrated
to
> > > pass the time
> > >
> > > 6. Learn how to say "Do I really look that old Sweetheart?" in her
> native
> > > language
> > >
> > > 5. Learn to smile broader when the next person asks you "So, when will
> she
> > > be here?"
> > >
> > > 4. Go to the gym so you will not get, from fat from drinking because
> your
> > > are miserable and alone
> > >
> > > 3. Vote for "the other guy"
> > >
> > > 2. Ask your calling card company if you can get Sky miles.
> > >
> > > And the #1 reason....
> > >
> > > 1. Always know that she/he loves you, and is as unhappy as you are.
Tell
> > > them you love them so much you look like an idiot.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> >
> >
critize and put people down bother you. There are several of them here who
think they need to show how smart they are and try to pick you apart,
Dont let them bait you... You are right and they are wrong. never back down
brother,,, you have nothing to apologize for.
"Todd" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> I am still laughing at your humorless demeanor, But this is the Net.
Lighten
> up. Life is good.
> "Mr K-1 visa" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
> >
> > another thing to do while waiting....
> >
> > Take up shoplifting as a hobby. It gives you an adrenalin rush and you
can
> > take home some neet prizes for your trouble. Build a radio pulse
frequency
> > generator from parts you can buy at radio shack and the hobby store.
Take
> > the device which can be secreted on your person and blow out the diodes
on
> > the anti theft devices implanted on products in the store. Walk out of
the
> > store with a smile on your face, and a friendly wave. Send some of the
> stuff
> > to your fiance in a cargo box by ship. She will love all the nice
> presents.
> >
> > "Todd" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> > news:[email protected]...
> > > Todd's top ten list on "Things to do while you are waiting for your
> > fiancé!"
> > >
> > > 10. Send large amounts of Starbucks coffee laced with speed to
Nebraska
> > > Service Center
> > >
> > > 9. Email the 1970's hit "Have you ever been Mellow" to the NCS
employees
> > >
> > > 8. Update your porno collection, and picture your ladies face
> > >
> > > 7. Surf the Internet; that deal with NSC shit, to get more frustrated
to
> > > pass the time
> > >
> > > 6. Learn how to say "Do I really look that old Sweetheart?" in her
> native
> > > language
> > >
> > > 5. Learn to smile broader when the next person asks you "So, when will
> she
> > > be here?"
> > >
> > > 4. Go to the gym so you will not get, from fat from drinking because
> your
> > > are miserable and alone
> > >
> > > 3. Vote for "the other guy"
> > >
> > > 2. Ask your calling card company if you can get Sky miles.
> > >
> > > And the #1 reason....
> > >
> > > 1. Always know that she/he loves you, and is as unhappy as you are.
Tell
> > > them you love them so much you look like an idiot.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> >
> >
Sep 5th 2003, 4:27 pm
#7
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Re: Todd's top ten list on "Things to do while you are waiting for your fiancé!"
If you are still on line, drop me a email, I am at [email protected]
Let talk
Best,
"Mr K-1 visa" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> I have liked all your postings Todd, dont let these people who just want
to
> critize and put people down bother you. There are several of them here who
> think they need to show how smart they are and try to pick you apart,
> Dont let them bait you... You are right and they are wrong. never back
down
> brother,,, you have nothing to apologize for.
> "Todd" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
> > I am still laughing at your humorless demeanor, But this is the Net.
> Lighten
> > up. Life is good.
> >
> > "Mr K-1 visa" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> > news:[email protected]...
> > >
> > > another thing to do while waiting....
> > >
> > > Take up shoplifting as a hobby. It gives you an adrenalin rush and you
> can
> > > take home some neet prizes for your trouble. Build a radio pulse
> frequency
> > > generator from parts you can buy at radio shack and the hobby store.
> Take
> > > the device which can be secreted on your person and blow out the
diodes
> on
> > > the anti theft devices implanted on products in the store. Walk out of
> the
> > > store with a smile on your face, and a friendly wave. Send some of the
> > stuff
> > > to your fiance in a cargo box by ship. She will love all the nice
> > presents.
> > >
> > > "Todd" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> > > news:[email protected]...
> > > > Todd's top ten list on "Things to do while you are waiting for your
> > > fiancé!"
> > > >
> > > > 10. Send large amounts of Starbucks coffee laced with speed to
> Nebraska
> > > > Service Center
> > > >
> > > > 9. Email the 1970's hit "Have you ever been Mellow" to the NCS
> employees
> > > >
> > > > 8. Update your porno collection, and picture your ladies face
> > > >
> > > > 7. Surf the Internet; that deal with NSC shit, to get more
frustrated
> to
> > > > pass the time
> > > >
> > > > 6. Learn how to say "Do I really look that old Sweetheart?" in her
> > native
> > > > language
> > > >
> > > > 5. Learn to smile broader when the next person asks you "So, when
will
> > she
> > > > be here?"
> > > >
> > > > 4. Go to the gym so you will not get, from fat from drinking because
> > your
> > > > are miserable and alone
> > > >
> > > > 3. Vote for "the other guy"
> > > >
> > > > 2. Ask your calling card company if you can get Sky miles.
> > > >
> > > > And the #1 reason....
> > > >
> > > > 1. Always know that she/he loves you, and is as unhappy as you are.
> Tell
> > > > them you love them so much you look like an idiot.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > >
> > >
> >
> >
Let talk
Best,
"Mr K-1 visa" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> I have liked all your postings Todd, dont let these people who just want
to
> critize and put people down bother you. There are several of them here who
> think they need to show how smart they are and try to pick you apart,
> Dont let them bait you... You are right and they are wrong. never back
down
> brother,,, you have nothing to apologize for.
> "Todd" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
> > I am still laughing at your humorless demeanor, But this is the Net.
> Lighten
> > up. Life is good.
> >
> > "Mr K-1 visa" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> > news:[email protected]...
> > >
> > > another thing to do while waiting....
> > >
> > > Take up shoplifting as a hobby. It gives you an adrenalin rush and you
> can
> > > take home some neet prizes for your trouble. Build a radio pulse
> frequency
> > > generator from parts you can buy at radio shack and the hobby store.
> Take
> > > the device which can be secreted on your person and blow out the
diodes
> on
> > > the anti theft devices implanted on products in the store. Walk out of
> the
> > > store with a smile on your face, and a friendly wave. Send some of the
> > stuff
> > > to your fiance in a cargo box by ship. She will love all the nice
> > presents.
> > >
> > > "Todd" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> > > news:[email protected]...
> > > > Todd's top ten list on "Things to do while you are waiting for your
> > > fiancé!"
> > > >
> > > > 10. Send large amounts of Starbucks coffee laced with speed to
> Nebraska
> > > > Service Center
> > > >
> > > > 9. Email the 1970's hit "Have you ever been Mellow" to the NCS
> employees
> > > >
> > > > 8. Update your porno collection, and picture your ladies face
> > > >
> > > > 7. Surf the Internet; that deal with NSC shit, to get more
frustrated
> to
> > > > pass the time
> > > >
> > > > 6. Learn how to say "Do I really look that old Sweetheart?" in her
> > native
> > > > language
> > > >
> > > > 5. Learn to smile broader when the next person asks you "So, when
will
> > she
> > > > be here?"
> > > >
> > > > 4. Go to the gym so you will not get, from fat from drinking because
> > your
> > > > are miserable and alone
> > > >
> > > > 3. Vote for "the other guy"
> > > >
> > > > 2. Ask your calling card company if you can get Sky miles.
> > > >
> > > > And the #1 reason....
> > > >
> > > > 1. Always know that she/he loves you, and is as unhappy as you are.
> Tell
> > > > them you love them so much you look like an idiot.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > >
> > >
> >
> >
Sep 5th 2003, 11:27 pm
#8
Guest
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Re: Todd's top ten list on "Things to do while you are waiting for your fiancé!"
I think the top 10 was fantastic and I'm not saying the K1 talk is boring
but it is nice to read stuff aboutn the people involved once in a while.
I loved it - thanks Todd
--
Tony
'Ad Astra Per Aspera'
'A Rough Road Leads To The Stars'
Cheltenham, UK
but it is nice to read stuff aboutn the people involved once in a while.
I loved it - thanks Todd
--
Tony
'Ad Astra Per Aspera'
'A Rough Road Leads To The Stars'
Cheltenham, UK
