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Old Sep 21st 2006, 2:25 pm
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You come out your front door, and there are a bunch of vultures waiting for you! :scared:


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You come out your front door, and there are a bunch of vultures waiting for you! :scared:



LMAO. Scary though!
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You come out your front door, and there are a bunch of vultures waiting for you! :scared:


I believe that is called being audited by Revenue Canada.
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I believe that is called being audited by Revenue Canada.
Shit, dont joke about that!!!
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Shit, dont joke about that!!!
Who would?

For a fleeting moment this morning I had a $6k bonus.
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Who would?

For a fleeting moment this morning I had a $6k bonus.
Well, if you still dont want whats left after the vultures are done, you can send it to me
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Who would?

For a fleeting moment this morning I had a $6k bonus.
So thats what the vultures were after!
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Well, if you still dont want whats left after the vultures are done, you can send it to me
It's probably safer for me if I don't describe my wife as a vulture. In future I must remember to not open my emails before she leaves for work in the morning and is looking over my shoulder.

It went something like this.

Me (thinking): "yeeeeehaaaah!!
Her (out loud): "yeeeeeeeehaaaaaah!"
Me (thinking): "bugger!"
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It's probably safer for me if I don't describe my wife as a vulture. In future I must remember to not open my emails before she leaves for work in the morning and is looking over my shoulder.

It went something like this.

Me (thinking): "yeeeeehaaaah!!
Her (out loud): "yeeeeeeeehaaaaaah!"
Me (thinking): "bugger!"
D'Oh!

I thought she worked for a different government agency

So she gets to spend your half, and she gets to spend the governments half. Sweet...for her anyway!
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Isn't it something to do with the fact that she knows 100 ways to kill you with only her little finger that means you'll give her your money without a whimper?
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Originally Posted by iaink
D'Oh!

I thought she worked for a different government agency

So she gets to spend your half, and she gets to spend the governments half. Sweet...for her anyway!
The government's half? Sure
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Isn't it something to do with the fact that she knows 100 ways to kill you with only her little finger that means you'll give her your money without a whimper?
It costs me more if I get to whimper.

She can have the cash. It's going to a good cause.
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It costs me more if I get to whimper.

She can have the cash. It's going to a good cause.
Another dowelmaster?
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Another dowelmaster?
Nah. Eye surgery.
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Nah. Eye surgery.
Not worried she'll change her mind about you when she can see better?
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