Coffeepot

if we weren't before we are now

YYZlover

My stomach muscles are hurting. My eyes are all dried up. All this from the laughing last night.

Thank you all. Best entertainment I've had in years.

I am happy my IRL friends don't know my screen name here. I'd be highly embarrassed. Then again, they'd probably sigh and say "so what else is new? We already knew you're a complete nutter."

YYZlover

Ah well, time to return to our normal programming. Over to you Smiges....

Smiges..?

Oh right, better remove that gagball first.

Better now?

smiges33

sorry someone left me in a dark room tied to the corner bed post. was that you again

moondevil

WOW good OP yyz, normal thread ends in the gutter

3 pages later and ive finished reading, keep going

YYZlover

Thank you!

Well you know how it is. Try to be serious and get beaten down by the punters.

Do read on. It is hilarious. I'll stay in the gutter. Can't remember last time I laughed this much. If I didn't know before that moving to Canada is the right thing to do then I am convinced now.

Exactly my kind of humor.

YYZlover

Nah. That was Lorna.

smiges33

oh since when did i become a punter. gutter. yup squadie black humour at its best.

ah what you failed to have grasped here (no comment required) is that yours faithfully is not in canada. and definatley not likely to be till after nov 2011 unless i get posted there (been trying hard too). i have still not made my mind up between canada (good wages bloody cold weather) and nz (crap wages good weather)

what you and lorna were both in the dark room with my. now why was i not informed of that. talk about fumbling in the dark

YYZlover

I know you're not in Canada. Try get yer butt over to Medicine Hat to start.

By the way - who said anything about me being in that dark room?

huh?

Huh?

smiges33

beleive me my posting order is in and thats top of the list option 2 is ripon with where dont you want to go is down south uk. so you can gues what i will eventually get. if i am lucky (ha fat change) there might (big might at that) be a slot open in dec this year for canada. fingers crossed.

ah presumtion, (spelt wrong) the mother of all f**k ups. ok if it wasnt you then i am starting to get worried, as i was blindfolded and tied to the bedpost at the time (that was your doing so no use denying that one) question was who was in the dark room

YYZlover

What part of "Lorna" did you miss?

smiges33

all of her . had blindfold on and room was dark. sure you were not in the room. could have sworn i smelled your purfume

YYZlover

Totally!

Considering my bed companions these days are cats - you would NOT have missed my perfume.

smiges33

not even going to ask what you was doing in bed with cats

YYZlover

Oh, just playing with the p....