Why regulars get frustrated at some newbies. (or - Google is your friend)
Feb 5th 2008, 11:56 pm
#136
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Re: Why regulars get frustrated at some newbies. (or - Google is your friend)
Vogon poetry is, of course, the third worst in the universe. The second worst is that of Azgoths Of Kria. During a recitation by their poet master Grunthos the Flatulent of his poem "Ode to a small lump of green putty I found in my armpit one midsummer morning" four of his audience died of internal hommerhageing and the President of the Mid-Galactic Arts Nobbling Council barely survived by knawing his leg off. The poet also wrote "My favorite bathtime gurgles". The very worst poetry perished along with it's creator Nancy Milestone Jennings in the destruction of planet Earth. On no account let a vogon read poetry to you. But i will do it to you!! If you double cross me.
Feb 6th 2008, 12:27 am
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Re: Why regulars get frustrated at some newbies. (or - Google is your friend)
Vogon poetry is, of course, the third worst in the universe. The second worst is that of Azgoths Of Kria. During a recitation by their poet master Grunthos the Flatulent of his poem "Ode to a small lump of green putty I found in my armpit one midsummer morning" four of his audience died of internal hommerhageing and the President of the Mid-Galactic Arts Nobbling Council barely survived by knawing his leg off. The poet also wrote "My favorite bathtime gurgles". The very worst poetry perished along with it's creator Nancy Milestone Jennings in the destruction of planet Earth. On no account let a vogon read poetry to you. But i will do it to you!! If you double cross me.
Feb 6th 2008, 3:00 am
#138
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Re: Why regulars get frustrated at some newbies. (or - Google is your friend)
See, see the obtuse sky
Marvel at its big derogatory green depths.
Tell me, grotos do you
Wonder why the sloth ignores you?
Why its foobly stare
makes you feel bespeckeled.
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your bandersnash facial growth
That looks like
An onion.
What's more, it knows
Your erute potting shed
Smells of squashed locust.
Everything under the big obtuse sky
Asks why, why do you even bother?
You only charm marmite.
Marvel at its big derogatory green depths.
Tell me, grotos do you
Wonder why the sloth ignores you?
Why its foobly stare
makes you feel bespeckeled.
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your bandersnash facial growth
That looks like
An onion.
What's more, it knows
Your erute potting shed
Smells of squashed locust.
Everything under the big obtuse sky
Asks why, why do you even bother?
You only charm marmite.
Feb 6th 2008, 3:45 am
#139
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Re: Why regulars get frustrated at some newbies. (or - Google is your friend)
See, see the obtuse sky
Marvel at its big derogatory green depths.
Tell me, grotos do you
Wonder why the sloth ignores you?
Why its foobly stare
makes you feel bespeckeled.
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your bandersnash facial growth
That looks like
An onion.
What's more, it knows
Your erute potting shed
Smells of squashed locust.
Everything under the big obtuse sky
Asks why, why do you even bother?
You only charm marmite.
Marvel at its big derogatory green depths.
Tell me, grotos do you
Wonder why the sloth ignores you?
Why its foobly stare
makes you feel bespeckeled.
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your bandersnash facial growth
That looks like
An onion.
What's more, it knows
Your erute potting shed
Smells of squashed locust.
Everything under the big obtuse sky
Asks why, why do you even bother?
You only charm marmite.
Love marmite huum, cant get enough
Feb 6th 2008, 5:18 am
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Feb 6th 2008, 4:04 pm
#141
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Re: Why regulars get frustrated at some newbies. (or - Google is your friend)
I can't believe I just let my mother know bits and pieces from this thread. She is in stitches and can't believe we carried on like this on an immigration forum. Thank god she has a sense of humor.
So, what happened to the poetry?
So, what happened to the poetry?
Feb 6th 2008, 5:03 pm
#142
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Re: Why regulars get frustrated at some newbies. (or - Google is your friend)
Feb 6th 2008, 6:24 pm
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Feb 6th 2008, 10:04 pm
#144
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Re: Why regulars get frustrated at some newbies. (or - Google is your friend)
Used to date an Italian girl who had a better mustache than me.
Feb 6th 2008, 10:10 pm
#145
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Joined: Jun 2007
Location: Regina Beach, Saskatchewan
Posts: 3,885
Re: Why regulars get frustrated at some newbies. (or - Google is your friend)
See, see the obtuse sky
Marvel at its big derogatory green depths.
Tell me, grotos do you
Wonder why the sloth ignores you?
Why its foobly stare
makes you feel bespeckeled.
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your bandersnash facial growth
That looks like
An onion.
What's more, it knows
Your erute potting shed
Smells of squashed locust.
Everything under the big obtuse sky
Asks why, why do you even bother?
You only charm marmite.
Marvel at its big derogatory green depths.
Tell me, grotos do you
Wonder why the sloth ignores you?
Why its foobly stare
makes you feel bespeckeled.
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your bandersnash facial growth
That looks like
An onion.
What's more, it knows
Your erute potting shed
Smells of squashed locust.
Everything under the big obtuse sky
Asks why, why do you even bother?
You only charm marmite.
You need to get out more - or was your mother a child of the 60's
Feb 6th 2008, 11:21 pm
#146
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Re: Why regulars get frustrated at some newbies. (or - Google is your friend)
Bless you Lorna, I was a child of the sixties
Feb 6th 2008, 11:34 pm
#147
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Feb 6th 2008, 11:43 pm
#148
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Re: Why regulars get frustrated at some newbies. (or - Google is your friend)
If I knew I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself.
Feb 7th 2008, 12:06 am
#149
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Re: Why regulars get frustrated at some newbies. (or - Google is your friend)
and I'm a 51 year old grandmother
Feb 7th 2008, 6:41 pm
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Location: always wishing i was somewhere else, getting there and wishing i was somewhere else again.
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