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Re: Why regulars get frustrated at some newbies. (or - Google is your friend)
Vogon poetry is, of course, the third worst in the universe. The second worst is that of Azgoths Of Kria. During a recitation by their poet master Grunthos the Flatulent of his poem "Ode to a small lump of green putty I found in my armpit one midsummer morning" four of his audience died of internal hommerhageing and the President of the Mid-Galactic Arts Nobbling Council barely survived by knawing his leg off. The poet also wrote "My favorite bathtime gurgles". The very worst poetry perished along with it's creator Nancy Milestone Jennings in the destruction of planet Earth. On no account let a vogon read poetry to you. But i will do it to you!! If you double cross me.
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Re: Why regulars get frustrated at some newbies. (or - Google is your friend)
Originally Posted by bobbiel
(Post 5891328)
Vogon poetry is, of course, the third worst in the universe. The second worst is that of Azgoths Of Kria. During a recitation by their poet master Grunthos the Flatulent of his poem "Ode to a small lump of green putty I found in my armpit one midsummer morning" four of his audience died of internal hommerhageing and the President of the Mid-Galactic Arts Nobbling Council barely survived by knawing his leg off. The poet also wrote "My favorite bathtime gurgles". The very worst poetry perished along with it's creator Nancy Milestone Jennings in the destruction of planet Earth. On no account let a vogon read poetry to you. But i will do it to you!! If you double cross me.
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Re: Why regulars get frustrated at some newbies. (or - Google is your friend)
See, see the obtuse sky
Marvel at its big derogatory green depths. Tell me, grotos do you Wonder why the sloth ignores you? Why its foobly stare makes you feel bespeckeled. I can tell you, it is Worried by your bandersnash facial growth That looks like An onion. What's more, it knows Your erute potting shed Smells of squashed locust. Everything under the big obtuse sky Asks why, why do you even bother? You only charm marmite. :sneaky::sneaky: |
Re: Why regulars get frustrated at some newbies. (or - Google is your friend)
Originally Posted by bobbiel
(Post 5891892)
See, see the obtuse sky
Marvel at its big derogatory green depths. Tell me, grotos do you Wonder why the sloth ignores you? Why its foobly stare makes you feel bespeckeled. I can tell you, it is Worried by your bandersnash facial growth That looks like An onion. What's more, it knows Your erute potting shed Smells of squashed locust. Everything under the big obtuse sky Asks why, why do you even bother? You only charm marmite. :sneaky::sneaky: Love marmite huum, cant get enough :devil_smile: |
Re: Why regulars get frustrated at some newbies. (or - Google is your friend)
Originally Posted by bobbiel
(Post 5890854)
haha:p
Yes I'm amazed also that this is still going, but I think the Vogan poetry may well sound the death knoll.:o |
Re: Why regulars get frustrated at some newbies. (or - Google is your friend)
I can't believe I just let my mother know bits and pieces from this thread. She is in stitches and can't believe we carried on like this on an immigration forum. Thank god she has a sense of humor.
So, what happened to the poetry? |
Re: Why regulars get frustrated at some newbies. (or - Google is your friend)
Originally Posted by YYZlover
(Post 5875422)
If you only knew how many certain toys I have at my disposal thanks to one of my clients who designed one.
Completely useless. They won't mow the lawn or push around the snow blower and all those things a man is supposed to do. |
Re: Why regulars get frustrated at some newbies. (or - Google is your friend)
Originally Posted by adirolf
(Post 5895052)
I'm sure you have appliances that can mow your lawn, or at least the bikini line :rofl::rofl:
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Re: Why regulars get frustrated at some newbies. (or - Google is your friend)
Used to date an Italian girl who had a better mustache than me.
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Re: Why regulars get frustrated at some newbies. (or - Google is your friend)
Originally Posted by bobbiel
(Post 5891892)
See, see the obtuse sky
Marvel at its big derogatory green depths. Tell me, grotos do you Wonder why the sloth ignores you? Why its foobly stare makes you feel bespeckeled. I can tell you, it is Worried by your bandersnash facial growth That looks like An onion. What's more, it knows Your erute potting shed Smells of squashed locust. Everything under the big obtuse sky Asks why, why do you even bother? You only charm marmite. :sneaky::sneaky: |
Re: Why regulars get frustrated at some newbies. (or - Google is your friend)
Bless you Lorna, I was a child of the sixties:lol:
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Re: Why regulars get frustrated at some newbies. (or - Google is your friend)
Originally Posted by bobbiel
(Post 5896613)
Bless you Lorna, I was a child of the sixties:lol:
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Re: Why regulars get frustrated at some newbies. (or - Google is your friend)
If I knew I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself.:(
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Re: Why regulars get frustrated at some newbies. (or - Google is your friend)
Originally Posted by bobbiel
(Post 5896686)
If I knew I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself.:(
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Re: Why regulars get frustrated at some newbies. (or - Google is your friend)
Originally Posted by YYZlover
(Post 5894770)
I can't believe I just let my mother know bits and pieces from this thread. She is in stitches and can't believe we carried on like this on an immigration forum. Thank god she has a sense of humor.
So, what happened to the poetry? |
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