Whats your job title?
#16
Re: Whats your job title?
Job descriptions are funny too. This from the late Simon Hoggart.
Job specifications for a post at Brighton Aldridge Community Academy.
It's full of the usual overblown jargon, "be consistent in the delivery of all the academy's policies and practice"; "model the entrepreneurial traits of having a determination to succeed …"; and "keep a high profile and be visible and pro-active".
The clue comes way down the document under requirements: "ability to undertake necessary tasks of an unpleasant nature", Yes, all this is asked of the toilet cleaner, or "hygiene assistant", salary £12,787 a year!
It's full of the usual overblown jargon, "be consistent in the delivery of all the academy's policies and practice"; "model the entrepreneurial traits of having a determination to succeed …"; and "keep a high profile and be visible and pro-active".
The clue comes way down the document under requirements: "ability to undertake necessary tasks of an unpleasant nature", Yes, all this is asked of the toilet cleaner, or "hygiene assistant", salary £12,787 a year!
#18
Re: Whats your job title?
my job title has seven words and two parts.
It can be better summed up in the description under my user name
It can be better summed up in the description under my user name
#19
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Joined: Aug 2012
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Re: Whats your job title?
Breaking: Pic surfaces of FL guarding our borders...
https://c1.staticflickr.com/5/4025/4...3da2423a_z.jpg
https://c1.staticflickr.com/5/4025/4...3da2423a_z.jpg
Yours is cool! Very jealous!
Last edited by AlmostThere12; May 20th 2014 at 6:09 pm. Reason: extra bit
#21
Re: Whats your job title?
I was introduced to someone by one of our US VP's as "This is AX, He's in charge of shippin' shit".