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ultrarunner Jun 11th 2012 3:59 am

What is your pet name for your spouse?
 
Please let's leave out the following:

Babe, Honey, sweetie, darling, and the rest of the cheesy ones.

Let's have it y'all

Geordie Lass Jun 11th 2012 4:05 am

Re: What is your pet name for your spouse?
 

Originally Posted by ultrarunner (Post 10112880)
Please let's leave out the following:

Babe, Honey, sweetie, darling, and the rest of the cheesy ones.

Let's have it y'all

Chops :)

Siouxie Jun 11th 2012 4:32 am

Re: What is your pet name for your spouse?
 
A$$hole.

(We are getting divorced, lol)

el_richo Jun 11th 2012 4:39 am

Re: What is your pet name for your spouse?
 
My mate calls his wifes vajajay, "Ultrarunner" since she hates the word ****** :thumbup:

This week i've changed my wifes pet name to something i can't possibly write on here, since she damaged our new car over the weekend. Typical Canadian driver :thumbdown:

Former Lancastrian Jun 11th 2012 4:51 am

Re: What is your pet name for your spouse?
 

Originally Posted by el_richo (Post 10112927)
My mate calls his wifes vajajay, "Ultrarunner" since she hates the word ****** :thumbup:

This week i've changed my wifes pet name to something i can't possibly write on here, since she damaged our new car over the weekend. Typical Canadian driver :thumbdown:

But its only a car dear and nobody was hurt and it can be fixed and we are insured and metal and glass feel no pain.

Oh yeah then buy your own ****ing car then :lol: or take the bus.

R I C H Jun 11th 2012 5:03 am

Re: What is your pet name for your spouse?
 

Originally Posted by el_richo (Post 10112927)
This week i've changed my wifes pet name to something i can't possibly write on here, since she damaged our new car over the weekend. Typical Canadian driver :thumbdown:

Condolences el richo :( My wife reversed over a Porsche in our previous truck. The new one has reversing sensors, a camera, and I've locked a huge tow hitch/ball in place to prevent possible future damage to the shiny new one :fingerscrossed: ICBC were kind enough to limit the insurance premium increase to $5 p/mth.

el_richo Jun 11th 2012 5:06 am

Re: What is your pet name for your spouse?
 

Originally Posted by R I C H (Post 10112954)
Condolences el richo :( My wife reversed over a Porsche in our previous truck. The new one has reversing sensors, a camera, and I've locked a huge tow hitch/ball in place to prevent possible future damage to the shiny new one :fingerscrossed: ICBC were kind enough to limit the insurance premium increase to $5 p/mth.

Nice. At least she did it in style :thumbup:

Unfortunately ours has sensors, and reverse cam but she still wanged it into the large concrete pillar, pretty much wiping out one of the doors :D

ultrarunner Jun 11th 2012 5:11 am

Re: What is your pet name for your spouse?
 

Originally Posted by R I C H (Post 10112954)
Condolences el richo :( My wife reversed over a Porsche in our previous truck. The new one has reversing sensors, a camera, and I've locked a huge tow hitch/ball in place to prevent possible future damage to the shiny new one :fingerscrossed: ICBC were kind enough to limit the insurance premium increase to $5 p/mth.


Unless you work in construction, what is the need for a tuck in the first place? Trucks in the middle of the city is just so....uncivilized :D

ultrarunner Jun 11th 2012 5:13 am

Re: What is your pet name for your spouse?
 

Originally Posted by el_richo (Post 10112927)
My mate calls his wifes vajajay, "Ultrarunner" since she hates the word ****** :thumbup:

This week i've changed my wifes pet name to something i can't possibly write on here, since she damaged our new car over the weekend. Typical Canadian driver :thumbdown:

I'll be careful if I were....it can end up costing you more than that if she is reading this :rofl: What kind of a jamjar is it anyway?

el_richo Jun 11th 2012 5:20 am

Re: What is your pet name for your spouse?
 

Originally Posted by ultrarunner (Post 10112967)
I'll be careful if I were....it can end up costing you more than that if she is reading this :rofl: What kind of a jamjar is it anyway?

To be honest, she's pregnant so she can get away with anything for a while :thumbsup:

R I C H Jun 11th 2012 5:23 am

Re: What is your pet name for your spouse?
 

Originally Posted by ultrarunner (Post 10112963)
Unless you work in construction, what is the need for a tuck in the first place? Trucks in the middle of the city is just so....uncivilized :D

You want a list of my need for a truck? It's really that important to you?

Hauling garbage to the dump (no collection here, out of city limits)
Towing a boat
Towing horse trailer
Hauling hay for horse
Towing travel trailer
etc....

Souvy Jun 11th 2012 5:53 am

Re: What is your pet name for your spouse?
 
I call my missus "femme". Have done for years.

She calls me a variety of things. "Honey" is one. The others are not so polite.

I know I'm really in trouble when she swears at me in French.

iaink Jun 11th 2012 6:00 am

Re: What is your pet name for your spouse?
 

Originally Posted by ultrarunner (Post 10112880)
Please let's leave out the following:

Babe, Honey, sweetie, darling, and the rest of the cheesy ones.

Let's have it y'all

Are you going to share yours? assuming you have a significant other?

ultrarunner Jun 11th 2012 6:08 am

Re: What is your pet name for your spouse?
 
I get called a myriad of names, like other folks it depends on the mood

they range from sugarlips, my reason for living, to MALAKA :eek:

Seedubs Jun 11th 2012 6:22 am

Re: What is your pet name for your spouse?
 

Originally Posted by ultrarunner (Post 10113060)
I get called a myriad of names, like other folks it depends on the mood

they range from sugarlips, my reason for living, to MALAKA :eek:

Why does he call you MALAKA?


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