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Rich_007 Nov 25th 2008 1:47 pm

Re: What you can't get in Canada
 

Originally Posted by fledermaus (Post 7010022)
5 year old cheese is matured by a moose.

I heard a rumour that 10 year old cheese is matured by flocks of Canada geese in a large barn in rural northern Manitoba.

R.

hwp Nov 25th 2008 2:29 pm

Re: What you can't get in Canada
 

Originally Posted by Madmac (Post 7010158)
Chocolate or strawberry swirl?

Ah! You've met him as well!

The4BellsLondon Nov 25th 2008 7:01 pm

Re: What you can't get in Canada
 
PMSL!! from Leona WHiney Lewis to moose matured cheddar - only on BE! :thumbsup:

AmyDavid Nov 25th 2008 11:21 pm

Re: What you can't get in Canada
 

Originally Posted by The4BellsLondon (Post 7010628)
PMSL!! from Leona WHiney Lewis to moose matured cheddar - only on BE! :thumbsup:

LOL and people actually join here to LEARN important things...lol. Off to the store now to ask for so moose cheddar...lol

fledermaus Nov 26th 2008 12:35 am

Re: What you can't get in Canada
 

Originally Posted by Rich_007 (Post 7010179)
I heard a rumour that 10 year old cheese is matured by flocks of Canada geese in a large barn in rural northern Manitoba.

R.

I think thats true, I've heard it too. The story about 12 year old cheese is rather sordid, though I don't understand how they can get the grizzly to do that.

Madmac Nov 26th 2008 12:58 am

Re: What you can't get in Canada
 

Originally Posted by fledermaus (Post 7011597)
I think thats true, I've heard it too. The story about 12 year old cheese is rather sordid, though I don't understand how they can get the grizzly to do that.

They threaten him/her with deportation to the UK.

Rich_007 Nov 26th 2008 2:42 am

Re: What you can't get in Canada
 

Originally Posted by Madmac (Post 7011683)
They threaten him/her with deportation to the UK.

But grizzly aren't permitted to carry passports. So how would that work ?

:confused:

R.

Madmac Nov 26th 2008 3:48 am

Re: What you can't get in Canada
 

Originally Posted by Rich_007 (Post 7012016)
But grizzly aren't permitted to carry passports. So how would that work ?

:confused:

R.

Grizzlies are notoriously impatient. CIC simply puts them on a 5 year waiting list and files them under 'Fogettaboutit'.

The grizzlies then get so fed-up that they apply for work in Australia as Kangaroo Masseuses(?)

The4BellsLondon Nov 26th 2008 4:39 am

Re: What you can't get in Canada
 

Originally Posted by Madmac (Post 7012323)
Grizzlies are notoriously impatient. CIC simply puts them on a 5 year waiting list and files them under 'Fogettaboutit'.

The grizzlies then get so fed-up that they apply for work in Australia as Kangaroo Masseuses(?)

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

fledermaus Nov 26th 2008 5:05 am

Re: What you can't get in Canada
 
I could murder a Waitrose prawn cocktail right now.

Coffeepot Nov 26th 2008 5:44 am

Re: What you can't get in Canada
 

Originally Posted by fledermaus (Post 7012584)
I could murder a Waitrose prawn cocktail right now.

I will pop some over i am after all just up the road ?

Madmac Nov 26th 2008 5:53 am

Re: What you can't get in Canada
 

Originally Posted by fledermaus (Post 7012584)
I could murder a Waitrose prawn cocktail right now.

Under Gordon Brown's government, you'll get 7 years to life for that.

fledermaus Nov 26th 2008 6:14 am

Re: What you can't get in Canada
 

Originally Posted by Coffeepot (Post 7012690)
I will pop some over i am after all just up the road ?

lol, if only there was a Waitrose here. <sighs>


You are Prbo,UK right??

fledermaus Nov 26th 2008 6:15 am

Re: What you can't get in Canada
 

Originally Posted by Madmac (Post 7012715)
Under Gordon Brown's government, you'll get 7 years to life for that.

OMG has he banned prawn cocktail? whatever next smoked salmon??

Rich_007 Nov 26th 2008 6:26 am

Re: What you can't get in Canada
 

Originally Posted by fledermaus (Post 7012777)
OMG has he banned prawn cocktail? whatever next smoked salmon??

Not fois gras. No way he'd ban that. Gordon Ramsey'd have a fit on him.

R.


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