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Sally Redux Dec 19th 2014 9:17 am

Re: What kind of drinker are you?
 
What the? This can't be right:

"You are on course to drink about 1% less than the average for men in the United Kingdom, and 137% more than the average for women."

BristolUK Dec 19th 2014 9:17 am

Re: What kind of drinker are you?
 
Where you're from doesn't seem to make a difference. UK, Canada, Russia, Iceland...it all came up as Turkmenistan.

Even Turkmenistan came up as Turkmenistan ;)

Novocastrian Dec 19th 2014 9:33 am

Re: What kind of drinker are you?
 

Originally Posted by Souvy (Post 11507910)
Ah......

I would be considered a freak even in Belarus.:o

I'm in the same exalted category.

<Hic>

Shirtback Dec 19th 2014 9:37 am

Re: What kind of drinker are you?
 
What ever kind of drinker I am classed as, tonight it's not enough.

Teen sprog b'day party. In my living room.

I hid the hardstuff; moved all breakables; warned neighbours; found earplugs.

What have I forgotten? ...

Novocastrian Dec 19th 2014 9:38 am

Re: What kind of drinker are you?
 

Originally Posted by Shirtback (Post 11508208)
What ever kind of drinker I am classed as, tonight it's not enough.

Teen sprog b'day party. In my living room.

I hid the hardstuff; moved all breakables; warned neighbours; found earplugs.

What have I forgotten? ...

Hide your stash.

Shirtback Dec 19th 2014 9:45 am

Re: What kind of drinker are you?
 

Originally Posted by Novocastrian (Post 11508210)
Hide your stash.

Wish I had one to hide ;). Starting to think that no amount of alcohol will be sufficient to dull the edge this evening ...

Novocastrian Dec 19th 2014 9:58 am

Re: What kind of drinker are you?
 

Originally Posted by Shirtback (Post 11508218)
Wish I had one to hide ;). Starting to think that no amount of alcohol will be sufficient to dull the edge this evening ...

Look on the bright side: one or several of those teenaged guests will be able to supply all your needs.

Shard Dec 19th 2014 10:15 am

Re: What kind of drinker are you?
 
Something a bit dodgy with this calculator. Just played around with the input quantities and the country results are all over the place.

Novocastrian Dec 19th 2014 10:28 am

Re: What kind of drinker are you?
 

Originally Posted by Shard (Post 11508239)
Something a bit dodgy with this calculator. Just played around with the input quantities and the country results are all over the place.

That's probably because drinking averages depend less on geographic location than on quality of life and of governance.

Oink Dec 19th 2014 10:39 am

Re: What kind of drinker are you?
 

Originally Posted by Novocastrian (Post 11508248)
That's probably because drinking averages depend less on geographic location than on quality of life and of governance.

And who's buying. :)

JamesM Dec 19th 2014 10:40 am

Re: What kind of drinker are you?
 
Belarus.

New Years resolution is a massive slowdown as I want to shift a few pounds.

Novocastrian Dec 19th 2014 10:44 am

Re: What kind of drinker are you?
 

Originally Posted by Oink (Post 11508252)
And who's buying. :)

Well that too. I don't know any government which foots the bill but if there was one I'd move there.

Novocastrian Dec 19th 2014 10:45 am

Re: What kind of drinker are you?
 

Originally Posted by JamesM (Post 11508254)
Belarus.

New Years resolution is a massive slowdown as I want to shift a few pounds.

Amputate your head. Two birds with one stone.

Shard Dec 19th 2014 11:14 am

Re: What kind of drinker are you?
 

Originally Posted by Novocastrian (Post 11508258)
Amputate your head. Two birds with one stone.

:rofl:

caretaker Dec 20th 2014 12:02 am

Re: What kind of drinker are you?
 
My doctor asked if I drink to excess,
I said I'll drink to anything.

boom
tish


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