Vocabulary Lesson For Men - Words Women Use
May 22nd 2007, 7:39 am
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Vocabulary Lesson For Men - Words Women Use
Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with '"Nothing" usually end in "Fine."
Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.
That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with '"Nothing" usually end in "Fine."
Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.
That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
May 22nd 2007, 8:23 am
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Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with '"Nothing" usually end in "Fine."
Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.
That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with '"Nothing" usually end in "Fine."
Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.
That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
Where do you get all these from ??? My morning laugh they are
May 22nd 2007, 8:26 am
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Hi Gaynor,
Glad to be able to put you in a good mood. Excited yet?
Laura and I send you all our best wishes.
Simon
Glad to be able to put you in a good mood. Excited yet?
Laura and I send you all our best wishes.
Simon
May 22nd 2007, 8:40 am
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Yeah I am excited for sure - that excited I am in tears when I go to bed because I think of what it will be like to see Phil in the flesh and then I get all emotional - OMG !!!! Silly woman I am
Must get on and do the bloomin' packing too but being held up with it as Nate has a footie match tonight and as he has trials in Canada have to clean the boots and dry them before they go into the case
Dont worry will check in for more jokes whilst I am in Canada
Gaynor
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May 22nd 2007, 9:34 am
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you missed outHANG ON or I'll kill ya
IM skint give me some money ya tight ass git
WHO Im not listening
OKAY Aye right
HI HONEY okay whats he after or what ya want
KATE
May 22nd 2007, 10:16 am
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Heaven forbid that I should get anything right.
It's a good job that I was sitting down while typing - those two functions alone have used up any capacity to multi-task that I ever had.
If I try to walk, chew gum AND talk, I pass out.
Simon
May 22nd 2007, 10:28 am
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ah all that bike peddeling has went to your head how was it by the way
