Things you didn't know but should have done, or are about to find out

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Nov 14th 2017, 3:08 pm

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Fortunately my mishap with an electric saw only involved cutting through the top of the coffee table I was using when cutting laminate flooring planks.

Using a coffee table as a workbench. Are you quite sure you're not my wife?

Nov 14th 2017, 3:29 pm

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Re: Things you didn't know but should have done, or are about to find out

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Using a coffee table as a workbench. Are you quite sure you're not my wife?

<takes a look...>

I doubt it.

Nov 14th 2017, 3:48 pm

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<takes a look...>

I doubt it.

We'll double check.

How many pairs of shoes do you own?

Nov 14th 2017, 4:23 pm

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We'll double check.

How many pairs of shoes do you own?

Two, both casual. Three if you include a posh pair I wore twice and not at all since 2001.

And two pairs winter boots. No high heels.

Nov 14th 2017, 4:35 pm

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Two, both casual. Three if you include a posh pair I wore twice and not at all since 2001.

And two pairs winter boots. No high heels.

That's sorted then. You are definitely not my wife!

The morning dress routine astounds me.

'How do these boots go with my outfit?'

'The same as the last three pairs of black boots you tried on'.

I got in trouble a while back when she asked me if her outfit for the day looked OK. I should probably have turned to look before answering 'yes'.