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A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath.
'Mum', he asked, 'Are these my brains?'

'Not yet,' she replied. :D

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:rofl:

I remember my little boy coming home after a trip with his daycare to Riverdale farm in Toronto he was so excited to tell me about the cow he's seen and told me "and did you know mummy cow's have four penises?" I can't wait to remind him of that comment when he's a teenager:rofl:

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Here's me expecting a joke about a short person!!! Very good though

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:rofl::rofl::rofl:

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But not in front of his girlfriend though eh? :rofl:

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Once upon a time......

One day, long, long ago, there lived a woman who did not whine, nag, or bitch.
But it was a long time ago, and it was just that one day.

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I had that as joke just yesterday on a text, made me laugh.:D

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I've got loads of them. Here's my final one on this thread.

While shopping for vacation clothes, my husband and I passed a display of bathing suits. It had been at least ten years and twenty pounds since I had even considered buying a bathing suit, so I sought my husband's advice.
'What do you think?' I asked. 'Should I get a bikini or an all-in-one?'
'Better get a bikini,' he replied. 'You'd never get it all in one.'
He's still in intensive care.

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HAHAHA there good!! :rofl::rofl:

Michelle x

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Just received another.

Its a hard life being a penis! only got one eye, hairs a mess, neighbours are nuts, theres an arsehole round the corner, and your best friend is a fanny...:D


Better make that my last before I get told off:sneaky:

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that will depend if I like her or not;)

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Little boy came up to me the other day and said "What's your favourite Tellytubby?"

I replied - "The Samsung, you cheeky little bastard"

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My brother, when a very little boy, was washing, er, playing, in the bath one day and declared loudly "Ooh look mummy, there's a sausage in there". :lol:

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:rofl: I love that joke!!!!!:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Ms M x

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Good one :eek: