sex by all means but please don't disturb the neighbours!
 

Just when I thought I had heard just about everything along comes this charming story out of the UK.






http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/e...ar/8473974.stm

Re: sex by all means but please don't disturb the neighbours!
 

Bloody typical of bleeding Wearsiders.

I'm sure fledermaus will agree.

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I think you will find that Washington is in Tyne and Wear, definitely nearer to the Tyne.

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Just goes to show that there are some really desperate guys out there.....the racket she makes is probably out of gratitude!........we are all permitted to be ugly but she abuses the priviledge!

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...to be fair, when he fell out of the ugly tree he hit most of the branches on the way down too.

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/image...artwrights.jpg

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But is it north of the Tyne, or South.

Hah?

I suppose you'll be claiming that Gyateheeders are Geordies next.

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The Cartwrights' noisy love-making went on for 'hours at a time'

I hope my Wife doesn't read that...

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Intolorant poof.

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Loud sex is obviously a ploy. I mean, looking at them how else would they convince anyone that they were 'getting it on!':ohmy:
Either that or it's the sound of them touching each other with barge poles:sneaky:

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Geordies come from Newcastle, Wearsiders from Sunderland.;)

Those two? well they look very unhygenic and it's a good job they met otherwise another couple would have been spoiled. I think they are immigrants from down south meself.

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OK.....can we agree that they are pretty well made for one another...a perfect match?:eek: I was tempted to say 'a match made in heaven'....but yes, that might be pushing my limited credibility just a tad.....;)

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can they really send one to jail for that ????? :confused:

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Maybe they should have sent two :p

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I blame the substandard insulating materials that the British building industry uses nowadays;)

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Yeah. It's noise pollution and causing a disturbance and disturbing the peace. The fact that it was for sex is the only reason the papers picked up on it, but could as easily have been listening to the stereo, playing the guitar or doing a lot of DIY in the middle of the night in the quiet hours that most of the UK has have between 11pm and 7am.