Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above
Sep 26th 2010, 11:01 pm
#316
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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above
joe sleeps with one eye open as he believes the green monkeys who stole his red socks are gonna come back, pluck the hairs out of his toes and chew the lil shiny pink gems he has stuck on his toenails and ruin the fantastic manicure an paint job he's just had done on them at suzies salon - open monday - sat 9 til late.
Sep 26th 2010, 11:15 pm
#318
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Sep 26th 2010, 11:18 pm
#319
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Sep 27th 2010, 6:14 pm
#321
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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above
dannyg1001 has a post-doctorate in Genetic Engineering, writing an inspirational treatise on the recessive allelles in the genome of the fruit fly Drosophilla melanogaster which he bred by mistake in his infrequently emptied kitchen composting container.
He now spends his time in a multi-million dollar ( or is that multi-million loonie) research facility squashing locust testes onto slides and staring down the barrel of a X200.
His chances of ever returning to the local dinner party circuit are limited due to the decline in his social skills and the offputting content of his conversation.
He now spends his time in a multi-million dollar ( or is that multi-million loonie) research facility squashing locust testes onto slides and staring down the barrel of a X200.
His chances of ever returning to the local dinner party circuit are limited due to the decline in his social skills and the offputting content of his conversation.
Sep 27th 2010, 8:45 pm
#322
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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above
dannyg1001 has a post-doctorate in Genetic Engineering, writing an inspirational treatise on the recessive allelles in the genome of the fruit fly Drosophilla melanogaster which he bred by mistake in his infrequently emptied kitchen composting container.
He now spends his time in a multi-million dollar ( or is that multi-million loonie) research facility squashing locust testes onto slides and staring down the barrel of a X200.
His chances of ever returning to the local dinner party circuit are limited due to the decline in his social skills and the offputting content of his conversation.
He now spends his time in a multi-million dollar ( or is that multi-million loonie) research facility squashing locust testes onto slides and staring down the barrel of a X200.
His chances of ever returning to the local dinner party circuit are limited due to the decline in his social skills and the offputting content of his conversation.
Sep 30th 2010, 12:48 am
#323
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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above
scottandsel run an underground credit card cloning operation. They're partnered with several local take-out and eat-in greasy spoons. They call it their "little ghetto-MLM scheme" and so far, it's running very well.
They plan to retire by 2015 in great anticipation of finishing their new build project.....a noveau-gauche adobe palace with two swim-lakes (his-n-hers), a rooftop helipad, indoor tennis courts and enclosed heated gecko-sauna. Special llamas are being bred to match the exterior colour scheme.
They plan to retire by 2015 in great anticipation of finishing their new build project.....a noveau-gauche adobe palace with two swim-lakes (his-n-hers), a rooftop helipad, indoor tennis courts and enclosed heated gecko-sauna. Special llamas are being bred to match the exterior colour scheme.
Oct 1st 2010, 12:41 am
#324
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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above
Rich_007 was a city boy trader during the 80's and used to sell pork futures in the middle east. He had his own personal shrine to the Great Leader 'Thatcher' and believed in DeLorean.
He moved to Canada when the bottom fell out of Pork Futures in the great pig glut of 89 and has made a living selling camomile tea on the black market.
He moved to Canada when the bottom fell out of Pork Futures in the great pig glut of 89 and has made a living selling camomile tea on the black market.
Oct 3rd 2010, 11:16 pm
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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above
Rich_007 was a city boy trader during the 80's and used to sell pork futures in the middle east. He had his own personal shrine to the Great Leader 'Thatcher' and believed in DeLorean.
He moved to Canada when the bottom fell out of Pork Futures in the great pig glut of 89 and has made a living selling camomile tea on the black market.
He moved to Canada when the bottom fell out of Pork Futures in the great pig glut of 89 and has made a living selling camomile tea on the black market.
Oct 3rd 2010, 11:27 pm
#326
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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above
scottandsel was disqualified from a lemon eating contest after getting caught handing lemons under the table to the dog in her avatar. The avatar is a picture of the dogs face moments after it was caught. It is assumed that the dog had between 3 and 4 dozen lemons.
Oct 4th 2010, 1:30 am
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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above
Lord Vader uses his scary space suit much like a wet suit & often pees in it to warm it up. He polishes his helmet every other day with baby oil & a soft shammy (chamois)...
Oct 4th 2010, 10:00 pm
#328
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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above
joe keeps a jar of pickled eggs by his bed and balances one in his bellybutton enjoying the sensation of vinigar tricklin down his nether regions til theres a lil wet patch under his botty then he nibbles on the same pickled egg as he watches re runs of emmerdale farm
Oct 4th 2010, 11:52 pm
#329
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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above
joe keeps a jar of pickled eggs by his bed and balances one in his bellybutton enjoying the sensation of vinigar tricklin down his nether regions til theres a lil wet patch under his botty then he nibbles on the same pickled egg as he watches re runs of emmerdale farm
Oct 5th 2010, 12:48 am
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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above
joe keeps a jar of pickled eggs by his bed and balances one in his bellybutton enjoying the sensation of vinigar tricklin down his nether regions til theres a lil wet patch under his botty then he nibbles on the same pickled egg as he watches re runs of emmerdale farm