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Re: Rutabaga/swede/turnip

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Originally Posted by mandymoochops (Post 8699631)

My method.

Swede
Big knife
Chopping board.

Put swede on chopping board.
Try and cut in half.
Get stuck half way through.
Lift up knife with swede still attached to shoulder height.
Bring down with as much force as you can muster onto the chopping board.
Retrieve 2 bits of swede from living room and rinse.

Repeat

My method as well, the children leave the room whenever they see a swede.

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Originally Posted by fledermaus (Post 8702531)

Flederman says that you are fed brussels sprouts in Hell.

Is this from personal experience?

Re: Rutabaga/swede/turnip

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Originally Posted by Clematis (Post 8747017)

My method as well, the children leave the room whenever they see a swede.

Is this from personal experience?

I don't think he has been but he's pretty certain that they go with sulphur and eternal damnation.