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Recipe for Christmas cake
Once again this year, I’ve had requests for my Vodka Christmas Cake recipe so here goes. Please keep in your files as I am beginning to get tired of typing this up every year! (Made mine this morning!!!!) 1 cup sugar, half pound butter, 1 tsp. baking powder, 1 cup water, 1 tsp. salt , 1 cup brown sugar, Lemon juice, 4 large eggs, Nuts, 1......bottle Vodka, 2 cups dried fruit 4 cups self raising flour.
Sample a cup of Vodka to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Vodka again to be sure it is of the highest quality then Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point, it is best to make sure the Vodka is still OK. Try another cup just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 eegs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the fruit up off the floor, wash it and put it in the bowl a piece at a time trying to count it. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit getas stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver Sample the Vodka to test for tonsisticity. Next, sift 2 cups of salt, or something. Check the Vodka. Now shit shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the fekin window. Finish of the Vodka and wipe the counter with the fekin cat. ♥# Enjoy! |
Re: Recipe for Christmas cake
For anyone who maybe offended by this thread, she means Holiday Cake.;)
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Re: Recipe for Christmas cake
Originally Posted by Miss Clinique
(Post 10384214)
Once again this year, I’ve had requests for my Vodka Christmas Cake recipe so here goes. Please keep in your files as I am beginning to get tired of typing this up every year! (Made mine this morning!!!!) 1 cup sugar, half pound butter, 1 tsp. baking powder, 1 cup water, 1 tsp. salt , 1 cup brown sugar, Lemon juice, 4 large eggs, Nuts, 1......bottle Vodka, 2 cups dried fruit 4 cups self raising flour.
Sample a cup of Vodka to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Vodka again to be sure it is of the highest quality then Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point, it is best to make sure the Vodka is still OK. Try another cup just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 eegs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the fruit up off the floor, wash it and put it in the bowl a piece at a time trying to count it. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit getas stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver Sample the Vodka to test for tonsisticity. Next, sift 2 cups of salt, or something. Check the Vodka. Now shit shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the fekin window. Finish of the Vodka and wipe the counter with the fekin cat. ♥# Enjoy! :thumbsup: ****** Brill :thumbsup: |
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Fabulous, I just needed a smile - can I share it on my Facebook page?
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Re: Recipe for Christmas cake
Originally Posted by Piff Poff
(Post 10384362)
Fabulous, I just needed a smile - can I share it on my Facebook page?
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Re: Recipe for Christmas cake
That's hilarious :rofl:
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hahahaha that did make me giggle - thanks! :thumbsup:
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Re: Recipe for Christmas cake
Originally Posted by mandymoochops
(Post 10384630)
hahahaha that did make me giggle - thanks! :thumbsup:
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Re: Recipe for Christmas cake
Originally Posted by Novocastrian
(Post 10385017)
Me too, the first time I read it on usenet, years before the internet was invented.
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Re: Recipe for Christmas cake
Brilliant! :rofl: Had a good laugh after what seemed like an extra long day at work.
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Disclaimer.....cakes not mine
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_l5dHEF6-ko...mas_eve_sm.jpg http://www.bbcgoodfoodme.com/bbcgf/i...134_MEDIUM.jpg |
Re: Recipe for Christmas cake
Originally Posted by ultrarunner
(Post 10385163)
Disclaimer.....cakes not mine
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_l5dHEF6-ko...mas_eve_sm.jpg http://www.bbcgoodfoodme.com/bbcgf/i...134_MEDIUM.jpg |
Re: Recipe for Christmas cake
How is your sense of smell?
Originally Posted by Miss Clinique
(Post 10386393)
Nice cakes. Do they have vodka in them? ;)
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Re: Recipe for Christmas cake
I think I will have a go at this recipe tomorrow..
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Re: Recipe for Christmas cake
Originally Posted by Miss Clinique
(Post 10384214)
Once again this year, I’ve had requests for my Vodka Christmas Cake recipe so here goes. Please keep in your files as I am beginning to get tired of typing this up every year! (Made mine this morning!!!!) 1 cup sugar, half pound butter, 1 tsp. baking powder, 1 cup water, 1 tsp. salt , 1 cup brown sugar, Lemon juice, 4 large eggs, Nuts, 1......bottle Vodka, 2 cups dried fruit 4 cups self raising flour.
Sample a cup of Vodka to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Vodka again to be sure it is of the highest quality then Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point, it is best to make sure the Vodka is still OK. Try another cup just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 eegs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the fruit up off the floor, wash it and put it in the bowl a piece at a time trying to count it. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit getas stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver Sample the Vodka to test for tonsisticity. Next, sift 2 cups of salt, or something. Check the Vodka. Now shit shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the fekin window. Finish of the Vodka and wipe the counter with the fekin cat. ♥# Enjoy! |
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