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Quadruple punctuation
Now this may be a case of the pot accusing the kettle of being a darker than average colour given my ham fisted iPhone / iPad typing but can someone please explain what is signified by the quadruple full stop or even worse the quadruple comma?
I've seen this cropping up on many an Internet forum , including this one. I don't get it . It's not like text speak which is basically a shortcut , here you are actively inserting superfluous punctuation I hate to say it ( actually I'm feeling arsey so maybe I don't ) but to me it instantly renders any point you may be arguing as invalid by making you look like an illiterate tosser Anyone? |
Re: Quadruple punctuation
Originally Posted by Zoe Bell
(Post 9433005)
Now this may be a case of the pot accusing the kettle of being a darker than average colour given my ham fisted iPhone / iPad typing but can someone please explain what is signified by the quadruple full stop or even worse the quadruple comma?
I've seen this cropping up on many an Internet forum , including this one. I don't get it . It's not like text speak which is basically a shortcut , here you are actively inserting superfluous punctuation I hate to say it ( actually I'm feeling arsey so maybe I don't ) but to me it instantly renders any point you may be arguing as invalid by making you look like an illiterate tosser Anyone? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ellipsis Multiple commas or, worse, multiple exclamation marks, are indeed signs of an illiterate tosser. |
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I notice you have a triple punctuation in your loacation there ?? - Is it just quadruples that arent good ;) :D
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I'm an habitual user of the triple full stop as an ellipsis, but a quadruple full stop...? No idea.
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You mean . . . ellipses????
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Re: Quadruple punctuation
Originally Posted by Zoe Bell
(Post 9433005)
Now this may be a case of the pot accusing the kettle of being a darker than average colour given my ham fisted iPhone / iPad typing but can someone please explain what is signified by the quadruple full stop or even worse the quadruple comma?
I've seen this cropping up on many an Internet forum , including this one. I don't get it . It's not like text speak which is basically a shortcut , here you are actively inserting superfluous punctuation I hate to say it ( actually I'm feeling arsey so maybe I don't ) but to me it instantly renders any point you may be arguing as invalid by making you look like an illiterate tosser Anyone? From Wikipedia "The triple-dot punctuation mark is also called a suspension point, points of ellipsis, periods of ellipsis, or colloquially, dot-dot-dot. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ellipsis Oops I see Novo and others beat me to it. |
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Originally Posted by nldfc
(Post 9433017)
I notice you have a triple punctuation in your loacation there ?? - Is it just quadruples that arent good ;) :D
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Ah perhaps I was aware of the full stop thingy ( but not the name)
I have a suspicion that the average user of said punctuation notation isnt :) |
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The quadruple commas seem to appear in posts which are completely unintelligible. To be honest, they frighten me.
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Originally Posted by Zoe Bell
(Post 9433022)
Ah perhaps I was aware of the full stop thingy ( but not the name)
I have a suspicion that the average user of said punctuation notation isnt :) |
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Punctuation is part of grammar, so here's another question for the Grammar Police.
Earlier in this thread I typed "an habitual..." - what are the rules for using either "a" or "an" in front of a word beginning with either a vowel or the letter "h"? For example: An hotel A hospital An holistic approach A horrible evening An unusual choice A university etc. Or does it just boil down to 'whatever sounds correct, is correct'? |
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It comes across as more conversational in style so not a problem for me on things like BE, FB. I don't bother to count my ... ;)
Not sure I would appreciate it as much in formal letters. Personally I never really feel that I have been shouted at by upper case, yet that seems to be the accepted interpretation. Perhaps this is because my first mobile phone could only do upper case. |
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Originally Posted by Sally Redux
(Post 9433028)
The quadruple commas seem to appear in posts which are completely unintelligible. To be honest, they frighten me.
I had noticed a link between the number of consecutive commas and the lack of coherent posting. Which led me to wonder if there was a trendy new hip thing that I was missing! |
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Originally Posted by Jingsamichty
(Post 9433038)
Punctuation is part of grammar, so here's another question for the Grammar Police.
Earlier in this thread I typed "an habitual..." - what are the rules for using either "a" or "an" in front of a word beginning with either a vowel or the letter "h"? For example: An hotel A hospital An holistic approach A horrible evening An unusual choice A university etc. Or does it just boil down to 'whatever sounds correct, is correct'? |
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Originally Posted by Jingsamichty
(Post 9433038)
Punctuation is part of grammar, so here's another question for the Grammar Police.
Earlier in this thread I typed "an habitual..." - what are the rules for using either "a" or "an" in front of a word beginning with either a vowel or the letter "h"? For example: An hotel A hospital An holistic approach A horrible evening An unusual choice A university etc. Or does it just boil down to 'whatever sounds correct, is correct'? |
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My Nan taught me that it was based on the spelling of the first letter. If it was a vowel then use "an", otherwise use 'a'. 'H', being spelled 'aitch' meant I had to use 'an' in front of words beginning with 'h'.
It's probably more complicated than that, more than my attention span stretches to...
Originally Posted by Jingsamichty
(Post 9433038)
Punctuation is part of grammar, so here's another question for the Grammar Police.
Earlier in this thread I typed "an habitual..." - what are the rules for using either "a" or "an" in front of a word beginning with either a vowel or the letter "h"? For example: An hotel A hospital An holistic approach A horrible evening An unusual choice A university etc. Or does it just boil down to 'whatever sounds correct, is correct'? |
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Originally Posted by Jingsamichty
(Post 9433038)
Punctuation is part of grammar, so here's another question for the Grammar Police.
Earlier in this thread I typed "an habitual..." - what are the rules for using either "a" or "an" in front of a word beginning with either a vowel or the letter "h"? For example: An hotel A hospital An holistic approach A horrible evening An unusual choice A university etc. Or does it just boil down to 'whatever sounds correct, is correct'? A hockey game or an 'ockey game? :rolleyes: |
Re: Quadruple punctuation
Originally Posted by Jingsamichty
(Post 9433038)
Punctuation is part of grammar, so here's another question for the Grammar Police.
Earlier in this thread I typed "an habitual..." - what are the rules for using either "a" or "an" in front of a word beginning with either a vowel or the letter "h"? For example: An hotel A hospital An holistic approach A horrible evening An unusual choice A university etc. Or does it just boil down to 'whatever sounds correct, is correct'? Now that leaves something to be desired as a guide to someone learning English as a second language or to children with accents!!! :p |
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Also, isn't the use of etc another way of saying "i really have nothing more to add but maybe this looks like i do"?
Cos that's why i use it |
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Not really - I use it if I cant be arsed writing out valves , fittings , adapters, plugs and flanges when I can just write - Valves etc :thumbup:
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yay!!! :o
ironic [aɪˈrɒnɪk], ironical adj of, characterized by, or using irony ironicalness n ironic - Something is ironic if the result is the opposite of what was intended; an ironic event is an incongruous event, one at odds with what might have been expected. Collins English Dictionary – Complete and Unabridged © HarperCollins Publishers 1991, 1994, 1998, 2000, 2003... |
Re: Quadruple punctuation
Originally Posted by Zoe Bell
(Post 9433022)
Ah, perhaps I was aware of the full stop thingy ( but not the name).
I have a suspicion that the average user of said punctuation notation isn't :) |
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Originally Posted by Zoe Bell
(Post 9433022)
Ah perhaps I was aware of the full stop thingy ( but not the name)
I have a suspicion that the average user of said punctuation notation isnt :) |
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Originally Posted by Novocastrian
(Post 9433014)
Multiple commas or, worse, multiple exclamation marks, are indeed signs of an illiterate tosser.
I am with all on this one. Anymore than 3 "..." is greedy. Slightly on topic - You're v Your when shortening from "you are" drives me up the proverbial wall. |
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Originally Posted by Greenhill
(Post 9433083)
My Nan taught me that it was based on the spelling of the first letter. If it was a vowel then use "an", otherwise use 'a'. 'H', being spelled 'aitch' meant I had to use 'an' in front of words beginning with 'h'.
It's probably more complicated than that, more than my attention span stretches to... E.g. instead of asking, "Let's find a/an hotel", I would gracefully dodge the dilemma by saying, "Let's find a fkn hotel." That way, people won't look down on you for poor grammar. |
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Originally Posted by Jingsamichty
(Post 9434261)
One can avoid making such faux-pas by inserting an adjective beginning with a consonant, thus rendering the conundrum void:
E.g. instead of asking, "Let's find a/an hotel", I would gracefully dodge the dilemma by saying, "Let's find a fkn hotel." That way, people won't look down on you for poor grammar. |
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Google Chrome users can install afterthedeadline, an add-on, that checks and corrects grammar and spelling (it works on expats, I just tried it, and it also works on blog sites, twitter, Facebook etc).
It told me that "An hotel" should be "a hotel". It told me that "should be" is in passive voice and should be in active voice. It also told me that the correct cliche is cliché and it even offered to fix that for me. I think I like it. |
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Originally Posted by Greenhill
(Post 9434353)
Google Chrome users can install afterthedeadline, an add-on, that checks and corrects grammar and spelling (it works on expats, I just tried it, and it also works on blog sites, twitter, Facebook etc).
It told me that "An hotel" should be "a hotel". It told me that "should be" is in passive voice and should be in active voice. It also told me that the correct cliche is cliché and it even offered to fix that for me. I think I like it. |
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You'll be happy to know that it reported no errors (grammatical or spelling) in your reply (well, apart from the "should be" passive issue).
Now, if only it had a button that expands txt speak into English and a "Dumb Down" feature that could convert stuff like that in your reply, and everything DBD33 says, into something I can actually and easily understand.
Originally Posted by Oakvillian
(Post 9434440)
If it told you "should be" is in passive voice, it's talking out of an inappropriate orifice. "Should" is a modal verb, expressing obligation or expectation, and is absolutely in the active voice (though, strictly, also in the subjunctive mood since it's an indirect quotation). Strip out both the obligation and the reported speech, and the sentence becomes "An hotel is a hotel." Seems pretty active to me.
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Originally Posted by dubbed
(Post 9434215)
That had me laughing so hard, that I had coffee coming out of one nostril.
I am with all on this one. Anymore than 3 "..." is greedy. Slightly on topic - You're v Your when shortening from "you are" drives me up the proverbial wall. Anyway it's all just style. Don't be constrained by the, constraints of grammar! |
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Three errors reported!
Avoid "drive you up a wall" Clichés are phrases used so much they lose their original power. Try revising the meaning of this phrase using your own words. It will make a stronger impact on your reader. ---- Try a simpler word for quite Where possible you should use a simple word over a complex word. Simple words are easier to read and let your readers focus on your ideas. Replace quite with (omit) ---- Repeated word: etc etc etc Replace etc etc etc with etc ----- Is this annoying?
Originally Posted by Oink
(Post 9434486)
It doesn't really "drive you up a wall", it makes you feel superior, so embrace those little victories and a life unexamined is a more comfy road to tread. I'm quite sure the vagaries of the English language will trip all but the very . . . etc etc etc.
Anyway it's all just style. Don't be constrained by the, constraints of grammar! |
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Originally Posted by Greenhill
(Post 9434504)
Three errors reported!
Avoid "drive you up a wall" Clichés are phrases used so much they lose their original power. Try revising the meaning of this phrase using your own words. It will make a stronger impact on your reader. ---- Try a simpler word for quite Where possible you should use a simple word over a complex word. Simple words are easier to read and let your readers focus on your ideas. Replace quite with (omit) ---- Repeated word: etc etc etc Replace etc etc etc with etc ----- Is this annoying? |
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I did check all the boxes in the options menu.
This add-on is empowering and saves my precious time (I didn't have to Google "simplier words", it told me you were just trying to say "simpler words"). God it is annoying though, isn't it? And no, it didn't catch "You're programme"
Originally Posted by Oink
(Post 9434518)
You're programme is an arse. :p And while I generally try to use simplier words for you lot, I can't quite see how 'quite' is complicated, conversational definitely, but complicated? Do you have your add-on set on the Vicky Pollard setting?
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Originally Posted by Steve_P
(Post 9433085)
More importantly in Canada
A hockey game or an 'ockey game? :rolleyes: |
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Originally Posted by bgroe
(Post 9434556)
That would be "The Good Old Hockey Game" :)
Also in grammatical terms does "Is that an oxymoron?" mean the same thing as "Is that not an oxymoron?". Please explain... :confused: |
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Originally Posted by Greenhill
(Post 9434504)
Three errors reported!
Avoid "drive you up a wall" Clichés are phrases used so much they lose their original power. Try revising the meaning of this phrase using your own words. It will make a stronger impact on your reader. ---- Try a simpler word for quite Where possible you should use a simple word over a complex word. Simple words are easier to read and let your readers focus on your ideas. Replace quite with (omit) ---- Repeated word: etc etc etc Replace etc etc etc with etc ----- Is this annoying? |
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tis me im afraid....i always use this.... not because im trying to be clever...im just not wearing my glasses...so i do it so i can see what im writing.
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I have a spell chequing devise what also corrects, grammar and, sentense structure. I think many peeple on here should in vest in one. Chuffing retards :thumbdown:
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Originally Posted by bgroe
(Post 9434556)
That would be "The Good Old Hockey Game" :)
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