Originally Posted by jimmydean (Post 6625091)

Biology

Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.

Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.

Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death.

Q: What is artificial insemination?
A: When the farmer does it to the cow instead of the bull.

Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow. [He got an A]

Q: What is the Fibula?
A: A small lie.

Q: What does "varicose" mean?
A: Nearby.

Q: What is the most common form of birth control?
A: Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium.

Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section."
A: The caesarean section is a district in Rome .

Q: What is a seizure?
A: A Roman emperor.

Originally Posted by nikki dreaming (Post 6625149)

Hi Bandit,

Hows the hols going?, sounds relaxing:thumbup:

Originally Posted by bandit (Post 6625210)

Hey

Holiday going really well thanks!!! Enjoying doing nothing and also spending time with bro and his girlfriend...

Just off to the pool for the rest of the afternoon...

Catch ya later.

Bx

Originally Posted by The4BellsLondon (Post 6625218)

yoo hoo - how are we all tonight?

Originally Posted by Stonedog (Post 6625250)

I've been a grumpy bitch for most of it :lol:

Originally Posted by Butch Cassidy (Post 6625266)

I noticed
:frown:

Originally Posted by Stonedog (Post 6625283)

What gave it away ?

Originally Posted by Butch Cassidy (Post 6625289)

Being nasty all Day
:p

Originally Posted by Stonedog (Post 6625301)

I know, shocking, imagine if I was in a really bad mood :sneaky:

Originally Posted by The4BellsLondon (Post 6625309)

I am grumpy - went up to BBC tv centre to see Mock the Week being filmed - but cos tubes wsere slow - we were late and couldnt get in!!!!!

Originally Posted by The4BellsLondon (Post 6625309)

I am grumpy - went up to BBC tv centre to see Mock the Week being filmed - but cos tubes wsere slow - we were late and couldnt get in!!!!!

Originally Posted by Butch Cassidy (Post 6625313)

f**k**g London Transport:frown: