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Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
Originally Posted by FlirtyKnickers
(Post 6588070)
I just got that!!!
im so slow......thats funny...:rofl: |
Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
Originally Posted by jimmydean
(Post 6588080)
I'm glad you got it.............it doesn't have the same impact when you have a silent response........lol
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Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
Originally Posted by jimmydean
(Post 6588080)
I'm glad you got it.............it doesn't have the same impact when you have a silent response........lol
And it's worse when you have to explain the joke.....:rofl: |
Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
An old
Italian man, who lived in New Jersey, wanted to dig up the soil and turn it over in order to plant his tomato garden. But when he started to plant the spade into the ground, he found the dirt was too hard for him to dig it up. How he wished his only son Vincent was still around, but he was in prison, so the old man wrote to him and described his predicament. Dear Vincent; I'm feeling pretty badly because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garde n plot . I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me. Love... Papa. A few days later he received a letter from his son Vincent. Dear Pop; Don't dig up that garden... that's where the bodies are buried!!! Love.... Vinnie. At 4 AM the next morning, F B I agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire garden area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter form his son. Dear Pop; Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now... that's about the best I can do for you from here, under the circumstances. Love.... Vinnie. |
Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
Originally Posted by jimmydean
(Post 6588091)
An old
Italian man, who lived in New Jersey, wanted to dig up the soil and turn it over in order to plant his tomato garden. But when he started to plant the spade into the ground, he found the dirt was too hard for him to dig it up. How he wished his only son Vincent was still around, but he was in prison, so the old man wrote to him and described his predicament. Dear Vincent; I'm feeling pretty badly because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garde n plot . I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me. Love... Papa. A few days later he received a letter from his son Vincent. Dear Pop; Don't dig up that garden... that's where the bodies are buried!!! Love.... Vinnie. At 4 AM the next morning, F B I agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire garden area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter form his son. Dear Pop; Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now... that's about the best I can do for you from here, under the circumstances. Love.... Vinnie. |
Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant.
So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, 'This is from the gentleman who is seated over there.' and indicated the sender with a nod of his head. She stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds, not looking at the man, then decided to send a reply to him by a note. The waiter, who was lingering nearby for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman. The note read: 'For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank and 7 inches in your pants'. After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to deliver it to the lady. It read: 'Just to let you know things aren't always what they appear to be, I have a Ferrari Maranello, BMW Z8, Mercedes CL600, and a Porsche Turbo in my several garages; I have beautiful homes in Aspen , Miami , and a 10,000 acre ranch in Louisiana . There are over twenty million dollars in my bank account and portfolio. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you are, would I cut off three inches! Just send the bottle back.' |
Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
Originally Posted by jimmydean
(Post 6588091)
An old
Italian man, who lived in New Jersey, wanted to dig up the soil and turn it over in order to plant his tomato garden. But when he started to plant the spade into the ground, he found the dirt was too hard for him to dig it up. How he wished his only son Vincent was still around, but he was in prison, so the old man wrote to him and described his predicament. Dear Vincent; I'm feeling pretty badly because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garde n plot . I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me. Love... Papa. A few days later he received a letter from his son Vincent. Dear Pop; Don't dig up that garden... that's where the bodies are buried!!! Love.... Vinnie. At 4 AM the next morning, F B I agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire garden area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter form his son. Dear Pop; Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now... that's about the best I can do for you from here, under the circumstances. Love.... Vinnie. |
Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
Its what lunchtime drinking sessions are all about..........:)
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Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
Originally Posted by jimmydean
(Post 6588029)
FK
the JD and coke didn't last long.............make it a double and please join me....... |
Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
Originally Posted by nikki dreaming
(Post 6588106)
Afternoon JD, I'll have a beer with you:thumbup:
FK whatever ND wants x 2 ;) |
Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
Originally Posted by nikki dreaming
(Post 6588106)
Afternoon JD, I'll have a beer with you:thumbup:
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Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
Originally Posted by FlirtyKnickers
(Post 6588113)
Beer coming up Nikki.....:thumbsup:
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Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
Originally Posted by nikki dreaming
(Post 6588121)
cheers FK and JD:thumbup:
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Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
Originally Posted by jimmydean
(Post 6588112)
ND please do..........I quite like the ambience of this bar.......might make it my regular.......
FK whatever ND wants x 2 ;) |
Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
Originally Posted by FlirtyKnickers
(Post 6588125)
No Flogger today??
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