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Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
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Originally Posted by nikki dreaming
(Post 6574718)
I have started to chill, told OH i have realised they aren't mine & i am having a beer:thumbsup: They have been off since the 27th:eek: Back to my beer, have a good evening all! I am sure they are deaf:frown: Oh no, selective hearing is what they said about my eldest:confused: NG x |
Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
[QUOTE=nikki dreaming;6574743]
Originally Posted by NovaGirl
(Post 6574738)
:thumbup:, waiting JD's story time.............................. could get interesting here:rofl: |
Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
[QUOTE=NovaGirl;6574738]
Originally Posted by nikki dreaming
(Post 6574718)
I have started to chill, told OH i have realised they aren't mine & i am having a beer:thumbsup: They have been off since the 27th:eek: Back to my beer, have a good evening all! I am sure they are deaf:frown: Oh no, selective hearing is what they said about my eldest:confused: NG x |
Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
Originally Posted by High numbers
(Post 6574730)
Ok JD story time please and make it funny I feel I need a laugh tonight so you choose where!!
ok Guayaquil, Ecuador 1985........arrived in this amazing place which is famous for perhaps only one thing....its the place where Panama Hats were first made......so like sheep on our run ashore we'd all bought one.....and if you were in the centre of town and looked round anybody in a Panama Hat you knew was from our ship.........we partook of several drinks of clear liquid that I still do not know what it was to this day.......the drinking took place in a wooden shack/bar thing........it had a jukebox in it which only had elvis presley songs on it.......picture the scene........after a few hours we staggered out and I immdeiately fell over a railway line and scraped a big hole out of my body......(this turned green several days later).......getting the taxi back to the dockyard later in a bit of a mess we stopped at some traffic lights and saw a young lad sat on the biggest pile of pineapples you've ever seen.............we waved a note at him which was about 50p and he then proceeded to ferry about 30 pineapples to the taxi which we took back to the ship...............still not sure to this day whether the lad actually owned those pineapples........... |
Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
While we are waiting for JD I will share what my Dad has just sent me.
A man boarded a plane with 6 kids. After they got settled in their seats a woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned over to him and asked, 'Are all of those kids yours? 'He replied, 'No. I work for a condom company. These are customer complaints.' :rofl: |
Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
Originally Posted by jimmydean
(Post 6574756)
ok Guayaquil, Ecuador 1985........arrived in this amazing place which is famous for perhaps only one thing....its the place where Panama Hats were first made......so like sheep on our run ashore we'd all bought one.....and if you were in the centre of town and looked round anybody in a Panama Hat you knew was from our ship.........we partook of several drinks of clear liquid that I still do not know what it was to this day.......the drinking took place in a wooden shack/bar thing........it had a jukebox in it which only had elvis presley songs on it.......picture the scene........after a few hours we staggered out and I immdeiately fell over a railway line and scraped a big hole out of my body......(this turned green several days later).......getting the taxi back to the dockyard later in a bit of a mess we stopped at some traffic lights and saw a young lad sat on the biggest pile of pineapples you've ever seen.............we waved a note at him which was about 50p and he then proceeded to ferry about 30 pineapples to the taxi which we took back to the ship...............still not sure to this day whether the lad actually owned those pineapples...........
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Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
Originally Posted by High numbers
(Post 6574761)
While we are waiting for JD I will share what my Dad has just sent me.
A man boarded a plane with 6 kids. After they got settled in their seats a woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned over to him and asked, 'Are all of those kids yours? 'He replied, 'No. I work for a condom company. These are customer complaints.' :rofl: |
Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
Originally Posted by High numbers
(Post 6574761)
While we are waiting for JD I will share what my Dad has just sent me.
A man boarded a plane with 6 kids. After they got settled in their seats a woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned over to him and asked, 'Are all of those kids yours? 'He replied, 'No. I work for a condom company. These are customer complaints.' :rofl: Evening all - mine's a pint and I'll get behind the bar when it's gone.:D |
Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
Originally Posted by The_Bax
(Post 6574769)
Is he trying to tell you something??:blink:
Evening all - mine's a pint and I'll get behind the bar when it's gone.:D |
Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
at that time I played for the ships football team....being unbelievably fit and athletic......and I remember having to catch a plane to a football match against a local team from sea level to near Quito (the capital) at about 13,000 feet.......we'd had a couple that day too...as you do in the Navy and my side by this time looked like a gangrenous mess from my fall a few days earlier..............the flight was about 25 mins.......we got off the plane and honestly could not walk across the tarmac......altitude had got to us...............we lost the match in case you were wondering
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Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
Originally Posted by FlirtyKnickers
(Post 6574767)
Terrible HN.....:rofl: funny tho'...
Aging… Sonny, an elderly gent was invited to Bill's, an old friends' home, for dinner one evening. Sonny was impressed by the way his buddy Bill preceded every request to his wife with endearing terms such as: Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc. Bill and his wife had been married almost 70 years and, clearly, they were still very much in love. While Bill's wife was in the kitchen, Sonny leaned over and said to his host Bill, 'I think it's wonderful that, after all these years, you still call your wife those loving pet names.' Bill hung his head. 'I have to tell you the truth Sonny,' he said, 'Her name slipped my mind about 10 years ago and I'm scared to death to ask her what it is!!!:eek: :rofl: |
Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
Originally Posted by jimmydean
(Post 6574773)
at that time I played for the ships football team....being unbelievably fit and athletic......and I remember having to catch a plane to a football match against a local team from sea level to near Quito (the capital) at about 13,000 feet.......we'd had a couple that day too...as you do in the Navy and my side by this time looked like a gangrenous mess from my fall a few days earlier..............the flight was about 25 mins.......we got off the plane and honestly could not walk across the tarmac......altitude had got to us...............we lost the match in case you were wondering
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Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
Originally Posted by FlirtyKnickers
(Post 6574763)
Did you eat them or stuff them in your hole.....in you body:eek:
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Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
Originally Posted by High numbers
(Post 6574777)
Dad is on a roll tonight and has just sent this one for the older members of the bar read on!!
Aging… Sonny, an elderly gent was invited to Bill's, an old friends' home, for dinner one evening. Sonny was impressed by the way his buddy Bill preceded every request to his wife with endearing terms such as: Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc. Bill and his wife had been married almost 70 years and, clearly, they were still very much in love. While Bill's wife was in the kitchen, Sonny leaned over and said to his host Bill, 'I think it's wonderful that, after all these years, you still call your wife those loving pet names.' Bill hung his head. 'I have to tell you the truth Sonny,' he said, 'Her name slipped my mind about 10 years ago and I'm scared to death to ask her what it is!!!:eek: :rofl: |
Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
Originally Posted by High numbers
(Post 6574777)
Dad is on a roll tonight and has just sent this one for the older members of the bar read on!!
Aging… Sonny, an elderly gent was invited to Bill's, an old friends' home, for dinner one evening. Sonny was impressed by the way his buddy Bill preceded every request to his wife with endearing terms such as: Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc. Bill and his wife had been married almost 70 years and, clearly, they were still very much in love. While Bill's wife was in the kitchen, Sonny leaned over and said to his host Bill, 'I think it's wonderful that, after all these years, you still call your wife those loving pet names.' Bill hung his head. 'I have to tell you the truth Sonny,' he said, 'Her name slipped my mind about 10 years ago and I'm scared to death to ask her what it is!!!:eek: :rofl: |
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