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it could well be I'm not sure now:rofl:

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I can't remember the question....:rofl:

i must be drunk...:D

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Its so late now everyone has gone. Look Sas has left Butch's pole in a mess and the chairs need stacking:rofl:

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whats everyone having:thumbsup: very excited as OH is coming home tomorrow. 7 weeks since i have seen him.

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Your parents still with you then?

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yes, but i have a cunning plan (in a black adder tone)

its the highland games tomorrow so i will drop off parents and children and go and pick up OH and then tell my parents the plane was delayed and turn up for them 3 hours later:eek:

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OMG.....looks like someones gonna get lucky:eek:

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Great plan......make it 4 hours..:thumbsup:

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wont take that long:rofl::rofl:

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Well, sleep for 3 hours then....:rofl:

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or bring a book:rofl:

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good plan

whats everyone been upto

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A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says, 'I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it's today.'
The bartender says, 'Well, since it's your birthday, I'll buy you a drink. In fact, this one is on me.'
As the woman finishes her drink, the woman to her right says, ' I would like to buy you a drink, too.'
The old woman says, 'Thank you. Bartender, I want a Scotch with two drops of water.'
'Coming up,' says the bartender.
As she finishes that drink, the man to her left says, 'I would like to buy you one, too'
The old woman says, 'Thank you. Bartender, I want another Scotch with two drops of water.'
'Coming right up,' the bartender says
As he gives her the drink, he says, 'Ma'am, I'm dying of curiosity. Why the Scotch with only two drops of water?'
The old woman replies, 'Sonny, when you're my age, you've learned how to hold your liquor. Holding your water, however, is a whole other issue.'

'OLD' IS WHEN - Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs and make love,' and you answer, 'Pick one; I can't do both!'

'OLD ' IS WHEN - Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.

'OLD' IS WHEN - A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.

'OLD' IS WHEN - Going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

'OLD' IS WHEN - You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

'OLD' IS WHEN - You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.

'OLD' IS WHEN - 'Getting a little action' means you don't need to take any fibber today.

'OLD' IS WHEN - 'Getting lucky' means you find your car in the parking lot.

'OLD' IS WHEN - An 'all nighter' means not getting up to use the bathroom.

AND

'OLD' IS WHEN - You are not sure these are jokes!

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A Sweet Wee Scottish Tale.

A man is cupping his hand to scoop water from a Highland
stream .


A Gamekeeper shouts,
'Dinnae drink thon waatter! It's foo ae coo's keech an' pish!'


The man replies,
'My Good fellow, I'm american. Could you repeat that in English for
me.'


The keeper replies,


'I said, use two hands - you spill less that way!!!

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Nothing much....heading to bed in a mo!

HN has me knackered again.....:rofl: