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I agree, so mines a pint of Horlicks

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Coming up sir, ice and a slice? (It does say on the jar you can have it chilled) so it can be the late night version of an agreeable Columbard!!! (which I have yet to find in a liquor store in Canada :()

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Thank you fair maiden, woudst thou have a five pack of those fine Cigars by the Name Of Hamlet?

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Why let me looketh in the tobacco cabinet good sir - why heavens will you happen upon this, there is indeed a packet of your smoketh things and there is even a chappy over yonder (in the corner over there) to accompany you on the pianola as you smoketh away - forsooth.

(what the hell is a forsooth anyway?)

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I say goodily fellow my heart and ears would be desiring of that fine tune..........
Roll out the Barrel.
Perhaps you could be good enough to work it into a medley of such classic tunes.

Now My fine woman would you like to get me a pack of pork scratchings from the bottom shelf :sneaky:

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Roll out the barrel?? What you done just eaten a Pearly King and Queen CD???!!!!!

You'll have to get then thar pork scratchings your good self - my old bones aint what they used to be young fella and I happen as might not get back up ;)

Now I need anover fag so you'll not mind serving yoursen while I brave these blizzardy conditions to chuff away ;)

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scuse me this redneck cuntry we dont got no Fags here. (At least not ones wot isnt in the closet)

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well hot dang Caleb, i'm off to the pickup to get me some chewin baccy (which coincidentally tastes like crap - i've tried some :( - only cos some of the guys round here do it and i've seen it in cowboy films and always wondered :o)

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No - but we do try and be nice to you:D

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Quick call security, theres a madman in the bar

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Again - we won't complain if you're quiet!

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Sorry mate I'm a screamer :o

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Have you tried using more lube?:eek:

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I got my oil changed last week.

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I was going to come in and say 'hello' but not if all you're serving is Horlicks and Ovaltine - yak !