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Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
Originally Posted by tomarense
(Post 7432787)
Well, just be careful not to hurt me:D
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Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
Originally Posted by act1980
(Post 7432778)
Yeah, me too!!:rofl::rofl: Great animation I thought...........:rofl: |
Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
Originally Posted by FlirtyKnickers
(Post 7432800)
It didn't hurt the last time....or did it?:p
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Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
My female friend just sent me these thought I'd share with you ladies who might appreciate......
He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. She said . . You wear pants don't you? He said . . ..... Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart! He said . ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? She said . ....Turn sideways and look in the mirror! He said . . ..... Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm? She said . .. I would... but you're never there. He said . ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay? She said . They don't have time He said . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? She said . We don't know; it has never happened. He said . . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking? She said ..... . They already have boyfriends! She said..What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? He said . . . A widow. He said . .. . Why are married women heavier than single women? She said . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge. :) |
Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
Originally Posted by jimmydean
(Post 7432814)
My female friend just sent me these thought I'd share with you ladies who might appreciate......
He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. She said . . You wear pants don't you? He said . . ..... Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart! He said . ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? She said . ....Turn sideways and look in the mirror! He said . . ..... Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm? She said . .. I would... but you're never there. He said . ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay? She said . They don't have time He said . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? She said . We don't know; it has never happened. He said . . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking? She said ..... . They already have boyfriends! She said..What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? He said . . . A widow. He said . .. . Why are married women heavier than single women? She said . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge. :) |
Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
Originally Posted by jimmydean
(Post 7432814)
My female friend just sent me these thought I'd share with you ladies who might appreciate......
He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. She said . . You wear pants don't you? He said . . ..... Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart! He said . ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? She said . ....Turn sideways and look in the mirror! He said . . ..... Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm? She said . .. I would... but you're never there. He said . ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay? She said . They don't have time He said . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? She said . We don't know; it has never happened. He said . . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking? She said ..... . They already have boyfriends! She said..What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? He said . . . A widow. He said . .. . Why are married women heavier than single women? She said . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge. :) |
Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
Originally Posted by tomarense
(Post 7432832)
After that..............I think I need another drink!!!............and I think I feel a headache coming on:(
Here, get this one down ya!:D |
Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
Originally Posted by FlirtyKnickers
(Post 7432847)
Ahh get over yourself, you a Scot ffs:rofl:
Here, get this one down ya!:D |
Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
Originally Posted by tomarense
(Post 7432867)
Thanks.....................but as I said, I feel a headache coming on.............even more so, now:p:rofl:
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Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
Originally Posted by FlirtyKnickers
(Post 7432882)
I'll stop shouting then,:wub: .....anything else i can get you? Paracetamol or Aspirin?:o
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Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
Originally Posted by tomarense
(Post 7432899)
No thanks. I don't do drugs..............I'll just have another Guinness:D
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Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
Originally Posted by FlirtyKnickers
(Post 7432932)
Have a little shamrock on the top...Celtic Style;)
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Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
Have to let another shift do the 20000 barrier......honesty box and total self service in here from now on.......methinks:rofl:
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Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
Originally Posted by tomarense
(Post 7432941)
I'm not vegetarian either:D
Originally Posted by jimmydean
(Post 7432957)
Have to let another shift do the 20000 barrier......honesty box and total self service in here from now on.......methinks:rofl:
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Re: The Pass Inn and Pass Out
Originally Posted by jimmydean
(Post 7432957)
Have to let another shift do the 20000 barrier......honesty box and total self service in here from now on.......methinks:rofl:
Is that why you all have to leave the Celtic motherlands?????????:( While your here, let's have another. Mine's a Guinness. |
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