Originally Posted by FlirtyKnickers (Post 7205886)

Here's a joke for ya...

Paddy the Irish Man was on a bus, when a young blonde starts to breastfeed her baby...''Come on, eat up or i'll give it to that man over there'' she said

Ten mins later she's still trying to feed the baby, ''Come on, or Mummy will give it to that man over there'' she said again..

Paddy looks over and says '' For F**k sake missus, will you make your f***ing mind up, I should have got off 3 stops ago''

Originally Posted by FlirtyKnickers (Post 7205931)

My friend sent me loads of text message jokes...:rofl::rofl:

Two gay men were in a dark alley when a policeman shone his torch into it.

One ran off but the policeman grabbed the other one.

''You dirty Bastard, if i'd caught your mate id have shoved this truncheon up his arse'.

A voice from down the alley called out...''Yoo Hoo, I'm in the wheely bin'.

Originally Posted by celtic warrior (Post 7205942)

:thumbsup:

Priceless !!:thumbsup::rofl:

Originally Posted by FlirtyKnickers (Post 7205955)

Have another drink...;) Thank you :p

I might need to take advantage of you soon:rofl:

Originally Posted by celtic warrior (Post 7205973)

:rofl:

I wont resist, not unless you want me too !:eek::thumbsup:

Originally Posted by FlirtyKnickers (Post 7205982)

Just hum ''oh flower of scotland'' and enjoy:rofl:

Originally Posted by celtic warrior (Post 7205992)

:p

Heaven, just heaven !:eek::thumbsup:

Originally Posted by FlirtyKnickers (Post 7205997)

Don't worry if you forget the words half way through...:rofl:

Originally Posted by celtic warrior (Post 7206032)

:sneaky:

Forget the words...Never !:eek:

How's it go again.. 3 blind mice , 3 blind mice, Oh no.. that's the wrong one ! hic.. hic:eek:

Originally Posted by FlirtyKnickers (Post 7206044)

Wrong one indeed...:rofl: hic,

Hit it babe...from the top:thumbsup:

Oh Flower of Scotland, when will we see, your like again:D

Originally Posted by celtic warrior (Post 7206054)

:rofl:

Humpty dumpty, sat on a wall eating blue bananas , where do you think he put the skin , up the kings pyjamas, ! no that's wrong too ! hic..hic:eek:

Originally Posted by FlirtyKnickers (Post 7206062)

Forget the singing....have another drink or three:thumbsup:

Originally Posted by celtic warrior (Post 7206069)

:rofl:

Can i have a blackbeard please ?:eek::thumbsup: