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discocar Aug 26th 2013 5:55 pm

No Chips?
 
I entered Canada and the first thing I asked for was some bloody chips, he then gave me a packet of Lays and I knocked him out and said you can keep the change.

CurtNIR Aug 26th 2013 8:09 pm

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cool story bro

magnumpi Aug 27th 2013 12:10 am

Re: No Chips?
 
We will look forward to your " Canada is awful, not like Britain I wanna go back" winge winge thread in due coarse.

BristolUK Aug 27th 2013 2:01 am

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Last edited by christmasoompa : Today at 3:40 am. Reason: Word removed, changing one letter doesn't mean it's not readable as a swear word anymore. ;-)

Originally Posted by magnumpi (Post 10871913)
We will look forward to your " Canada is awful, not like Britain I wanna go back" winge winge thread in due coarse.

Pun intended? :rofl:

magnumpi Aug 27th 2013 2:06 am

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Originally Posted by BristolUK (Post 10872132)
Pun intended? :rofl:

Maybe. i Should have put curse Lol

Chips tho, and on another thread it's "oooo the number plates are small" next it be "ooooo I can't get why gas is gas and it should be petrol coz gas is gas not gas"

orly Aug 27th 2013 3:01 am

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Originally Posted by discocar (Post 10871360)
I entered Canada and the first thing I asked for was some bloody chips, he then gave me a packet of Lays and I knocked him out and said you can keep the change.

:rofl:

I can imagine your apoplexy at the "Gas Station".

haggis88 Aug 27th 2013 3:34 am

Re: No Chips?
 
why did the yanks choose to shorten "gasoline" to "gas" instead of "petroleum" to "petrol"?

i did read somewhere it was because "Petrol" was actually a UK brand name that evolved into popular use like "sellotape" "tipex" and "hoover", is there any truth in that?

Former Lancastrian Aug 27th 2013 3:41 am

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Originally Posted by haggis88 (Post 10872281)
why did the yanks choose to shorten "gasoline" to "gas" instead of "petroleum" to "petrol"?

i did read somewhere it was because "Petrol" was actually a UK brand name that evolved into popular use like "sellotape" "tipex" and "hoover", is there any truth in that?

Best answer I have found

Petroleum is the substance coming from oilfields, and containing a vast variety of organic substances (hydrocarbons). This petroleum is fed into a separation and reaction system, known as refinery, where different groups of substances are separated from the main petroleum mixture, for being sold after as other products. This new products are known as fractions. One of these fractions is gasoline, which contains hydrocarbons from C5 to C11 roughly.

Summarizing, petroleum is a mixture of compounds that occurs naturally on Earth. Gasoline is a product drawn from petroleum through a refining process.
The Americans then just shortened the name to gas.

Mikeypm Aug 27th 2013 10:33 pm

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Originally Posted by Former Lancastrian (Post 10872292)
Best answer I have found

Petroleum is the substance coming from oilfields, and containing a vast variety of organic substances (hydrocarbons). This petroleum is fed into a separation and reaction system, known as refinery, where different groups of substances are separated from the main petroleum mixture, for being sold after as other products. This new products are known as fractions. One of these fractions is gasoline, which contains hydrocarbons from C5 to C11 roughly.

Summarizing, petroleum is a mixture of compounds that occurs naturally on Earth. Gasoline is a product drawn from petroleum through a refining process.
The Americans then just shortened the name to gas.

Wow FL your a walking talking wikipedia :)

discocar Aug 29th 2013 9:35 am

Re: No Chips?
 
It was outrages, I got more. Was driving on the road and everyone seemed to be heading towards me. The worst drive of my life. Never had to dodge so many cars.

Went into the local pub dawn ere, said to the bloke behind the bar, give me a strongbow, he said that would be 7 bucks. It all kicked off, 7 bucks for a strong bow, I drunk that for 70p a bottle at home while lying on the side walk.

But everyone here looks like Justin Bieber, Skate boarding around, that's what happens when you don't have propar chips.

And Vancouver Canucks? What sort of team are they, they are the worst bowls team I've ever seen.

Simon Legree Aug 29th 2013 9:42 am

Re: No Chips?
 

Originally Posted by discocar (Post 10876892)
It was outrages, I got more. Was driving on the road and everyone seemed to be heading towards me. The worst drive of my life. Never had to dodge so many cars.

Went into the local pub dawn ere, said to the bloke behind the bar, give me a strongbow, he said that would be 7 bucks. It all kicked off, 7 bucks for a strong bow, I drunk that for 70p a bottle at home while lying on the side walk.

But everyone here looks like Justin Bieber, Skate boarding around, that's what happens when you don't have propar chips.

And Vancouver Canucks? What sort of team are they, they are the worst bowls team I've ever seen.

We don't have any chips 'cos we've fed them all to a troll ! ;)

Former Lancastrian Aug 29th 2013 9:44 am

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Originally Posted by discocar (Post 10876892)
It was outrages, I got more. Was driving on the road and everyone seemed to be heading towards me. The worst drive of my life. Never had to dodge so many cars.

Went into the local pub dawn ere, said to the bloke behind the bar, give me a strongbow, he said that would be 7 bucks. It all kicked off, 7 bucks for a strong bow, I drunk that for 70p a bottle at home while lying on the side walk.

But everyone here looks like Justin Bieber, Skate boarding around, that's what happens when you don't have propar chips.

And Vancouver Canucks? What sort of team are they, they are the worst bowls team I've ever seen.

Ah thats why they charge 7 bucks for a Strongbow so they dont have people who eat chips lying in the gutters with no skateboards.

magnumpi Aug 29th 2013 9:57 am

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Ohh I get it now

Complete idiot or troll having some fun I see.

I get my coat

discocar Aug 29th 2013 10:09 am

Re: No Chips?
 
I gave him a Strong Blow to the face when he told me the price!

Siouxie Aug 29th 2013 10:16 am

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:getcoat:


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