Lvh76

Looking forward to my first night out downtown. What does one wear?

dbd33

I usually wear a wife beater, a stetson and arseless chaps but then I have to come from work.

Novocastrian

I don't think one dresses up for these occasions. Who will you be wearing?

London Mike

Wear something Welsh so that we know who you are. What's something Welsh?m

Lvh76

Ok, I will come dressed in my Welsh rugby kit. I'll be the one humming Cwm Rhondda whilst stirring my vodka with a leek.

Lvh76

You're in a 'Village People' tribute band?

Novocastrian

Sounds good. But could you postpone the leek until after the first dozen vodkas?

The washrooms are free.

London Mike

You'd scare the shit out of the Canadians, but we'd probably love you forever.

JamesM

I use such occasions to brush my teeth. I use tooth paste aswell.

Probably not worth shaving for though......

Lvh76

Ok, I shall bypass shaving although I find a bit of stubble on my legs enhances the rugby player look

Animal

By the sounds of it dbd33 will be shaving his arse cheeks before he goes.

Or if it's done over here - maybe go for the Back, Sack & Crack waxing

Lvh76

Do men really get their B, S and C done??? Always thought it was an urban myth. Surely it would look and feel a bit odd, no?

Animal

I wouldn't expect a woman to get their B, S & C done. If so, you might have just woke up in Thailand with the ladyboys

I knew someone who was a beautician and she said there were more blokes (I use that word very loosely!) had it done than you'd imagine.

Granted - not something I'd pay to have done but each to their own eh dbd33......


Adding to this. I had my legs and chest waxed for a junior hockey fundraiser once !

Lvh76

Well thankfully I've never had an encounter with one of those blokes!! The world has gone mad

JamesM

Is it "The Yard" we are meeting in or the world famous Blue Oyster Bar........