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Old Jul 9th 2008, 9:33 am
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Many aspects of human sexuality are very puzzling. Take celibacy.

This can be a choice, or a condition imposed by environmental factors.

While attending a Marriage Awareness Weekend, Butch and Sas listened to the instructor declare,

'It is essential that couples know the things that are important to each other.'

He addressed the men. 'Can you each name your partners favourite flower?'

Butch leaned over, touched Sas's arm gently and whispered,

'Self -raising, isn't it?'

Thus began Butch's life of celibacy.
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Originally Posted by High numbers
Many aspects of human sexuality are very puzzling. Take celibacy.

This can be a choice, or a condition imposed by environmental factors.

While attending a Marriage Awareness Weekend, Butch and Sas listened to the instructor declare,

'It is essential that couples know the things that are important to each other.'

He addressed the men. 'Can you each name your partners favourite flower?'

Butch leaned over, touched Sas's arm gently and whispered,

'Self -raising, isn't it?'

Thus began Butch's life of celibacy.
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Originally Posted by High numbers
Many aspects of human sexuality are very puzzling. Take celibacy.

This can be a choice, or a condition imposed by environmental factors.

While attending a Marriage Awareness Weekend, Butch and Sas listened to the instructor declare,

'It is essential that couples know the things that are important to each other.'

He addressed the men. 'Can you each name your partners favourite flower?'

Butch leaned over, touched Sas's arm gently and whispered,

'Self -raising, isn't it?'

Thus began Butch's life of celibacy.

Oh...your in so much trouble..

you better bring a shovel with you to dig a hole
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Originally Posted by High numbers
Many aspects of human sexuality are very puzzling. Take celibacy.

This can be a choice, or a condition imposed by environmental factors.

While attending a Marriage Awareness Weekend, Butch and Sas listened to the instructor declare,

'It is essential that couples know the things that are important to each other.'

He addressed the men. 'Can you each name your partners favourite flower?'

Butch leaned over, touched Sas's arm gently and whispered,

'Self -raising, isn't it?'

Thus began Butch's life of celibacy.
At least we can get mine to rise.
You on the other hand had to buy shares in Viagra if I remember correctly.

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At least we can get mine rise.
You on the other hand had to buy shares in Viagra if I remember correctly.
meow....
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Women can be so touchy on these small things. I got into deep do-do with Souvette years ago when she suddenly covered her face and asked me what colour her eyes were.

We'd only been sha.., er, dating for about a year. How am I meant to remember things like that?
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Women can be so touchy on these small things. I got into deep do-do with Souvette years ago when she suddenly covered her face and asked me what colour her eyes were.

We'd only been sha.., er, dating for about a year. How am I meant to remember things like that?
Don't feel bad about that....my OH thought for 3 years my eyes were brown....they are blue!!.....he's an idiot
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Don't feel bad about that....my OH thought for 3 years my eyes were brown....they are blue!!.....he's an idiot
Good grief. At least my mistake was only between brown and green.
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Good grief. At least my mistake was only between brown and green.
What can i say....he's an idiot
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What can i say....he's an idiot
Or the lights are always out
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Or the lights are always out
That could be the reason....
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That could be the reason....
Why? Are you ugly?
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Why? Are you ugly?
No....i don't think so...

He says he thought they were brown because they look dark.....yeah Dark Blue!!!
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Originally Posted by Butch Cassidy
At least we can get mine to rise.
You on the other hand had to buy shares in Viagra if I remember correctly.
That might be true but in this current economic climate they are the only shares that seem to be rising at the moment
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That might be true but in this current economic climate they are the only shares that seem to be rising at the moment
Double benefits then
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