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Marriage Awareness Weekend
Many aspects of human sexuality are very puzzling. Take celibacy.
This can be a choice, or a condition imposed by environmental factors. While attending a Marriage Awareness Weekend, Butch and Sas listened to the instructor declare, 'It is essential that couples know the things that are important to each other.' He addressed the men. 'Can you each name your partners favourite flower?' Butch leaned over, touched Sas's arm gently and whispered, 'Self -raising, isn't it?' Thus began Butch's life of celibacy. :rofl: |
Re: Marriage Awareness Weekend
Originally Posted by High numbers
(Post 6551665)
Many aspects of human sexuality are very puzzling. Take celibacy.
This can be a choice, or a condition imposed by environmental factors. While attending a Marriage Awareness Weekend, Butch and Sas listened to the instructor declare, 'It is essential that couples know the things that are important to each other.' He addressed the men. 'Can you each name your partners favourite flower?' Butch leaned over, touched Sas's arm gently and whispered, 'Self -raising, isn't it?' Thus began Butch's life of celibacy. :rofl: |
Re: Marriage Awareness Weekend
Originally Posted by High numbers
(Post 6551665)
Many aspects of human sexuality are very puzzling. Take celibacy.
This can be a choice, or a condition imposed by environmental factors. While attending a Marriage Awareness Weekend, Butch and Sas listened to the instructor declare, 'It is essential that couples know the things that are important to each other.' He addressed the men. 'Can you each name your partners favourite flower?' Butch leaned over, touched Sas's arm gently and whispered, 'Self -raising, isn't it?' Thus began Butch's life of celibacy. :rofl: Oh...your in so much trouble..:rofl::rofl::rofl: you better bring a shovel with you to dig a hole:D |
Re: Marriage Awareness Weekend
Originally Posted by High numbers
(Post 6551665)
Many aspects of human sexuality are very puzzling. Take celibacy.
This can be a choice, or a condition imposed by environmental factors. While attending a Marriage Awareness Weekend, Butch and Sas listened to the instructor declare, 'It is essential that couples know the things that are important to each other.' He addressed the men. 'Can you each name your partners favourite flower?' Butch leaned over, touched Sas's arm gently and whispered, 'Self -raising, isn't it?' Thus began Butch's life of celibacy. :rofl: You on the other hand had to buy shares in Viagra if I remember correctly.:p |
Re: Marriage Awareness Weekend
Originally Posted by Butch Cassidy
(Post 6552886)
At least we can get mine rise.
You on the other hand had to buy shares in Viagra if I remember correctly.:p |
Re: Marriage Awareness Weekend
Women can be so touchy on these small things. I got into deep do-do with Souvette years ago when she suddenly covered her face and asked me what colour her eyes were.
We'd only been sha.., er, dating for about a year. How am I meant to remember things like that? |
Re: Marriage Awareness Weekend
Originally Posted by Souvenir
(Post 6553046)
Women can be so touchy on these small things. I got into deep do-do with Souvette years ago when she suddenly covered her face and asked me what colour her eyes were.
We'd only been sha.., er, dating for about a year. How am I meant to remember things like that? |
Re: Marriage Awareness Weekend
Originally Posted by FlirtyKnickers
(Post 6553057)
Don't feel bad about that....my OH thought for 3 years my eyes were brown....they are blue!!.....he's an idiot:rofl:
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Re: Marriage Awareness Weekend
Originally Posted by Souvenir
(Post 6553081)
Good grief. At least my mistake was only between brown and green.
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Re: Marriage Awareness Weekend
Originally Posted by FlirtyKnickers
(Post 6553084)
What can i say....he's an idiot:eek:
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Re: Marriage Awareness Weekend
Originally Posted by Coffeepot
(Post 6553190)
Or the lights are always out :rofl:
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Re: Marriage Awareness Weekend
Originally Posted by FlirtyKnickers
(Post 6553197)
That could be the reason....:rofl::rofl:
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Re: Marriage Awareness Weekend
Originally Posted by Souvenir
(Post 6553204)
Why? Are you ugly?
He says he thought they were brown because they look dark.....yeah Dark Blue!!! |
Re: Marriage Awareness Weekend
Originally Posted by Butch Cassidy
(Post 6552886)
At least we can get mine to rise.
You on the other hand had to buy shares in Viagra if I remember correctly.:p |
Re: Marriage Awareness Weekend
Originally Posted by High numbers
(Post 6553531)
That might be true but in this current economic climate they are the only shares that seem to be rising ;) at the moment:rofl:
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