Joke
Jul 13th 2006, 3:30 pm
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Joke
2 blokes chatting at a bar.
One says "Do you ever get that thing where you mean to say something but you say something completley different instead?", "Err what do you mean?" says the bloke2. "I'll give you an example. The otherday I was at the train station and I wanted to order 2 tickets to Pittsburgh, but the girl behind the till had enormous jugs so I ended up asking for 2 bickets to Titsburgh, it was really embarrassing". "Oh yeah I know exactly what you mean" said bloke 2. "I was having breakfast with my wife the otherday and I wanted to say 'excuse me dear can you pass me the toast please' but I ended up saying 'you f*****g bitch, you've ruined my life'"
"TAXI again"
My taxi driver has been very busy today!
One says "Do you ever get that thing where you mean to say something but you say something completley different instead?", "Err what do you mean?" says the bloke2. "I'll give you an example. The otherday I was at the train station and I wanted to order 2 tickets to Pittsburgh, but the girl behind the till had enormous jugs so I ended up asking for 2 bickets to Titsburgh, it was really embarrassing". "Oh yeah I know exactly what you mean" said bloke 2. "I was having breakfast with my wife the otherday and I wanted to say 'excuse me dear can you pass me the toast please' but I ended up saying 'you f*****g bitch, you've ruined my life'"
"TAXI again"
My taxi driver has been very busy today!
