Insomnia - Argggghhh
Jan 22nd 2013 | 8:28 am
#17
Pretty Fly For A Whiteguy
Joined: Feb 2008
Posts: 572
From: Barrie, Ontario(formerly Penperlleni, Cymru)
Re: Insomnia - Argggghhh
I was also suffering from this before I left almost six years ago. I have since found that this approach, almost on a nightly basis, seems to work fine. A few small words of advice though, after five days of it you get a weekend and stay off the Cheeto's during therapy.
Jan 22nd 2013 | 9:09 am
#18
Nuther day in paradise.ca
Joined: Aug 2008
Posts: 7,269
From: Ajax, Ontario
Re: Insomnia - Argggghhh
Have a wank, in a museum, drinking real ale with the other hand while being fed cheese by a busty blonde.
Zzzzzzz is almost certain afterwards
Zzzzzzz is almost certain afterwards
Jan 22nd 2013 | 9:13 am
#19
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Re: Insomnia - Argggghhh
Just watch some ice hockey, that should put anyone to sleep.
Jan 22nd 2013 | 9:35 am
#20
BEd Enthusiast
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From: North Coast, BC
Re: Insomnia - Argggghhh
How about a wank while watching iced hockey?
Jan 22nd 2013 | 10:53 am
#21
Pictou County Superstarâ„¢
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From: On top of the Green hill, NS
Re: Insomnia - Argggghhh
I read this in the style of Sinéad O'Connor singing it.
Ok so its 3 months, 2 days, 6 hours, 59 minutes and 12 seconds till I leave. I am already finding it hard to sleep at nights ...
Just wish those 3 months, 2 days, 6 hours, 58 minutes and 31 seconds would disappear and I was leaving now. Most nights I don't sleep till 3ish - awake with excitement. Anyone else suffer from the same.
Do not know if sanity will see me through the next 3 months, 2 days, 6 hours, 56minutes and 7 seconds.
Just wish those 3 months, 2 days, 6 hours, 58 minutes and 31 seconds would disappear and I was leaving now. Most nights I don't sleep till 3ish - awake with excitement. Anyone else suffer from the same.
Do not know if sanity will see me through the next 3 months, 2 days, 6 hours, 56minutes and 7 seconds.
Jan 22nd 2013 | 11:37 am
#22
BE Enthusiast
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From: Devon- via Liverpool - Now Shawnigan Lake Bc
OOoooOOH:
you are a one
Jan 22nd 2013 | 11:38 am
#23
BE Enthusiast
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From: Devon- via Liverpool - Now Shawnigan Lake Bc
Ha now try the Proclaimers 
Jan 23rd 2013 | 12:23 am
#24
Pondering a career change
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From: Sunshine Coast, BC
Jan 23rd 2013 | 1:03 am
#25
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From: Toronto, Canada
Re: Insomnia - Argggghhh
Funny, in my head it was always in the style of the Bare-Naked Ladies!
Jan 23rd 2013 | 1:22 am
#26
Realist
Joined: Nov 2012
Posts: 24,667
From: UK
Re: Insomnia - Argggghhh
Start getting up very early. 6am or even 5am...that should re-set your tiredness clock. Otherwise, I agree with magnummpi's first comment!
Jan 23rd 2013 | 2:46 am
#27
Stand-up Philosopher
Joined: Apr 2009
Posts: 16,344
From: Regina Saskatchewan
Re: Insomnia - Argggghhh
[QUOTE=Mr Bean;10499516]I was also suffering from this before I left almost six years ago. I have since found that this approach, almost on a nightly basis, seems to work fine. A few small words of advice though, after five days of it you get a weekend and stay off the Cheeto's during therapy.
In an online survey, 90% of men responded that they masturbated, and 10% hit the wrong key with their left hand.
In an online survey, 90% of men responded that they masturbated, and 10% hit the wrong key with their left hand.
