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I'll kick off.

two weekends ago we went to IKEA to buy a bed for The Boy, to replace the one that disintegrated when his girlfriend started staying over. We were informed that the bed was not held in-store but at a warehouse a few streets away. No problem. It was waiting for us when we arrived. One of the flat packs was too big to fit in the car in one piece but the bits would fit if we put them in singly. On unpacking we found one of the panels to be damaged. Everything was re-packed and taken back into the warehouse. The guy claimed that returns had to be done at the main store. He hadn't met Souvette before but he was a quick learner. The replacement turned out to have the same problem. The third attempt seemed OK. It was a doddle to put the bed together. Building the drawers was another matter. All the side panels were right-hand. Last Saturday we went back to IKEA with all the drawer bits. The nice guy at the returns desk told us to just give him three panels; he'd open up another pack and gave us the left-hand ones. Ah, out of stock. What about the opened ones at the warehouse? By now they have been trashed. However, a new delivery is expected this week and he'll open one up and have the bits sent to us by courier. Good customer service.

What gets me about this is that the store has enough bits to compile and re-pack probably two beds. Instead, it will trash three partial beds. IKEA's mark-up must be enormous if it can do that. No wonder Mr IKEA is one of the world's wealthiest people.

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A couple who were round our house the other day were leaving from us to go to Ikea.

She didn't seem to mind going.

He kept referring to it as the Satanic Furniture Store.

.....not a big fan then I gathered.

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I've just bought some house stuff at the one in MI. Apart from a few bog-standard bookcases we ordered online, this is the first time I've shopped there in about 7yrs.

I mainly bought stuff we already had - wanted another shoe rack to match an old one, more of those coathangers, etc. - and the quality drop over those 7yrs is amazing if you compare. They *look* the same, ish, but the current ones are just a bit sh*t. The coathanger wood is rough now, and no longer has cut-out notches for dress loops, the shoerack ends come in 2 bits instead of one, the cutouts are welded on squint so you can't get the rack straight no matter what, it's a slightly crapper paint job...

I've got a bench shoe rack thing to take back too, it had 2 left ends. Good job they give you 3mths to return goods, I can't face another trip anytime soon!

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You sound like a very modern father then??:p

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I once bought a chair at IKEA.

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I've had the pleasure of never being in any IKEA...thank goodness from these posts!:rofl:

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Nah.

They may be 18/17 but they're basically adults. She's a grade A student and off to Concordia, as well as being a ski instructor. He's spending the Summer as a lifeguard at a kids day camp. I think it fairly safe to say that they are responsible enough to be allowed to sleep together. They'll do the thing anyway. They may as well do it somewhere comfortable.

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Toally agree with you, they'll only find somewhere else to do it ;)
We have 4 teenagers :eek: but most of our friends think we are too laid back with them, seems to me they've forgot what its like to be young:)

Rosie

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we shop at Jysk, Ikealite.

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Teenagers believe that they were delivered by a stork. The possibility that parents might have, well, you know, is just, like, gross. If the teenagers knew what parents got up to, given the rare chance, they'd be in therapy.

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My teenage years are long behind me - even now the thought that my parents might have, well, you know, is just, like, gross.

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I'll buck the trend slightly.

We recently furnished the kids rooms - and bought them each a bed, chest of drawers, bedside cabinet and bookshelf thingy. All went together properly, they had the right number of sides, panels, screws and everything. Gobsmacked !

I won't go anytime soon, in case of breaking this weird run of good fortune ! :p

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:rofl::rofl: We were camping a few of years ago 1 of ours asked why is the tent shaking:ohmy:, the next time we went camping the kids had their own tents we had ours:thumbsup: :rofl:

Rosie

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If only Jysk existed in UK. Found loads of bargains at Jysk, especially for the horse, back in Sweden.

I love IKEA stuff. I get confused going to IKEA here in UK as everything is in Swedish and so am I. I keep trying to talk swedish with the staff. The fodd shop guessed frst time that I'm swedish as I stocked up on all the stuff I miss from back home.

Ah! Having said that. I better get myself another Kalles Kaviar sandwich tonight.

:-)

Ps. AVoid IKEA, any IKEA, on a weekend unless you are a masochist.

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Three years back, we moved from a small flat into a nice big 3 bed house and had to buy all manner of things from cooker and fridge and washer and dryer and then all the furniture to fill the rooms - so the furniture all came from IKEA. I must say we found stuff we liked, and it wasn't too hard to put together, and is holding out quite well 3 years on (and we've moved again). Have been back a few times for a few other little things and I am quite happy with IKEA.
The Wembley Store in North London is huge and always so busy which I hate, but I keep breathing and eventually get home in one piece.

Rob.