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jimmydean Mar 23rd 2008 12:14 am

Re: If Spring Break is bad......how will I cope with 10 weeks of summer?
 
You know what they say...........the first 38 years of parenthood are the worst...........

..............after then it gets a little better but trouble is you don't notice it because of the alcohol intake......

.....I have 5 kids 21, 18, 14, 8, 4

.......they are eventually falling off the other end of the conveyer belt !!!!!

Dave+Jules Mar 23rd 2008 12:23 am

Re: If Spring Break is bad......how will I cope with 10 weeks of summer?
 
I have found this product helps enourmously you can get through 10 weeks with no problem.:thumbsup:

Marathonwreck 2 Mar 23rd 2008 2:42 am

Re: If Spring Break is bad......how will I cope with 10 weeks of summer?
 

Originally Posted by Poppy2 (Post 6054266)
.....................I love my kids, but really, today was an afternoon too long and it isnt even over! :eek:

Between the puppy getting remarkably random in her deposits and us getting totally out of sync with her going outside. The kids are doing remarkably daft things, even for them! Like stacking up glasses to make towers.....and I get there just before the 2 foot tall tower is spotted by the 20 month old demolition expert...................

One minute they play so nicely, then the next its like a rugby scrum with the puppy and the 20 month old somewhere in the middle. I want a Tazer gun, a cattle prod - something! I resort to afternoon baths, lots of toys, bubbles and towels. When is it my turn?

Oh! the noise! The bickering! The *why is my sock wet?* as they have walked all the way over the room to show you, wet footprints everywhere! The door bell goes, I am in no mood to make *nice*, and those kids like a herd run towards the door to see who it is.............can I not ignore the door even??

I am ready for a dark room and a mudslide of the Vodka kind.................

Hey! Thanks for reminding us why we chose NOT to have kids ! :thumbup:

The4BellsLondon Mar 23rd 2008 7:41 am

Re: If Spring Break is bad......how will I cope with 10 weeks of summer?
 

Originally Posted by Dave+Jules (Post 6099998)
I have found this product helps enourmously you can get through 10 weeks with no problem.:thumbsup:

oooh can I get them in bulk ??

Dave+Jules Mar 23rd 2008 2:49 pm

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Originally Posted by The4BellsLondon (Post 6101265)
oooh can I get them in bulk ??

I thought you would like them, Plus you need a stick to poke them with.

The4BellsLondon Mar 23rd 2008 9:47 pm

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Originally Posted by Dave+Jules (Post 6102203)
I thought you would like them, Plus you need a stick to poke them with.

but i bet the stick is really expensive!

Coffeepot Mar 23rd 2008 10:10 pm

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Originally Posted by The4BellsLondon (Post 6103197)
but i bet the stick is really expensive!

You don't want them to sleep all day, who will cook and clean :blink:

moondevil Mar 23rd 2008 11:07 pm

Re: If Spring Break is bad......how will I cope with 10 weeks of summer?
 
I'd just like to stop in bed longer than 6am.
Cant remember the last time i stayed in bed till 7 am :unsure:

O yeah i can 10 years ago before i had kids :rofl::rofl:
Can i have those tablets for mine, may need them soon :thumbsup:

Dave+Jules Mar 24th 2008 12:07 am

Re: If Spring Break is bad......how will I cope with 10 weeks of summer?
 

Originally Posted by gill_andy_grew (Post 6103644)
I'd just like to stop in bed longer than 6am.
Cant remember the last time i stayed in bed till 7 am :unsure:

O yeah i can 10 years ago before i had kids :rofl::rofl:
Can i have those tablets for mine, may need them soon :thumbsup:

Assuming the kids are getting towards 10 years old I can tell you than in another 2-3 years and it will be you who will be trying to get them to get out of bed!

:lol:

Coffeepot Mar 24th 2008 12:15 am

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Originally Posted by Dave+Jules (Post 6103900)
Assuming the kids are getting towards 10 years old I can tell you than in another 2-3 years and it will be you who will be trying to get them to get out of bed!

:lol:

Both ends of it here a 7 year old and then young adults so we just send the 7 year old to wake up the older brothers and sister ;) works like a charm :rofl:

Dave+Jules Mar 24th 2008 12:25 am

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Originally Posted by Coffeepot (Post 6103928)
Both ends of it here a 7 year old and then young adults so we just send the 7 year old to wake up the older brothers and sister ;) works like a charm :rofl:


Parents revenge! I like it :thumbsup:. I would even consider fathering another child :eek: if and only if I were convinced that our 20 and 18 year old would stick around to be pestered. :rofl:

Coffeepot Mar 24th 2008 1:31 am

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Originally Posted by Dave+Jules (Post 6103967)
Parents revenge! I like it :thumbsup:. I would even consider fathering another child :eek: if and only if I were convinced that our 20 and 18 year old would stick around to be pestered. :rofl:

The best bit is when the younger one does something really embarrassing when the older ones are out to impress a would be girlfriend, like picking there nose :rofl:

its oh so worth it ;)

It keeps me happy till i get my own back when i am old by throwing a tantrum or something when i don't get my own way.

moondevil Mar 24th 2008 1:42 am

Re: If Spring Break is bad......how will I cope with 10 weeks of summer?
 
one at 10 girl (she loves stopping in bed)
6yr old (he gets up at 6am)
and a 3yr old (she just jumps in our bed ;))

and a 6mth old collie that goes to wake the 10yr old up when she wont get out of bed :thumbsup::thumbsup:
Revenge is sweet :rofl:

ann m Mar 24th 2008 2:44 am

Re: If Spring Break is bad......how will I cope with 10 weeks of summer?
 

Originally Posted by Dave+Jules (Post 6103900)
Assuming the kids are getting towards 10 years old I can tell you than in another 2-3 years and it will be you who will be trying to get them to get out of bed!

:lol:

I can't wait for this when my two hit that 'can't-wake-up' teenager status. I'm going to bounce into their rooms at 6.15, jump on their beds and poke them with my elbows and cold feet. I'm going to then say repeatedly "Is it time to get up yet? Is it time to get up yet?" while playing with the clock radio, opening the curtains and rattling a large box of lego bits :rofl::rofl:

Dave+Jules Mar 24th 2008 2:57 am

Re: If Spring Break is bad......how will I cope with 10 weeks of summer?
 

Originally Posted by ann m (Post 6104440)
I can't wait for this when my two hit that 'can't-wake-up' teenager status. I'm going to bounce into their rooms at 6.15, jump on their beds and poke them with my elbows and cold feet. I'm going to then say repeatedly "Is it time to get up yet? Is it time to get up yet?" while playing with the clock radio, opening the curtains and rattling a large box of lego bits :rofl::rofl:

There you go. Happiness is restored :D


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