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Oink May 1st 2010 6:06 pm

If I had a million dollars. . .
 
Well?

Bijilo123 May 1st 2010 6:09 pm

Re: If I had a million dollars. . .
 
Well, I do have a million.

A million Gambian Dalasis so that doesn't take me too far.

Tell you what - ask soemone from Greece!

el_richo May 1st 2010 7:59 pm

Re: If I had a million dollars. . .
 

Originally Posted by Oink (Post 8536208)
Well?

I'd buy you John Merrick's remains

SAW 04 May 1st 2010 10:26 pm

Re: If I had a million dollars. . .
 
Convert it to GBP and get on the next flight back

Tangram May 2nd 2010 12:05 am

Re: If I had a million dollars. . .
 

Originally Posted by SAW 04 (Post 8536540)
Convert it to GBP and get on the next flight back

Weren't you heading west not east ?

FlirtyKnickers May 2nd 2010 12:15 am

Re: If I had a million dollars. . .
 
I'd open a strip club and have you all on the VIP list..;)

macadian May 2nd 2010 12:30 am

Re: If I had a million dollars. . .
 

Originally Posted by FlirtyKnickers (Post 8536695)
I'd open a strip club and have you all on the VIP list..;)

I'd open a strip club...and offer you a job....:lol:;)

FlirtyKnickers May 2nd 2010 12:37 am

Re: If I had a million dollars. . .
 

Originally Posted by macadian (Post 8536715)
I'd open a strip club...and offer you a job....:lol:;)

Ooooo...Only if it's a private club and you're my only client...;):wub:

macadian May 2nd 2010 1:09 am

Re: If I had a million dollars. . .
 

Originally Posted by FlirtyKnickers (Post 8536719)
Ooooo...Only if it's a private club and you're my only client...;):wub:

Ahhh...so you would be looking for fringe benefits too.....not sure mu million would spring for that...:cool:

Lorry1 May 2nd 2010 1:52 am

Re: If I had a million dollars. . .
 
I would return to England and pay a tutor to get my eldest through GCSEs

Almost Canadian May 2nd 2010 2:02 am

Re: If I had a million dollars. . .
 

Originally Posted by Lorry1 (Post 8536843)
I would return to England and pay a tutor to get my eldest through GCSEs

Is s/he not that clever then? These days, I thought they came with free with a Happy Meal from McDonalds:p

fledermaus May 2nd 2010 2:03 am

Re: If I had a million dollars. . .
 

Originally Posted by Almost Canadian (Post 8536858)
Is s/he not that clever then? These days, I thought they came with free with a Happy Meal from McDonalds:p

Mind you don't cut yourself.

dthomas May 2nd 2010 2:08 am

Re: If I had a million dollars. . .
 
I'd lose +42% to Stephen "The Automaton" Harper and Jean "Patapouf" Charest - both ways :(.

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Danny B May 2nd 2010 4:11 am

Re: If I had a million dollars. . .
 
I'd buy a Nissan GTR

Aviator May 2nd 2010 4:21 am

Re: If I had a million dollars. . .
 
Money is not all its cracked up to be! Be happy :)


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