Here are 12 of the finest double-entendres that were aired on British TV & Radio!!!
Apr 11th 2007, 4:25 pm
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Here are 12 of the finest double-entendres that were aired on British TV & Radio!!!
Received these today in an e-mail - thought they were worth sharing 
Hope it's not too rude to post here
1. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - "And this is Gregoriava
from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!"
2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - "Andrew Mehrtens loves it when
Daryl Gibson comes inside of him."
3. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - "This is really a lovely
horse. I once rode her mother."
4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - "Ah,
isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the
Cox of the Oxford crew."
5. US PGA Commentator - "One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer)
is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them ..... Oh my god!!!!! What have I just said?!!!!"
6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on 'Time
Team Live' said: "You'd eat beaver if you could get it."
7. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have
snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, "So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?"
Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard!
8. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: "Ballesteros felt much
better today after a 69 yesterday."
9. Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said:
"There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this."
10. Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports:
"Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets."
11. Michael Buerk on watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a male
astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked: "They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts."
12. Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny
Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: "Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself."
Hope it's not too rude to post here
1. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - "And this is Gregoriava
from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!"
2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - "Andrew Mehrtens loves it when
Daryl Gibson comes inside of him."
3. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - "This is really a lovely
horse. I once rode her mother."
4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - "Ah,
isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the
Cox of the Oxford crew."
5. US PGA Commentator - "One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer)
is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them ..... Oh my god!!!!! What have I just said?!!!!"
6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on 'Time
Team Live' said: "You'd eat beaver if you could get it."
7. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have
snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, "So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?"
Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard!
8. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: "Ballesteros felt much
better today after a 69 yesterday."
9. Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said:
"There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this."
10. Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports:
"Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets."
11. Michael Buerk on watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a male
astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked: "They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts."
12. Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny
Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: "Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself."
Apr 11th 2007, 4:37 pm
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Re: Here are 12 of the finest double-entendres that were aired on British TV & Radio!
Classic!!
Apr 11th 2007, 4:40 pm
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Re: Here are 12 of the finest double-entendres that were aired on British TV & Radio!
Brilliant....
Apr 11th 2007, 5:06 pm
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Apr 11th 2007, 5:44 pm
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Re: Here are 12 of the finest double-entendres that were aired on British TV & Radio!
Very good
Apr 11th 2007, 6:41 pm
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Re: Here are 12 of the finest double-entendres that were aired on British TV & Radio!
Just what's required after a day of sorting out ahead of moving in two weeks........
Apr 11th 2007, 9:34 pm
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Re: Here are 12 of the finest double-entendres that were aired on British TV & Radio!
Just what i needed !
Apr 11th 2007, 9:45 pm
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Re: Here are 12 of the finest double-entendres that were aired on British TV & Radio!
Not quite up to that standard, but who remembers Blue Peter, and John Noakes talking about "the finest pair of knockers I have ever seen"
Apr 11th 2007, 11:41 pm
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Re: Here are 12 of the finest double-entendres that were aired on British TV & Radio!
Nice one Arris
