Girl Power
 

If you're a mother you might enjoy this one

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A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pyjamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard.
The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog.

Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall.
In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing.

In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door.

He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she might be ill, or that something serious had happened, he was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out the bathroom door. As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap and more toys strewn over the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and walls.

As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed in her pyjamas, reading a novel.
She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went.
He looked at her bewildered and asked, "What happened here today?"
She again smiled and answered, "You know every day when you come home from work and you ask me what in the world I do all day? "

Yes," was his incredulous reply.

She answered, "Well, today I didn't do it."

Re: Girl Power
 

Absolutely brilliant! And so true...........

Joanne

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Re: Girl Power
 

First Class!!:thumbsup:

And all for no pay too!:thumbup:

Simon:cool:

Re: Girl Power
 

:rofl: :rofl:

I have just forwarded this on to my husband at work because he is convinced I spend all day doing nothing (and in actual fact I only spend part of the day doing nothing!!!)

Lisa

Re: Girl Power
 

Will show my husband this as well, I have just spent the last two hours fitting a blackout blind in my girls bedroom. still got the ironing to do, the shopping, drop one child at guides, cook tea, more washing, some decorating, pick child up from guides, do homework with the children, but at least i'm not working tonight!

(Its my day off, as if, ha bloody ha):unsure:

p.s. Unless your an octopuss never fit a 6ft blind on your own, its a bit tricky!
:rofl: Charlie :rofl:

Re: Girl Power
 

Good one Gaynor, will need to show OH this one tonight. :D

Re: Girl Power
 

Quick - send this to Sean Boxer!

Re: Girl Power
 

Tooooo funny!!

Re: Girl Power
 

:rofl::rofl::rofl: where did I put my book? :unsure:

Re: Girl Power
 

Why ?????? :confused::confused:

Re: Girl Power
 

Go read the British Men are Gorgeous poll. He has a thing about women!