Entante Cordiale
 

An english man is having beakfast, in Paris , one morning

(coffee,croissants, bread,butter, and jam) when a frenchman
,chewing bubblegum,sits down next to him. the Englishman ignores
the frenchman who nevertheless, starts a conversation.
Frenchman.."you english folk eat the whole bread??"
Englishman(in a bad mood):" of course".
Frenchman(after blowing a huge bubble) "we don't. in france,we only
eat whats in side.the crusts we collect in a container,recycle
it,transform them into croissants and sell them to england"
the frenchman has a smirk on his face.

the Englishman listens in silence.

The frenchman persists: " do you eat jam with your bread??"
Englishman: " of course"
Frenchman (cracking his bubblegum between his teeth andchuckling)
"we don't. in france we eat fresh fruit for breakfast,then we
put all the peel,seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle
them,transform them into jam, and sell the jam to england".

after a moment of silence, the englishman then asks: " do you have sex
in France?"
Frenchman" why of course we do", he says with a big smirk.

Englishman: "and what do you do with the condoms once you've used them

Frenchman: "we throw them away,of course".

Englishman: "we don't. in england, we put them in a container, recycle them,
melt them down into bubble-gum, and sell them to france