ImLivingTheDream

You have no sex sign next to your name.
Do you have 2 lots of organs or none at all?

Souvenir

He's been through divorce. I think his ex got custody of the organs.

ImLivingTheDream

So he's sort of like a giant grumpy worm?

Madmac

A giant emasculated grumpy worm.

I'll be very interested to see how he replies to this one?

dbd33

I'm tempted to post a picture of my grumpy worm.

Madmac

There you go.

I'm very frightened by your reply. Please don't post that picture.

dbd33

I can't find any that:

- clearly indicate the presence of functioning male bits

- are not obviously pornographic

- don't make me look small.

Madmac

A sad description that affects all us males.

Souvenir

If mine are functioning as nature originally intended, that urologist in Oakville is looking at a law suit.

Don't see how any posted picture of a willy could not be deemed iffy.

Don't take pics of your willy in Winter.

Madmac

I went into a pool the other day. I suddenly remembered what it felt like to be a 5-year old boy again. Brrr.

dbd33

Lifeguard daughter complained that the worst aspect of her job was having to approach men (especially at Riverdale pool) to tell them that their costumes were inadequate.

"They always think they're so big because, with some rubbing, they can stick out of a thong. Really <rolls eyes> surely other gay men know better".

Madmac

I always believed that women enjoyed pointing out male inadequacies?

Isn't that just training for later life when she points out that her partner is/has:

1. Scruffy/unshaven/smells
2. Bad at DIY/worse than <female friends partner> at DIY
3. Left the toilet seat up
4. Scratched their groin in public

Off now to inadequately mow the lawn.......and scratch