Creatures are doing it in front of me while I try and work
May 4th 2011, 4:56 am
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Creatures are doing it in front of me while I try and work
My coworker is on stress leave. While he is away, I am looking after his seamonkeys.
Lately they've taken to shagging right in front of me, sometimes in a threesome.
How am I supposed to get my work done? Filthy buggers.
Lately they've taken to shagging right in front of me, sometimes in a threesome.
How am I supposed to get my work done? Filthy buggers.
May 4th 2011, 4:59 am
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Re: Creatures are doing it in front of me while I try and work
As of right now there are 3 couples doing it. Some of them are eating algae at the same time.
I ask you.
I ask you.
May 4th 2011, 5:01 am
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Re: Creatures are doing it in front of me while I try and work
If I went to my boss and asked for stress leave he would just 
I have never heard of any one in the trucking industry have "Stress Leave"
May 4th 2011, 5:01 am
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May 4th 2011, 5:07 am
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Re: Creatures are doing it in front of me while I try and work
You are the one watching them, they are just doing what comes naturally!
Maybe you could make some curtains for them if its too much for you.
Generally this is probably "TMI" anyway...
Maybe you could make some curtains for them if its too much for you.
Generally this is probably "TMI" anyway...
May 4th 2011, 5:29 am
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May 4th 2011, 5:50 am
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Re: Creatures are doing it in front of me while I try and work
There seems to be a bit of sea monkey bi-curiousism going on although with the H***per regime now installed that sort of thing is frowned upon.
May 4th 2011, 6:21 am
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May 4th 2011, 7:46 am
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Re: Creatures are doing it in front of me while I try and work
Seamonkeys do that...
The ones my kids had were most "educational"....
I currently have hoardes of rabbits shagging out the front of my house... Porn on the lawn!
The ones my kids had were most "educational"....
I currently have hoardes of rabbits shagging out the front of my house... Porn on the lawn!
May 4th 2011, 8:06 am
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Re: Creatures are doing it in front of me while I try and work
That's your problem kiwilass - you are trying to work. Cut it out!
May 4th 2011, 8:08 am
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May 4th 2011, 8:56 am
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Re: Creatures are doing it in front of me while I try and work
What the hell is a seamonkey? 
May 4th 2011, 9:49 am
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Re: Creatures are doing it in front of me while I try and work
Good luck in keeping them alive. I've just killed Poff the puffer fish
May 4th 2011, 9:56 am
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May 4th 2011, 10:26 am
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Re: Creatures are doing it in front of me while I try and work
haha oh no.
there are some genetically modified version of brine shrimp according to this site:
http://www.sea-monkeys.com/
there are some genetically modified version of brine shrimp according to this site:
http://www.sea-monkeys.com/
