Caption Comp...!
Feb 4th 2010, 5:13 am
#1
Lowering the tone
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Caption Comp...!
See what rocks you can throw at England's current No. 1 Bad Boy...!
Feb 4th 2010, 5:28 am
#2
happy daisy
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Re: Caption Comp...!
ooh look! you have the cutest head lice! they are all wearing pink trainers!
Feb 4th 2010, 5:29 am
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Beep
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Re: Caption Comp...!
"Chav-Shrek and the other retard enjoyed the introduction of "Premiership Fluffers. Sources say this will reduce the team legal bills by 73% YoY"
Feb 4th 2010, 5:30 am
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Sawdust making harpy
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Re: Caption Comp...!
and as we wummage fwu ve undergwowf - hang on - is that a pube?
Bellamy should be on TV more. Hmmm, so should Patrick Moore. Better than the likes of that Bear Grylls fella and the other pansies you see today.
Feb 4th 2010, 5:36 am
#6
Lowering the tone
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Re: Caption Comp...!
"Oi Wayne, that wasn't wot I meant when I said that fings would 'ave been better if I'd 'ad the snip!"
Feb 5th 2010, 7:38 am
#7
Forum Regular
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Re: Caption Comp...!
"...so when Mr Capello told me i'd lost the Captain's armband, I told him I'd go and look under Wayne Bridge's bed!..."
Feb 5th 2010, 7:52 am
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BE Enthusiast
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Re: Caption Comp...!
England's new inclusion policy adds first 21st chromosone player.
Feb 5th 2010, 8:16 am
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Account Closed
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Re: Caption Comp...!
Now that we've made sure you don't have headlice, you can shag my missus while I give your granny one.
we have a winner!
Feb 5th 2010, 8:43 am
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BE Troll
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Re: Caption Comp...!
"The British Isle Monkey is observed in this fascinating act of grooming by removing and then eating the ticks from other members of the group".
Feb 5th 2010, 10:27 am
#12
Born again atheist
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Re: Caption Comp...!
Lil Mickey's in there somewhere.
Feb 5th 2010, 10:31 am
#13
Mostly Harmless
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Re: Caption Comp...!
"No, you don't have a brain either."
Feb 5th 2010, 5:21 pm
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Re: Caption Comp...!
"You know mate, I think your mother ****s pigs."
Feb 5th 2010, 11:47 pm
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Almost there...
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Re: Caption Comp...!
Wayne hands the team brain over to JT.( using tweezers)
