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Canadian ex pats only
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Newfoundlanders have the lowest stress rate because they do not take medical terminology seriously. You are going to die anyway, so live life. Newfie Medical Dictionary Artery............................. The study of paintings Bacteria......................... Back door to cafeteria Barium........................... What doctors do when patients die Benign........................... What you be, after you be eight Caesarean Section...... A neighborhood in Rome Cat scan....................... Searching for Kitty Cauterize...................... Made eye contact with her Colic..............................A sheep dog Coma............................ A punctuation mark Dilate............................ To live long Enema...........................Not a friend Fester........................... Quicker than someone else Fibula........................... A small lie Impotent........................Distinguished, well known Labour Pain................. Getting hurt at work Medical Staff............... A Doctor's cane Morbid........................... A higher offer Nitrates......................... Cheaper than day rates Node.............................. I knew it Outpatient..................... A person who has fainted Pelvis................. .......... Second cousin to Elvis Post Operative............ A letter carrier Recovery Room.......... Place to do upholstery Rectum......................... Damn near killed him Secretion...................... Hiding something Seizure........................ Roman emperor Tablet........................... A small table Terminal Illness.......... Getting sick at the airport Tumor........................... One plus one more Urine............................. Opposite of you're out |
Re: Canadian ex pats only
Originally Posted by Wellington,
(Post 7949424)
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Newfoundlanders have the lowest stress rate because they do not take medical terminology seriously. You are going to die anyway, so live life. Newfie Medical Dictionary Artery............................. The study of paintings Bacteria......................... Back door to cafeteria Barium........................... What doctors do when patients die Benign........................... What you be, after you be eight Caesarean Section...... A neighborhood in Rome Cat scan....................... Searching for Kitty Cauterize...................... Made eye contact with her Colic..............................A sheep dog Coma............................ A punctuation mark Dilate............................ To live long Enema...........................Not a friend Fester........................... Quicker than someone else Fibula........................... A small lie Impotent........................Distinguished, well known Labour Pain................. Getting hurt at work Medical Staff............... A Doctor's cane Morbid........................... A higher offer Nitrates......................... Cheaper than day rates Node.............................. I knew it Outpatient..................... A person who has fainted Pelvis................. .......... Second cousin to Elvis Post Operative............ A letter carrier Recovery Room.......... Place to do upholstery Rectum......................... Damn near killed him Secretion...................... Hiding something Seizure........................ Roman emperor Tablet........................... A small table Terminal Illness.......... Getting sick at the airport Tumor........................... One plus one more Urine............................. Opposite of you're out Like it!:lol: |
Re: Canadian ex pats only
Originally Posted by dollface
(Post 7950492)
Like it!:lol:
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Re: Canadian ex pats only
Substitute Newfie for Irish, Redneck, Southern, Welsh or any other english speaking ethnic group you wish to poke fun at and it would be just as funny. Or not.
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Re: Canadian ex pats only
Originally Posted by Atlantic Xpat
(Post 7951494)
Substitute Newfie for Irish, Redneck, Southern, Welsh or any other english speaking ethnic group you wish to poke fun at and it would be just as funny. Or not.
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Re: Canadian ex pats only
Originally Posted by dollface
(Post 7951501)
:rolleyes:
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Re: Canadian ex pats only
Originally Posted by Butch Cassidy
(Post 7951503)
Oh come on, did any of them raise a smile for you?
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Re: Canadian ex pats only
Originally Posted by dollface
(Post 7951506)
I thought it was kinda amusing Butch baby;)
No thats not true cos the talking animals had me in stitches.................... Oh well ;) |
Re: Canadian ex pats only
Originally Posted by Butch Cassidy
(Post 7951514)
Fair enough, I must suffering from a 'humourless day'..........................
No thats not true cos the talking animals had me in stitches.................... Oh well ;) |
Re: Canadian ex pats only
Must pass this onto a Newfie I know:rofl:
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Re: Canadian ex pats only
Originally Posted by Butch Cassidy
(Post 7951503)
Oh come on, did any of them raise a smile for you?
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Re: Canadian ex pats only
Originally Posted by fledermaus
(Post 7951558)
They did the first time I read them, many years ago ;). I still don't get the barium one
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Re: Canadian ex pats only
Originally Posted by dollface
(Post 7951584)
barium - bury them - buryum
Bare - eee - um Bury?? nah. Thanks anyway;) |
Re: Canadian ex pats only
Originally Posted by fledermaus
(Post 7951754)
But it's not pronounced like that.
Bare - eee - um Bury?? nah. Thanks anyway;) |
Re: Canadian ex pats only
As a newfie....thanks for the laugh!:rofl:
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